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Somewhere else in the world...

"Murderer... Murderer..." the mysterious voice groaned out in rage. "That is what he is! A murderous animal that deserves to be taken down as the wild beast he and his family are!"

In a dungeon, General Mung laid, beaten, and barely living. He has no idea for how long he has been here, nor does he want to know. Hopefully Gardon is out there, gathering troops to help fight to take the Sol Kingdom back. 'But what about Blaze?' he pondered. 'She has to be somewhere in the world where she can get help.'

"That walking disaster is a murderer... and I will see to it that I will retake Mobotropolis and exterminate the Freedom Fighters once and for all! Through Roboticization, or through my Empire's army."

Bygone Village...

(Play Red Gate Bridge - Sonic Forces [OST]...)

Blaze picked up the SMG and sighed. This was General Mung's gun. Looking at the fighting, she tested the SMG bayonets' sharpness on a piece of metal, giving a small, but sad smirk as the bayonet made a quiet *Shlick!* across the surface. She ran into the battlefield, using the gun as a short sword.

The battle raged on as the Freedom Fighters fought the invaders. A few homes were on fire, the City Hall was blown into rubble for the seventh time in the past ten years, and stray plasma blasts melted buildings nearby. Sonic constantly 'boosted' into random robots, but stopped every once in a while when rescuing civilians from oncoming fire.

The blue Blur brandished two quills and channeled some chaos energy into them, using them as Strider Knives: Small, easy to carry, and really reliable. He drove both quills into a robot and kicked it into another, impaling the two. He sped off to aid more civilians, with his cobalt blue beginning to darken a little more, undoing what Blaze did for him by testing out if he can use Sol Energy to cancel his 'terminal darkening'.

Tails used his tails to knock his foes into their allies. When he reached to where Team Freedom and Nicole are, he immediately went to work. He sent a Shield Bot to Porker and tinkered with Sally's energy blades, extending their blade lengths.

"Give them a try!" what ensued was Sally's blades extending by a foot. The squirrel equipped the blades again with a look of excitement and surprise. Looking around for a target, Sally scanned the area.

When she did find one, she summoned the blades and lunged. "I'll use them when I get the... *ZWI-SHK!* chance." Sally looked at the blades and waved them. "... *waves the blades...* These are lighter than I expected, Tails."

"Don't worry about that! You can shorten them by releasing your grip!"

As the Freedom Fighters fought the now dwindling Eggman Empire army, Nicole noticed a massive naval craft and alerted teams Sonic and Mania, the teams nearest to the pier...

(Stop the song...)

With Teams Sonic and Mania...

"-val craft docking near pier 16! I repeat! Naval craft near pier 16! Take it down! *kzzt!*" Mighty, Ray, and Sticks looked at the horizon in worry when they heard cannons fire.

"*Thoom! BANG! Thoom! BANG!* This isn't good..." Mighty muttered out.

"Definitely./So true..."

Sonic skidded to a stop, giving them a worrisome gesture. The trio gave him the same look. They noticed his quill colors, and then returned to wondering how they can get to the ship, which was yards away from the pier. When the rest of Sonic's team came, it was a crap-fest with Mighty almost passing out from a rush of blood blasting out of his nose. Why? Because he thought it was a good idea to say the alphabet with BRA sizes after looking at Chewie again. Blaze rested herself behind Wall, who sat in a thinking position.

"B, C, DD cup..." the wisp-porcupine shook her head in embarrassment and tapped Mighty's head with her Hover Wispon.

"Excuse me?"

"Mmph... Yes porcupine with large sweater puppies?" the armadillo slurred, still dazed from the bloodsplosion that erupted from his nose.

"Can you get up? We have a giant ship to si-" Chewie was cut off from a plasma shot that Mighty blocked with the back of his head.

"*Dzap!* Ugh... I'm okay." the armadillo hissed out, wincing from the burning sensation. He shook his head and looked at what shot him: Another of those robots. "I'm definitely okay. I gotta recover from that hit. Sonic, don't forget your mono-visor."

Sonic gave a stern look and nodded. "I'll take down the ship. Ray, Sticks, get Mighty to Cream."

"Sure thing, man!/Got it!" the flying squirrel and badger ran off, bringing their team leader to Team Rose's medic.

The blue blur smiled, knowing that they will get the job done. Blaze poked her head out and whispered.

"Is Mighty okay?"

"He is... You're making my back itchy!" Blaze retracted her claws from the blue wisp-bear's back, hearing a small cry of pain erupt. "Ooh! That hurt!"

Sonic reached into his ring pouch and pulled out a pair of white goggles. He looked at it and sighed. He hasn't used his mono-visor for months. Much to the ire of everyone, he took his pants off and stuffed the piece of clothing into the pouch. He then picked up his wristwatch and connected his handheld to both the watch and the mono-visor as fast as he could. Finally putting on the mono-visor, Sonic blinked, making the bridge of the visor look like his eyes are connected. He looked at Blaze and grinned.

"I need some more Sol Energy, Blaze. My quills are darkening a little." Blaze handed him the blue Sol Emerald again, watching him grasp it tightly and returning to his shade of cobalt blue. He brought his quills together into their buzzsaw formation with a confident smile. The lilac cat looked at her favorite singer, realizing that this was his usual look before this even happened... This was what he looked like during the war against Dr. Robotnik. The eyes looking cyclopean, three-spiked quill-do, and the signature cocky smile. It seemed like a physical and mental rejuvenation. "Hhh! I hope I didn't overdo it..."

Picking up the Sol Emerald, Blaze noticed that it was a little duller than when she first gave it to him. "I will have to apply some of the energy of the other Sol Emeralds to bring it back to its original power once we are done."

"*smirks* Way past cool." Tapping onto his watch's screen, he called Sally. "*click!* Sal, it's Sonic."

The aforementioned squirrel's face appeared with a smile. "Hey Sonic. Is situation under control?"

"Uh... Somewhat. The ship Nicole told us to sink is a little bit too far from the pier. I need clearance to go mach 1.4 and pierce that little bastard." this made Sally shake her head.

"Don't. You might destroy the buildings and kill someone by accident. Go below mach 1. You hear me? Don't break the sound barrier."

"Want me to make one in the ship then?"

"You know my answer already, Maurice."

"*sighs* Fine. Thanks for telling me, Sal. No promises though. *click- ick!* Nicole, I'm gonna whirlwind my way to the ship. *click!*"

Blaze looked at him in confusion. "Whirlwind?"

"I make a small landspout and then get picked up by the wind vacuum. I'm gonna use it to slingshot myself to the ship." Sonic zipped to a nearby statue and went into a crouched position. "Lure in as many 'bots as you guys can!"

The shout lured in a mob of thirty robots, about 38 percent of the remaining enemy forces. 1 percent were floating drones currently enroute to attack them. The remaining 61 percent are inside the ship, ready to be sunk.

Sonic rolled in a clockwise motion, gaining speed with his sharply increasing momentum. Chaos energy began surrounding his body in arcs, glowing a bright sky blue. The hedgehog felt the sparks and began going faster and faster... "*BDZZ- DZZ- DZZ- DZZ- DZZ!* Here we... GO!" he shot forward, bringing his moniker as the Blue Blur to life, drifting around the opposition. Round and around he went, climbing up to 440 mph by the time he was in his 5th lap. To him, a second just got 5 seconds slower; to his targets, a 20 seconds of sheer destruction. The breeze morphed into a landspout, lifting Sonic and the platoon of robots into the air.

"Wh- Whoah!" Boat quipped, pulling out a grappling hook so he can stay on the ground. Everyone else did the same except Jester, who immediately brought Pinwheel back into her wisp body and absored her.

"Eep- *poof* W#4T T#4 F4(K J3$T3Г?!"

"Sorry Pinwheel! SPIKES!"

The Blue Blur uncurled, dodging plasma shots that hit uplifted debris or the platoon's fellow compatriots. The landspout began ripping the very road beneath them. Deciding that the speed is enough, Sonic veered out of the vortex, curling again, but turning into a blue buzzsaw of light. Said light illuminated the landspout, firing a beam of light at the ship.

The landspout dissipated after launching Sonic, dropping the robots to the cracked and damaged asphalt-brick road There, they were met by a pissed off Blaze, a group of wisp-mobians, a pink ball of spikes, and Wall, who cracked his knuckles. Blaze brandished her SMG's bayonet and struck.

Inside the ship...

"*KZZZZ!!!* I made it!" a slightly darker blue Sonic shouted, Spindashing again as he searched for the engine room. He broke into the armory and gathered a large variety of explosives. The barrack doors opened, revealing more robots that he would like to count. He paused, before going into the offensive. "Let's step it up to Act 2, shall we?"

He lunged at one, tearing its arm off as he drove one of his quills into the unfortunate victim's batteries, turning it into a bomb as he kicked it into its comrades. Sonic ignored it as he used his Homing Attack and Axe Kicks on the reinforcements.

He sped off as a blue explosion rocked the ship. He rolled into the vents, ending up in the Captain's Quarters: It was empty. What confused him was that the ship was now turning away from the pier. "*sigh* The Captain's supposed to go down with the ship... Screw it. I don't know how powerful these explosives are, but there's only one way to find out!" Sonic sped off once more, finding the engine room this time. He broke a pipe open and plugged both sides with a rocket. He even placed a time bomb to make sure it all goes to plan. "Now to find the bridge." He rigged it. Then the barracks, and finally the cargo bay... When he finally did that, he had a minute to spare; something caught his eye though, with Sonic staring at a poster of himself with the word MURDERER beneath it: His blood ran cold. An Eggman Empire symbol was spray painted next the poster with the words 'Enemy No. 1' and 'Avenge our fallen' surrounding it. Sonic's legs went numb and a squeeze somewhere in his chest.

Murderer... Is that what he is? Is Sonic the Hedgehog a cold-hearted murderer for trying to protect what he holds dear? For trying to do what he thinks is right? What is his main quest right now? Bring Blaze back to the Sol Kingdom and do what he does best: Fighting for freedom. What is happening right now? A brash attempt to take down a massive ship. He said that it was going to be easy... right?

His false hope was beginning to overtake him, creating more stress. The blue hedgehog felt a pain in his chest and struggled to breathe. He felt his pulse and looked at his watch, seeing his heart rate slow down drastically. He sneezed, with blood coming out. This is bad... REALLY BAD.

"*click!* Sonic! The ship is moving away from the pier!" it was Nicole. "Whatever you did, is working! Sally's giving you the clearance to make a sonic boom."

Sonic did not answer as he suddenly fell through a door, falling down the stairs until he was met with the well dock. He opened the well dock's door and looked at Bygone Village.

"Sonic... Are you alright?! Your heart rate is dropping!"

He has 15 seconds remaining to get off and get help... He gave a weak grimace when his legs gave out and collapsed, cracking the watch's camera and screen upon impact. He crawled to the ledge, struggling to get up when his body went limp.

"The ship's gonna blow..."

10

He wants to survive this...

9

So he can help everyone with their problems.

8

He wants to be with his friends...

7

Because they mean a lot to him.

6

He wants to be there for his family...

5

Because they mean everything to him.

4

He wants to help Blaze because she has potential with her flames, kindness and charisma; possibly capable enough to usher the Sol Kingdom into a prosperous era...

3

He can see a gray mobian rabbit and a white wisp now, reaching for him as he laid there.

2

He gave a weak, laugh with the last of his breath... He isn't Sonic. Sonic is his codename in the Freedom Fighters. Just a name he somehow lived his expectations up to.

1

He's just Maurice: A singer who just wants to have fun and feel the rush of adventure. His high chaos energy levels gave him his super speed, energy, and wind control... He's just a singer.

"Johnny? Yacker? I'm sorry that I never saved you two..."

0

He's a walking natural disaster... and the wind of a rising storm.

Back at the pier...

Blaze was looking at the mess of metal she and Wall made when they heard a massive explosion rock the area. She loomed at where the explosion and stared in fear. An intact body was floating belly up. She could tell it is Sonic, but what scared her is that the cobalt blue hedgehog remained unresponsive. She gave Wall the SMG and began sprinting to the edge.

"No..." She ran to the edge and jumped, trying to get to Sonic as fast as she could. She realized that she doesn't have a platform or something to launch her across. She's trying to retrieve Sonic the Hedgehog- on a massive body of salty WATER. "Whoah- Crap, I never thought this far!" Trying to propel herself, Blaze resorted to using her flames to hover. "*Frrrrrrsh!* Yes!"

"BLAZE! KEEP GOING!" a voice called out from the pier. It was Tails, who just came in with the other Freedom Fighters. Blaze turned around, flying backwards.

"WHAAAT?!" the kitsune facepalmed at Blaze's reaction.

"HURRY UP AND GO TO SONIC, YOU PURPLE PUSSY!" Blaze took offense to that and went faster, stopping above Sonic with a worried look.

When she lowered, a white glove grabbed her by the leg. She looked down, surprised at what she saw: Sonic is alive!

"Sonic?!"

"*cough!* Hey, Blaze! How's it going? *cough!* You have some nice legs." the aforementioned cat shook her head in relief and embarrassment as she brought them back to the pier. Once they got settled, Blaze kicked Sonic in on the crotch the moment he settled down.

"ARGH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

"We thought you died!"

After hissing in pain, his demeanor darkened a little before muttering out a white lie. "... I got knocked out. My watch got ruined because of it." getting out of that as fast as he could, Sonic gave a small grin. "At least I took down the ship, thank you very much!"

The other Freedom Fighters also came, wondering what happened other than the massive explosion Sonic created. Sonia, Manic, and Tails placed him inside of a group hug. All Sonic could do was respond the same, happy to be alive still. He kept the heart complication to himself, knowing that he will be barred from helping Blaze get back to the Sol Kingdom if he reveals it. When he stopped hugging them, he felt his pulse and sighed- the excessive stress must be getting to him. Sally walked up to him with a few questions- all out of concern.

"Did you find something that kept you from leaving?"

"*shrugs...* Just a poster. That's it."

"I can't help but notice that your quills are darker than when we last talked.

"I've been dying my quills." another lie.

The squirrel nodded in concern as she eyed Blaze with a half-lidded look and muttered a question. "Why is that cat here?"

Blaze crept backed up a little before hiding behind Wall... Again.

"OOH! MAH HAM CHEEKS!"

Sonic coughed. "Remember the princess of the Sol Kingdom?"

"Yes."

"Well..."

Sonic's House an hour later...

"Sweet frickin' CHAOS I took so long!" Sonic groaned out as he opened the door. There, he saw Pinwheel, Chewie, and Tial doing splits in the living room, arses aimed straight at him unintentionally. Chewie and Tial looked behind and looked at Sonic like they were caught fridge raiding. Pinwheel kept going until she stopped.

"...ven, eight, nine, te- Oh... Hi, Sonic!"

The aforementioned hedgehog gave an unamused look and grumbled. "Why are you still up in this ungodly hour?"

"Stretching." the pink wisp-cat nonchalantly commented.

"Go back into your original bodies and go to bed. Otherwise, I'm gonna buy an Automatic Thot-buster."

They looked at Sonic with weird faces. Pinwheel gave a raised eyebrow, Chewie was confused, and Tial gave an excited rape face that said 'NoT EvEn ThE ChIlDrEn wIlL Be SpArEd'. Dear lord, that look would rival the excitement of an extremely perverted robot mermaid from Earth!

Sonic cringed from Tial's face and casually brought out... a mace with three metal sausages attached too it.

Chewie looked at it and smiled. "So that's where I put my *ahem!* toy!" Sonic gave a loud yelp and threw it into the wisp-porcupine's arms, hugging the wall. "Thank you!"

"AHHHH!!!"

"Gee! Not a single 'you're welcome!'? How rude!"

HOW DID YO- SHFHFHEJDU!!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THAT- I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!" Sonic was stammering, screaming, and hyperventilating. "WHEN IN THE PAST THREE DAYS DID YOU FIND THAT THING?!" He turned to the TV and pressed a remote, watching an ad to take out the stress.

"Hi there! Suck my testercoles!"

"WHAT?!" this is not helping the blue hedgehog in any way possible!

"Have you ever thought of ripping a guy's dong off and having a three-way-"

"FOUR-WAY!" Tial cried out. Pinwheel gave a short mutter about her sisters being possible cobsluts.

"-bukake?"

"YES!" Chewie added in, making Sonic cringe at their sudden change of behavior. This made no sense to him whatsoever.

"Ew... What the frick?"

"Well! PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS is coming your way! *plop!*"

"Ugh... *turns off the TV...* Go to bed already!"

With a huff, a grumble, and a sigh, the trio deactivated their Species-Transfers and flew upstairs to their room. Sonic was alone as he turned off the lights, picked up his shoes, and checked in each room:

The Living Room is nice and quiet, despite the vituperation that just happened; The Kitchen is almost empty, because of how long the trip/quest will be; The Laundry area is nice and tidy; Tails' workshop is still messy; The Pool area has grass shavings scattered all over the water; The Basement is dark. Sonic saw a pair of yellow eyes partially there, but that's just Blaze waiting for him to go to sleep. She gave a blatant stare and yawned; The bathrooms are also clean; The wisps are trying to sleep; and Tails is sleeping with his potted plant, Cosmo.

His room was a different matter. Sure, it's the master bedroom, with a tv from another planet, a bathroom, a closet, a king-sized bed, and a laptop connected to the TV, but to him, it's all he needed to unwind after feeling lots of stress. Nicole leapt out of Sonic's handheld and landed on the bed. All the aforementioned hedgehog could do was watch as the holo-lynx began floating up as though it was an exorcism where she was possessed by a demon. The Blue Blur chucked his Pumas into the closet, which held the shoes he just bought during the training two days ago, his SOAP shoes, and a spare set of his iconic hyper-friction resistant Pumas. There were many pairs of pants, vests, and t-shirts in there as well.

Sonic laid beneath Nicole, groaning to himself when the holo-lynx fell onto his chest. Had Nicole been a regular Mobian lynx, she could have been kicked out for sexual harassment, just to make it clear. Sonic let it slide- Nicole's an emotional and clumsy AI whose physical body is a hologram. The holo-lynx fell again, hitting the floor face-first. He rolled his eyes at her antics. Sonic laid there despite being stared at by his AI 'Assistant', looking at the ceiling with a tired face. He raised his blue-furred arms and looked at them, noticing that the colors are the same as they were this morning- admiral blue. He rested them again, doing what he did before, looking a little too glum. As he laid there, Sonic contemplated, knowing that his quills are going to be darker, drained of their powerful chaos energy and...

What keeps him from collapsing from heart issues.

Sonic barely survived the explosion. A little bit of chaos energy regenerated his body in the middle of the blast; possibly severing the blue hedgehog from his speed, physical endurance, and his energy production. That isn't normal. Chaos energy keeps almost everything alive. Without it, their body's cells will die.

Outside the house...

At the beach, with the waves crashing into the shore and retreating like an army, a hand gripped the sand, making traces as a Mobian squid got up. She gave an angry glare as she took a few pictures and grunted.

"Doctor, I found where the nuisance who destroyed my ship lives in."

"Excellent. Report back to me immediately."

She hopped back onto the sea, disappearing into the depths once more...

The next morning...

Sonic laid back on his chair, drinking coffee at the kitchen. He looked around and eyed the dart board above the door, locking his eyes at the bullseye. He reached for a quill and hissed in pain. When he looked at his quill, it was black also. Blood caked the root of the quill, fresh from the wound. Fears began filling up, but the blue blur shook it off as he threw the quill- *Thud!* but groaned when it landed an inch above the target. He sighed, continuing to drink his warm beverage.

He felt a headache ring, forcing him to put down his drink and clutch his head. Voices began filling his head as he groaned in pain.

"Murderer!" "Just die already!" "You are just like many of my foes: Weak and pathetic!" "I will end you where you stand!" "Us? Of course! We wouldn't have it be any other way!" "I will CRUSH you, [REDACTED]!" the sounds in his head made him feel... cold. It wasn't the words that perturbed the hedgehog- It was the fact that he tolerated it. It entertained him. "You murdered [REDACTED]!" "All lifeforms are below me!"

"Sonic?" the door opened, revealing Tails, the hedgehog gave a false smile. "Is something wrong?"

He didn't respond. All he did was point at the dart board. He tried to make a chaos arc, but what resulted was the board catching fire and incinerating from the inside-out.

"This isn't good, Tails..." Sonic walked to the living room with the headache growing stronger every second. Tails guided him when he collapsed, setting him on the couch while ordering Nicole to call Knuckles, Amy, and Cream...

Later that day...

"*cough!* Tails?" Sonic weakly coughed out as he laid down on the couch. His bright orange companion was observing his health while being watched by Knuckles, Blaze, Amy, Cream, Cheese, and the Wisps.

"Yeah, Sonic?"

"Do you have a- *cough cough!* A funny joke I can listen to?" Tails brought forth Tial and Fault and began playing with them like dolls.

"Once upon a time, there was a Thot that's a blot."

"#¡ (Hi)!" Tial squeaked out before feeling something between her three-tentacle-thingy-majiggies. The orange Kitsune was going to use Fault for something... weird. "Uh (μ#)... W#4t d0 ¡ f33l b3n34t# m3 (What do I feel beneath me)?"

"She can poke and joke, she swallowed an artichoke. She succs for buccs, even when there are lots of yuccs. She can take a boof with a lot of oof since she is a goof."

"W4¡t, W#4T (Wait, WHAT)?! *poke!* 444444# (AAAAAAH)! WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO GOOD?! *faints*" Somehow, the wisp spoke in English before fainting...

"She took a dong, sang a song, into a blue bong! The end!" releasing the two wisps, the defective cyan Wisp fell to the floor while Fault went into Sonic's bathroom to take a bath alone... and SCARRED for life. Good God! Tails just made a wisp violate his own sister with his entire body!

"*cough!* Wisp abuse isn't funny Tails."

"Sorry. I can't think of anything I can do for you." the cyan Wisp on the floor was dragged off by Flaccid while Tails is having trouble knowing as to how is Sonic not even healing. Rings, hyper go-on, chaos energy, sol energy... Not even going Super is enough to help! "For once, I'm stumped. I'm sorry Sonic..."

Looking over to the side, the blue Hedgehog stared out the window, where Knuckles, Amy, Cream and Cheese, Blaze, and a Seedrian were waving to him with hopeful eyes.

Boat was floating around with Nacho, holding a bat when they accidentally hit Combusto and Wall in the face with the thing. This turned into a painful bumping match that ended with Blaze getting hit on the ankles. The lilac cat stifled a scream in pain. She kept waving, letting out a single tear as she did it. She'll have her revenge once she's done waving.

After waving, Blaze immediately to work, acting like a pissed off house-cat flaming eyes and started chasing the three as though they were birds. "MREEEEOOOOW!!!"

"444444HHHHH!!! ГμN, B¡T(H! ГμN!!!" what a sight to behold.

"...I- I know, bud... and it's okay. Everything's so..."

"Sudden?"

"Absolutely." Looking outside, Sonic asked a simple question. "*cough* Who's the seedrian next to Amy?"

Tails blinked and looked out the window and didn't see anyone of that description. Where Sonic pointed, was a nice little patch of nothing. "I... I'm pretty sure you're hallucinating, Sonic. I don't see a seedrian anywhere."

"*sighs* I think something's draining me of my chaos energy... Do you think this will be terminal?"

Not unless we give you more Sol Energy."

"Will there be a prescription?"

"... Blaze is still worried about you absorbing and using too much sol energy."

Absorbing... An idea popped up as Sonic laid there. What if he can absorb the excess energy generated by robots? What if he can absorb other sources of energy to stay alive? 'No.' Sonic thought to himself as he dismissed that idea. 'You can use something else to stay alive, hopefully.'

What about having more dopamine boosts? It isn't too far-fetched, but can cause extreme mental exhaustion. Hyper go-on energy can only take him so far. He shook his head. They might not work. As he pondered, he pressed his temples to prevent any headaches from happening again. Without an idea, he decided to think about it for another time.

(Play Trailer Theme (Full Version) - Sonic Mania by SiIvaGunner...)

Looking up, Sonic inhaled and exhaled as he tried to get up. Tails was going to help him when the Blue Blur got up again, staggering a little until he got his balance back. He was still admiral blue, but he felt nothing with the black streaks in his quills.

"I'm fine, Tails." Sonic said in a calm tone. Stretching his arms and legs, he gave a bitter look when he heard his spine crackle. "We gotta kingdom to save." he opened the door, garnering the attention of Knuckles, Amy, and Cream. Blaze and the wisps stopped to see the commotion. The silence was pregnant for a moment until Amy waved.

"Hi Sonic!" Cream joined in, smiling. Sonic stood still and smiled a little more- he'll get somewhere with his condition... Someday.

Later at the Freedom Fighters HQ Hangar, Mobotropolis...

Sonic, Tails, Blaze, and the Wisp-Mobians marched in with confident strides, meeting up with Sally and Rotor. Sonic crossed his arms, smiling; Tails carried his potted plant; Blaze gave a nervous smile; Combusto readjusted his glasses; Fault messed around with his helmet; Nacho inspected his Lightning Wispon; Boat blinked; Flaccid rested his Drill Wispon on the floor, leaning on it; Wall sat on the floor; Pinwheel gave a confident grin; Chewie was aiming her Hover Wispon at the walls; Jester caressed his compact Spike Wispon, and Tial was playing around with some playing cards.

(Stop the song...)

"Nice entrance."

"*thumbs up...* Thanks!" now... Sally blushed. It's no big deal. For Blaze however, her tail nearly lit on fire looking at the two. Instead, her face went pink and then borderline purple. She gave a nearly quiet growl and gave a stink eye. She couldn't keep it long however, and just looked at them with stern eyes.

"Well... I'm really surprised about your recovery, Sonic. Are you and your team ready for your mission? Your window of time will be 7 months." all of the members in Team Sonic looked at each other knowing that they will be away for a long time.

Tails nodded to them and took over for Sonic after a long pause. "We're ready. We even cleaned out the fridge."

Lifting her eyes above her cards, Tial gave a nervous look. All Tails did was throw her into the fridge when Sonic was on the couch. It was a dick move, really. That's why she was cyan when Tails brought her and Fault for that... thing he did.

"Sonic? Bring out the handheld and review the contents involving the mission." Sally ordered as she brought out a hologram and sent a message to the aforementioned handheld.

Sonic took out his handheld and pressed a few buttons. Scrolling down the selections, he was looking at the files about the mission.

[Mission(s):

Primary: Travel to the Sol Kingdom through the South-Eastern Mobian Trade Route.

South-Eastern Mobian Trade Route: Knothole, Soleana, Casino Nights, Holoska, Adabat, Mushroom Kingdom, Sol Kingdom.

Secondary mission(s)

1. Take Amy and Cream Robo Karting.

2. Visit Mario and ask about record label distribution to the Mushroom and Koopa Kingdoms.

3. Make more friends.

4. Go F4(k Nicole like an animal at a ceremony.]

"What the f4(k? You want me to f4(k Nicole?!" Nicole's face covered half the screen as an emoji with a horny look and talked through text.

[You want to f4(k me, Sonic? I do wanna feel alive... *wink wink* fufufu... My audio port is ready for you! (-;3)]

Chaos, it's pretty explicit, am I right? Sonic lifted his head above the handheld and gave a disgustedly surprised face. "You have got to be kidding me, Sal. Nicole isn't solid. How can I get the nasty going on when I'm just gonna phase right through her?"

"What do you mean? The fourth should tell you that I want you to go wild in a ceremony and raise up some cash once you finish saving the Sol Kingdom."

"Uhuh... Then why do you want me to screw some pussy in a can?!"

[Your infidelity has been noted. (ù-ú)]

"That isn't funny, Nicole."

[I am a sexually frustrated AI. (ò~ó)]

"If you kept a fragment of that Virus I infected you with two nights ago-" Nicole began blaring Careless Whisper like a maniac.

(Play Careless Whisper (Instrumental) by George Micheal...)

"-I'm gonna wipe out your memorie-"

(Stop the song...)

Sally pulled Nicole out of the Blue Blur's hands and glared.

"Nicole?"

[Lemme' ride the greatest chick magnet in all of Mobius!!! (D;)]

"NICOLE!"

[... (-_-) ... (Ω~Ω) ... (Ω_Ω) ... (Ω~Ω)]

Sally inhaled and exhaled slowly, getting rid of the pent up disgust on what the AI texted. "*sigh* I swear, you are getting worse by the month-"

[YOU'RE MEAN!!! (DX)] Nicole pouted. All Sonic and Sally did was facepalm. The chipmunk looked at the blue hedgehog, who shook his head in disappointment.

He picked up his handheld and looked at Sally with a smile. "Sal, we'll get it done. We just need a transport that can carry all fourteen of us, that's all."

"*nods...* We can do that. Well... You're good to go. Board the Sky Freedom. Amy and Cream are there."

All Sonic could do was nod in response. This will be the longest trip of his life...

Chapter 7 end...

Sorry that it's been a while. I had issues coming up everywhere and I was working on 4 stories at the same time.

References (Get ready for a long list...):

1. Mono-visors are special goggles worn by very few Freedom Fighters that help adjust the user's eyesight. It also makes Sonic and Mighty's eyes look like singe eyeballs with two retinas

2. The Whirlwind ability from Sonic: Chronicles

3. Blaze's hover (Right bumper, when playing Sonic Rush and Sonic Rush Adventure)

4. Jallerbo's Spingebinge: The Sex Joke Event Horizon

5. Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 2, inwhich Bagura (Bomberman's Arch nemesis) began sucking chaos energy out of every living being within a couple billion light-years to revive the dead and fight the DLNs and Bombermen

6. Dopamine giving energy

7. Sonic 2, SatAM and Sonic Unleashed

8. Mario

9. I regretted doing this, but I had no choice: More emoji using innuendos and other stuff

10. Canned Coochie

Here's a story I am helping to proofread:

I started to cool down and looked at Darkness who was fidgeting with the smart-watch.

"...h-huh? A-ah!"

Darkness, who was intellectually bad at devices, was surprised at everything, it was relatively cute until...

"Ah~"

... she found the vibration setting...

"G-give that to me!"

Konosuba: Media Mystery

That's all for now, folks!