I don't own Sonic. No flaming, please! But... if you read Sudrian Stupids, there is a silly trope that I brought to this: *Picture Blaze and Nicole wrestling in front of Sonic...* Two girls fighting because of (or for) one guy! Or in the case of SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers *Picture Bomberman being chased by a bunch of women with explosives and hearts in their eyes...* someone in the cast will be a love-magnet without consent (Also known as Fangirls in HEAT)!
SS!Bomberman: *runs across the entire screen...* AHHHH!!!
SS!Sally: Sonic? Do you wanna... Read some History books with me?
SS!Sonic: Uh... I'll think about it, Sal.
If there is anything that you feel is NSFW, don't worry. I'm most likely going to never use it again so I can focus on the story. I also apologize beforehand if I offended anyone.
Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Dear lord, it's midnight...
"Stop fighting ple- Oh come on! That's Wall's favorite bo- *crack!* Hey! I just got that from Shang Tu! *bada-bada-badap!* Nicole! That was from Mario!" Sonic's pleas fell on deaf ears as a large Nicole chased Blaze all over the kitchen... on all fours.
["I regret looking in the kitchen with Nicole. I don't know if it's a cat instinct or anything like that, but she and Blaze look like they are trying to kill each other! Chaos dang! I'm peeved by what happened though. Nacho decided to use the Species-Transfer! What the hell were you thinking, Nacho?!"]
"GET BACK HERE, CAT!"
"AWAY PEASANT!" Nicole and Blaze kept screaming, knocking over lots of stuff. They knocked over a porcelain vase from a distant nation, a jar of Super Mushrooms from the Mushroom Kingdom, basically a whole bunch of stuff were wrecked by the two felines. "MREEEEOOOOOW!"
"MREOOOWOWOWOW!" Sonic did his best to fix everything in the kitchen when they nearly opened the most sacred part of the pantry: The organic chilli pepper farm, powered by Jester.
"NO! Not the chilli!" Nacho screamed out as he blocked Blaze from hiding in the pantry. He then felt her claws climb all over him and Nicole scratching his butt every time Blaze rebounded. "AHHHHH!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME- *squeak!* Uh oh!" Blaze felt a collar wrap around her neck and saw Sonic holding a net. Nicole stopped and brandished her claws in anticipation. "Sonic! Help me!"
"Thank you Sonic for helping me in putting her in her pl- *Vwip!*" Nicole was banished back into Sonic's handheld as a chibi with stick figure arms, legs, gloves, and shoes. She pressed her face against the screen and whined. "-ace... What was that for, Sonic?!"
"*phew!* Thank you Soni- *Gets zapped on the balls...* AHHHHHH!" Nacho wailed as he wrapped his hands around his little drill. "IT BURNS!"
Sonic tapped his foot, dispelling the chaos energy that was emitted from his quills as Nacho blew up in smoke, reverting the poor yellow wisp back to his normal self. "There we go!"
"0W! MY 3Y3$ (My eyes)!" Sonic rolled his eyes and gave a stern look to everyone.
"Nacho, go to your bed and think about what you've done. If the other wisps also did what you did, none of you will have chilli dogs, mint candy or even fish. You hear me?"
"Y3$ (Yes)..." as Nacho floated off, Sonic released Blaze from the net and brought out Nicole so that they can apologize and be reprimanded at.
"Uh..." Blaze.
"Hng..." Nicole.
Sonic gave an aggressive hedgehog sniff and fumed like a volcano. "What. The. Heck. Did. I. Just. See. There?" Nicole was about to answer when she was cut off. "That was rhetorical. But seriously... WHAT THE ACTUAL S#¡T WAS THAT?!"
The two felines stepped back a little before giving nervous looks to the house's owner.
"The moment the reference of something random was shouted out, a fight broke out! How is this possible?!" Nicole curled into a ball and hid herself while Blaze jumped up into the chandelier again. Sonic sighed as he brought out a warp ring and threw it on the wall, leading a portal to a strange world. It said Wal Mart for some reason. "589 Folk Street, San Francisco, Earth. *sigh* I'm gonna go out and find something to calm myself down. Don't fight." when Sonic entered the ring and let it collapse, he sighed to himself as he brought out a wallet full of US dollars. "I need to find a new movie from another planet anyways... 100 and 1 Damnations? Nope. The Doctor and The Virus? Isn't that a porno? Green-Gou? No..." Sonic's eyes widened when he saw something that he never thought he'd see after hanging out with Mario. "*gasp* The Terminator?!"
Back with Blaze and Nicole...
Two pillow forts were built in the living room. One was neatly built like a castle in front of the basement while the other was built like a military bunker with tech and everything inside. The castle-like fort had a picture of fish, while the bunker-like fort had a flag of the Freedom Fighters.
Nicole grabbed a megaphone and shouted. When this happened, seven turrets aimed at Blaze's fort "ATTENTION HOE BAG! I HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! LEAVE THIS HOUSE OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!"
This lead to an almost silent "F4(k y0μ cobslut!" from Blaze as she lit up her hands in flames. Nicole growled, preparing to strike Blaze's fort while she still can.
"*insert angry lynx noises here...* Why yo-"
"What is going on here?!" A short pink cat poked her head out of the stairs. When she noticed that Nicole aimed a few turrets at Blaze and her, and Blaze aiming a finger gun at her with the tip on fire, the pink cat took cover and winced. "Ooh... I picked a bad time for a cat fight..." she ran into the wisps' room and hid in Pinwheel's bed.
Reverting her gaze back to Blaze, Nicole split up into eight miniature copies the size of a normal lynx kitten from Earth. The main Nicole wore her usual clothes despite her size, but white, while the copies wore military garb and bucket helmets color coded by chaos emerald color. "That random pussy of a princess has stayed here for too long! She's tried to get close to Sonic, lived off the house, and all of that without a hint of respect!"
"No!" Green Nicole wailed as she knelt to the floor. She was patted on the back by Yellow Nicole in response.
"See? We want Sonic to ourselves, right?"
"RIGHT!"
"WE WON'T LET THOSE F4(KERS TAKE THIS LAND! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, NICOLES?'
"RIGHT!/ROIGHT *pinch!* Ow!" Purple Nicole rubbed her ear after White Nicole pinched her for that comment.
"Do you want the enemy to sympathize with us, Nicole?!"
"No, Nicole! I was bored, that's all! Though aren't we copying what Amy does by doing this?" the Nicole clones stared at in shock. They then ignored her as they began bringing out spears and manning the sentry guns. Cyan Nicole then brought out some paper airplanes that were equipped with rubber band guns and water bombs.
"Holy- *splat!* AHHHHH!" Blaze was met with water sprayed from the turrets and did her best to shield herself from the onslaught. "I'M WEARING A T-SHIRT ONLY, DAMMIT!"
"LAUNCH THE NUKES!" Red Nicole. and Blue Nicole watched Blaze scamper back to the basement. Yellow Nicole, Green Nicole, Cyan Nicole, and White Nicole raised their spears and cheered, but ran to the front door when Blaze came back as a walking torch, chasing all of the Nicole Clones.
"GET BACK HERE!"
"AHHH!" all of the Nicoles merged back into the original, running from the pissed off princess known as Blaze. The two jumped over the forts, ran up and down the stairs, all over the ceiling, in the bathroom, on the couch, Boat's napping post, anywhere they can reach in a futile attempt to assert dominance and for the sake of trying to beat the living crap out of each other like idiots. This went on for a few minutes until they were exhausted and low on energy.
"*pant pant pant* C- Cease f- fire?" Blaze panted out before lazily crawling her way back to the basement. Nicole looked at the living room and sighed. She laid down in an attempt to rest.
"Y- Yes. Cease fire. I forgot my batteries are fried."
When a warp ring appeared, Sonic walked through with a shopping bag, jars of Super 'Shrooms, and a new porcelain vase. He looked at the living room and at Nicole, who laid on the floor like a stiff.
["*sigh* At least they stopped. If this happens again, I wouldn't know what to do! The house looks like a war zone right now! Paper planes with rubber band machine guns, sentry guns, and NUKES?! What the hell? Just why?!"]
Returning Nicole back to her portable, Sonic cleaned up the mess and went stairs to check on everything. There he found that pink cat and noticed her sleeping on Pinwheel's bed. There, he gave a loud shout that would have made Jon Arbuckle proud.
"PINWHEEEEEL!" This woke up the wisps and the cat, who groggily sat up and gave a dazed smile.
"Mhm?"
"Did you use the Species-Transfer?" the wisp-turned-cat reached into her bed and picked up her actual body, which had the prototype helmet on. "Huh?"
"This feels nice!" laying back on her bed, Pinwheel gave a smile as she looked at Sonic in interest. "Now I know how does it feel to be bi-pedal instead of floating around like the violet party balloon behind you!"
Tial flew to Sonic's head and fumed. "W# T D¡D Y0μ (4LL M3 (WHAT DID YOU CALL ME)?!"
"Oh, you know, Tial! You eating everything in sight just to fill in that empty space of yours. Look at me, Tial. I can make Sonic stick onto anything and make a barrier that can protect him from enemy attacks!" picking up her sister with her left hand, Pinwheel rested her right and gave a smirk. "Meanwhile, you can only turn him into a black hole. You lost your abilities a long time ago!"
"S#μt μp! I didn't want to be defective!"
"But your eating habits are in the wa~y!" this gave the violet wisp a reason to nibble on Pinwheel's hand in an attempt to hurt her. Sonic grabbed Tial and held her to his chest.
"That's enough, you two. None of you will have Chilli Dogs or mints for the night unless I say so. Same with Nacho."
"WHAT?!/N0!/W#y m3 (Why me)?!" Sonic gave a soft glare and a spark of energy from his ears. "*ZZZT* 0#... Г¡g#t (Oh... Right)."
"You guys should have asked if you guys can use Tails' machine. Next thing we know, it can be permanent! Do you... *sigh* Never mind! I won't buy or make any of your favorite food. I also rescind Nacho's punishment in return for cosplaying as Winnie the Pooh."
"NO!!!/W#Y?!" the Blue Blur ignored the two and looked at Nacho.
Neat costume choice, Nacho. Winnie the Pooh is popular in Mobotropolis for some reason." Boat then gave a loud comment.
"¡ t#0μg#t t# t w4$ b3c4μ$3 y0μ p¡Г4t3d t#3m (I thought it was because you pirated them)!" Sonic shrugged before turning to Flaccid.
"Eh. Now that that's over, wanna have some... *pulls out a bottle of root beer...* Root Beer, Flaccid?"
"4 4nd W?" It was a bottle of A and W root beer. Non-alcoholic of course.
"Yep. You can't have it right now, sadly." Flaccid slouched forward and leaned on top of Wall like a drunkard.
"W#y n0t (Why not)?" Let me get Tails and then I'll talk."
"F¡n3..." Sonic walked out and crept into Tails's room across the hall, silent as a hedgehog can be.
In Tails' room...
"*snore* Manic, don't use tha- *snore* Look what you did, dumb- *snore* -ou're now in a g-string! *snore*" this was what Sonic heard as he opened the door. he gave a quiet snicker and nudged Tails to wake him up. "Hn... Why did you wake me up, Sonic?"
"I'm gonna talk to Sally about helping us save the Sol Kingdom and I need your help... All of you." he watched the wisps gather around with Pinwheel taking off the Species-Transfer helmet from her actual body, turning her back into a wisp. Said wisp rubbed her eyes and continued to listen.
"W#4t ¡$ ¡t (What is it)?"
"That's why we need Tails. Do you have an idea as to how the wisps can help out, bro?" Tails flicked his tails and thought things out. When he got it, he looked at Sonic and brought out a blackboard from his room.
"Well..."
Imagination land...
A stick figure Sonic walks out the door with a smile on his face. He talks to Stick Figure Sally and gives her some pieces of paper.
"...once you get the chance to talk to her about sending us to the Sol Kingdom, ask her to induct the wisps as new recruits."
"Bμt h0w?" Fault asked out loud, only to be hushed by Stick Figure Sonic and Stick Figure Sally.
"I need photos of you guys as Mobians. I also need fake names so Sonic can make things run smoothly!"
Back to reality...
"Ooh..." the 10 wisps looked at each other... Minus Chewie, who accidentally hit the wall.
"(#3w¡3 #¡t t#3 w4ll 4g4¡n (Chewie hit the wall again)!" Combusto called out randomly. Sonic also picked up Chewie and prepared to take them to the Species-Transfer. The big one that is. An ivory porcupine rolled out, sprawled all over the floor after Sonic threw Chewie into the chamber and set it to the Porcupine option.
"Mmmn! My back hurts, my butt is swollen, I feel numb!"
"Holy cow... Chewie has G-cups! *CRACK!* HOLD THE F4(K UP!" What shocked everyone was something that they did not know about Chewie... Chewie was actually a girl. The only reason they saw her as a guy? Two horn-like curls, curvy tentacles, and a mouth that looks like it will eat everything in sight."TAILS! GET ME CLOTHES, A BRA AND PANTIES, ASAP! I THINK I GENDER-BENDED CHEWIE!"
"I'M A GIRL!"
"I GENDER-BENDED CHEWIE!"
"QUIT ASSUMING THAT I WAS A GUY!"
"NO!!!" Sonic kneeled to the floor like an idiot before pausing all of a sudden. "I- I- What the hell did you say, Chewie?!"
All Tails did was shaking his head in disappointment and giving a long sigh. "*sigh* The war against Robotnik really gave him a bad case of PTSD and bi-polar issues..."
"S- So... I- I mistook you for a guy for 5 months and you never told me that you were a girl this entire time?!" Getting up, Sonic and Chewie walked off, chatting, the hedgehog's face was full of embarrassment for mistaking Chewie for a guy for some reason. Chewie however, dragged him upstairs in a flirtatious manner for no reason.
"Uhuh!" Wall stared at the two with a 'What the heck?' face plastered on his eyes. Tails looked at the blue wisp and grinned. He then placed a newly made Species-Transfer helmet and slapped it on top of him. What came out was what could have looked like a Care-Bear on steroids that was 7 feet tall and all muscle. When Sonic came out, he revealed Chewie... who reverted back into a purple wisp, resting between his ears.
"Well... Beastiality twice a week... I definitely feel ashamed right now." the hedgehog whispered out. "Huh? Why do Wall look like Nacho's bear form but swole as heck?"
The next day at Castle Acorn...
"They want WHAT?!" Sonic cried out when he heard from Sally recite some stuff that her parents and the Acorn Consul just had to ask in fear. Said squirrel grabbed the piece of paper that held those words and rubbed her temples.
They want you to take over the Sol Kingdom!"
"I can't do that! I'm a Freedom Fighter! Not an Enslavement Enforcer!"
["Princess Sally Acorn. I was her 2nd in command during the war. We were pretty close, nearly had a relationship beyond being partners, but couldn't because of her status as a princess and mine as a... soldier, I guess? I don't know what would a Freedom Fighter be classified as other than 'Rebel', 'Guerilla', or... I'll just call myself a Commando. Anyways, we don't really chat as often anymore. I find it a shame. I technically have full custody of Nicole after the Consul wanted to retire her in return for a whole engineering team in charge of taking care of Mobotropolis."]
Placing her hands on Sonic's shoulders, Sally sighed as she then slammed her head against her desk like a maniac. "*thud!* Woah! *thud!* Sal, quit slamming your head against the table! This isn't anything like the fearless leader of the Freedom Fighters!"
"I just don't know what to do with them always trying to take control of the team we formed, Sonic..." all Sonic could do was grab something from his pocket and some waivers. "Hm? What are these, Sonic?"
"Read the waivers first." Sally's focused shifted to the names, pictures and identities of each individual.
"Gadget the Wolf, Ave the Eagle... Vinnie the Pooh? Seriously?"
"Don't blame me! He wanted to be unknown for all I care. He's a good guy!"
"If you say so... Tech the Parakeet, Corvin the bird, Stone the Bear- Holy cow! This guy's built like a truck! Ye- Uh... Hm. The name here is smudged, Sonic."
"Yeah... Almost like the bear. Her name's Ivory the Porcupine. Can you continue, Sally?"
"Sure... Dang that girl is well endowed! Joey the Crackrabbit, Fuchsia the Cat and Breezie the Hedgehog... Is she a relative of yours?" Sonic scratched the back of his head in confusion.
"Who? Ivory, Fuchsia or Breezie?"
"Breezie."
"She isn't related to me. My last name is Needlemouse, Sal. 'Sonic the Hedgehog' is my public nickname just like the names written down."
"What about the other two?"
"They aren't related to me either."
Marking the names down to confirm their enlistment, Sally continued onto what Sonic brought in: A request from Princess Blaze of the Sol Kingdom to send Sonic and some Freedom Fighters to her Kingdom. Normally, it would be unwise to do such a thing, along with the King Queen, and consul complaining, but at the same time, it can help with international ties. "*writes down some stuff...* Okay. So the princess of the Sol Kingdom wants some help. That can be arranged. Get your recruits ready by the end of this week, then we'll send them out by plane. Let's see how well they can do helping Sonic the Hedgehog." this gave Sonic a reason to smile.
"We'll get it done in a few days, Sal! Anything you need before I open your window and use a wisp ability or two?"
"*nods...* Well... First off, Tell Nicole that I said hi, Rotor made some new equipment for you and the new recruits at your house, and also, you have a nice 4$$. Hehehe... Oh..." sweat trickled from Sonic's head when she said that. The squirrel blushed from that and gave a nervous chuckle.
"Riiiiight... So the mission starts in 4 days?" Sally nodded. "Got it. I'll have them ready in a Sonic Second. See ya, Sal! *jumps out the window...*"
"SONI-" thinking that the hedgehog was gonna die, she looked out the window... Only to see Sonic high-five Flaccid. "... Of course..."
"LASER! *TSSW!*"
With Tails...
Tails was standing at the front door. With him was Rotor the Walrus and Bunnie Rabbot. "So you gave us 20 grappling hooks, 20 energy cables, 10 wispons, 4 power rings, and a new battery."
"Yeah. Thank Whisper for the wispons. She wanted to send some after you guys saved her and Tangle last year."
"Huh! Tell her that we're grateful for that!" Rotor grinned and gave a thumbs up. Bunnie, however, wondered how Sonic was. She and Antoine haven't seen him in ages.
"While dat's nice 'n all, Tails, how's the suga-hog?"
"*Fswip!* Over here, Bunnie!" Sonic called out as he rolled around the three in a lap before landing on top of his mailbox. "Haven't seen you guys in a while!" Giving Sonic a fist bump, Bunnie watched him and Rotor high-five and smiled. "How's Antoine?"
"He's awn a mission raght naw, doing good thangs to tha world."
Somewhere with Antoine...
"Whoo!!! Zat es wut I am tolking abot!" Antoine cheered in a grocery store as he watched some meats and melons be juggled by professional jugglers. He's been tasked into escorting a popular circus caravan all throughout Mobotropolis... Let's just say that he's both impressed and is having lots of fun. Meats and melons though...
Back to Bunnie Rabbot...
"Sally-girl chose ah nice mission for him dat Ah think he likes a whole lot more than when we fought that Robotnik feller. *Beep- eep- eep!* Rats... Rota' we oughta git goin' before tha sun goes down."
Nodding sadly Rotor gave Sonic one last fist bump before walking off with Bunnie. "See ya, man!"
Sonic watched the two walk off before looking at Tails. "*sigh* I'm gonna miss them, Tails."
"Don't worry, Sonic. We'll be back once this is over."
"I hope so... How are the extra Species-Transfers going?"
"Smoothly, I guess. There were some wardrobe malfunctions and Nicole had to order cheap clothes online for the whole team."
"Like what?"
["I am scared on what the outcome will be once we get things ready. Freddy is not ready!!! Though my name isn't Freddy..."
Chapter 4 end...
Dang... I think I added too many references in one go! I'll put them in anyways.
References:
1. Freedom Planet
2. Super Mario Bros.
3. SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 dub... Specifically the raving tone of Dr. Eggman every time something wrong happens
4. AI fragmentation from Red Vs Blue
5. Wal Mart
6. San Francisco
7. 100 and 1 Damnations from Mega Man: DeafMatch, Isha Soshite Uirusu/The Doctor and the Virus from Simply Stupid: Rider Prick!!! and The Terminator
8. Game Grumps' Super Mario Galaxy gameplay Episode 1
9. Root Beer
10. Apparently, Chewie's a girl. This is a nod to Mega Man: DeafMatch, inwhich Hornet Man was actually Honey Woman, but pretended to be a guy just so she can be noticed as a member of the family
11. The default Gadget, Fuchsia, and Corvin avatars from Sonic Forces
12. When I drew the wisps as their Mobian selves, I drew Wall as a beefcake-of a roid-raged bear that pays homage to Sr Pelo's Mokey's Show
13. I was originally going to have Chewie either be a black wisp (Bomb) or an ivory wisp (Lightning). You can guess as to which one was the winner for Chewie.
14. Whisper the Wolf and Tangle the Lemur
15. I made a pun out of three things: Green, Gringo and Kamen Rider Ichigou. What did I get as a punishment? Green-Gou!
16. ["HOLD THE F4(K UP!!!" cried the real Percy]
17. Because Lynxes are solitary in real life, they fight pretty often for territory. I implemented that to Nicole
That's all, folks!
