Simply Stupid: A meme-game-script-novel-based story universe that incorporates all media into one universe full of dimensions and alternate timelines. A series created by Cian-Nueral (That's me, the author), it is a comedic series that refurbishes memes and make abominable jokes through history, politics and real life. It should also be noted that any names, dates or OCs that has something in common with anything in real life is purely coincidental...

I mean, seriously! Thomas the Tank Engine being a marijuana addict? Mega Man being featured in girl's magazines? The Orange Knight from Castle Crashers being a warden from For Honor? GODZILLA as a famous movie star?! What's next? SONIC THE HEDGEHOG arrested for PUBLIC NUDITY?! This is just an introduction. That's it.

I am Cian-Nueral, and I don't own anything other than the concept of Simply Stupid. No flaming, please! Read, Review, and Enjoy!

A lone, shivering lavender Mobian cat lightly trudged across the rain as she tried to find a place to stay at. She is homeless. All she had was a messy purple and red dress, white pants, and a pair of magenta and white heels. She came across a nice white and blue house that had the name Sonic painted on the sides. Seeing that the porch had a roof over the door, the cat set up a pile of twigs and sat in front of it.

"I- I hate this weather right now..." the cat mumbled to no one but herself. Bringing out her index finger, a little spark lit up her face, showing a pair of amber irises. Setting the twigs on fire, the cat got onto all fours and curled up next to the fire. "*yawns* I hope the owner doesn't mind me staying here for now..." she sleeps...

"I'm your local Mobian hedgehog. You guys know me as the fastest thing alive and that stuff is definitely true! Raised by a giant owl named Longclaw, last of three hedgehog siblings, a good singer if I say so myself, local heartthrob, yadda yadda yadda. Back to me though...

Sonic the Hedgehog is seen sprinting across South Island. Dust, dirt, grass, and rocks flew as he reaches into his pouch for a ring. He grins as he throws out a ring to his house and hops into it.

"Being the fastest thing alive has it's benefits. I can run beyond the speed barrier, my bones and quills are almost indestructible, I can produce chaos energy and power entire cities with a single quill from my back! Heck, I power just about everything in my house! So Tails and I don't even have to pay for our power bill! Haha! Good times!"

Sonic and Tails are seen dancing to a boom box. They, along with Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Mighty, Ray, and Cosmo are bouncing to the beat. It was a fun time for the eight of them.

"But all good things may or may not have a bad side to them. I mean... I somehow got new aliens for pets?"

A bunch of wisps were dumped on Sonic and Tails by an angry Mother Wisp. She kept screaming in her native tongue that if they want to keep her wisps, fine by her.

'IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THEM, FINE BY ME!'

Sonic and Tails stared at each other and then to the wisps the Mother just dumped on them. We now change into another scene...

"I found a hobo..."

Going out for a nice little jog, Sonic opens his house's front door, going out for a run when he stepped on a tail... A fiery cat's tail.

"*MEEEOORRRWWW!!!* AHHHH!!!"

"SONIIIIIC!!!" Onto the next scene...

"I uh... Tails somehow made me make-out with one of my pets... AND THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!"

"What's this machine that you have here Tails? Sonic asked as he, Tails, and their wisps gathered around a mind reading-cloning machine in their laundromat.

"I call it a Species-Transfer!" Grabbing one of Sonic and his' Cyan Wisps and tossing her into a pod, Tails ushered Sonic and the other, colorful wisps outside. "Sonic, close your eyes!"

"*wraps his eyes with a scarf...* Got it, bud!" the wisps stared at Tails as he went back into the laundromat. When they heard the pod's doors open, they were confused when a short female hedgehog came out, opened her eyes and gave a mischievous grin to the still blindfolded Sonic the Hedgehog.

Said hedgehog (Sonic), did not know what to do the moment Tails urged him to lift up his blindfold. Sonic opened his eyes and gave a goofy grin when he saw her. The mysterious hedgehog gave a light chuckle and jumped into Sonic's arms. The two fell to the floor and started making out in front of the wisps. Tails walked out snickering before the two fell to the floor. He will go upstairs to his room and record it for safekeeping...

(Play Sonic the Hedgehog OST- Labyrinth Zone...)

The wisps were watching in disgust as Sonic opened his eyes. He noticed that something round was on his mouth... He removed the object from his lips and looked at what it was. He then stared in horror as he realized what happened. He felt his lips and touch the object he was kissing. Then again... and again...

"*giggles* $μГ?¡$3 (Surprise)!"

"*hrk!* Tial?!" said Cyan wisp nodded.

"*nods...* #¡ (Hi)! ¡ l0v3d t#@t (I loved that)..." that mysterious hedgehog Sonic made out with... The hedgehog then gently placed the wisp on the floor and felt queasy. Tial gave an excited stare as her owner stared at her awkwardly. Said hedgehog gave a visible cringe as he calmly walked outside. He then broke out into a scream as he ran to the next zone.

"*girlish scream* AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

(Okay... we had our fun here. End the song...)

"*shudders* That was NASTY! Anyways, here's the last one. I got arrested for talking to Amy and Cream and was placed on parole. THAT'S ABSURD ALREADY!"

Now we change to Sonic on court trial, handcuffed and in an orange jumpsuit. Sonic gave a nervous smile to the judge for his final decision. The judge then made one comment:

"Maurice Needlemouse, you will pay a fine of 800 Mobiules and parole until further notice."

"That's it?"

"And wear clothes! Your nude-streaking is disturbing to the public." sweating a little, Sonic gave a meek question.

"Uh... Can I scream out l in agony here?"

"... While it is inappropriate to do so, I will let THAT slide at least."

"Thanks... *cough cough! inhales...* AHHHHH-" The judge gave a long sigh as he, the jury and everyone inside the courtroom stared at Sonic weirdly...

"Sheesh! Talkin' about bad luck, am I right?"

(Play Sonic Colors DS OST- Special Stage...)

"I'm just your beyond-average adventurer with LOTS of stuff on my plate; I explore the Zones, I guard what comes in and out of our golden warp rings, I- you get the point, I hope."

Looking at a group of Badniks with a stern expression, Sonic tapped his feet and went for a classic Spinball attack. He crouched and rolled in a circle, going faster and faster until he was engulfed in blue chaos energy. His quills then straitened to form spikes until he was a blue buzzsaw with sparks erupting from his body.

"Here we go!" The ball of energy blasted through with the Badniks erupting in flames. Sonic rolled past more Badnik as he then hopped onto a boat that has Dr. Eggman's insignia.

"My name is Maurice S. Needlemouse and I am 20 years old. My home universe... my dimension, is hilariously insane and Simply Stupid. My story is like many others; It's simply Off Topic."

SIMPLY STUPID: OFF TOPIC

A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG PARODY

"I hope I get something good from all of this bad luck!" Sonic muttered out to himself as he checked himself out in a mirror with black pants, sports tape, a brown scarf and green shades. The hedgehog then walked over to a hammock outside his house and took a nap there. He forgot to stop recording as the wisps were fighting in the background.

"T¡@l, Y0μ (0B$LμT (Tial, YOU COBSLUT)!!! N@(#0 w@$ e@t¡ng t#@t (Nacho was eating that)!"

Coming out Spring of 2020!

Off Topic introduction/Trailer end...