Potty mouthed parrot

Soprano Pixie asked for a oneshot of Snow bird-sitting her friend's foul mouthed parrot and the rest of the family finding it amusing.

Guest: I've already written stories like that.

"It's not funny!" Snow told her family off. That didn't stop any of them laughing though. Charming, Henry and Emma were all still falling about laughing at Iago the parrot's…choice vocabulary. "Neal's going to start talking soon. What if he has a Meet the parents moment and comes out with something Jafar taught Iago before Aladdin and Jasmine adopted him?" Snow pointed out. She was only looking after the parrot for one weekend, but it was really dragging in. Everything that came out of Iago's mouth was inappropriate! Snow had tried to keep him upstairs in Emma's old room, but he was a dastardly little bird and had managed to escape and came downstairs anyway. Snow had no idea how he had got down, but she knew there was no point in trying to keep him away.

"Mom, relax, Neal isn't going to be properly focusing on what we're saying for at least another month." Emma promised her. "I'm sure his first sentence isn't going to be-"

"Don't." Snow warned her. She wasn't giving Emma the opportunity to use that kind of language in their home. Especially in front of Henry. Charming gave Emma a look that was a mix of reprimanding and amused. He too was finding the whole situation with Iago hilarious. How often did one come across a parrot that greeted you upon arrival with an explosion of curse words?