Stan was working at the farm moving the dry weed to the processing plant. When Randy said "hey Stan do it with some god dame fucking tegridy son "Stan said "I don't want to do this I want to move back to South Park" Shelly said "Fuck I hate weed you don't even have tegridy dad you destroyed people's homegrown weed and killing Winnie the pooh" Randy said "Shelly I did that to support this business and make huge profits so we don't live in a town that is sinful and stuff". Than Stan said "break time Shelly I am going in". Stan tells him mom "Mom my life is in shit right now, I live on this fucking farm my super best friend Kyle is in jail and Wendy and I are still broken up FUCK". Sharon said "well Stanley things don't always go your way so you're just going to have to learn to deal with it". Stan says "your no help" and runs to his room.
The next day at school Stan said to Kenny "it has been a week since Kyle's arrest I know we have not hung out much lately but I really miss him I hope him and Heidi are doing ok at the police station". Kenny said "Kyle got 93 more days left get over him you guys have been separating lately so maybe it is time to move on". Then Cartman said "yah dump that Jew who needs him" Stan said "yah maybe your right I am going to have to make some new friends". Then later that day at scouts Stan is partnered with Douglas and starts talking to him and says "so what do you do for fun" Douglas said "you know the usual play video games go exploring and don't try to have a rational expiation about everything". Stan said "yah" than Cartman walks in and said "Douglas he is trying to find a replacement for that Jew" Than Douglas said "I hate Kyle he is a pain in the ass when he tries to be the fucking expert on everything". Then Cartman said happily "you are so right who needs that Jew". Stan said "yah". Stan said "This Friday let's me, Cartman, Douglas and Kenny go in the woods near the swamp they have cool things there".
On Friday the boys went to the woods and went towards the swamp where Stan said "look a broken bike and it looks like a Weiner and balls guys". Douglas said "yah and look at these naughty pictures of Cartman's mom from crack whore magazine". Cartman said "come on guys those were from a long time ago". Kenny said "uh no it says this is from 6 months ago your mom is still a whore dude" then Stan said "look here an old computer from the 1980's" than Douglas said "I found a cool looking rusted old sword here cool huh?" the other three came and admired it. The next day Douglas came to Tegridy Farms to hang out with Stan they both hid in the weed crops waiting for Randy to come near them. When Randy's tractor comes near them Randy is just drinking beer while driving when Stan and Douglas pop up and say "boo" to Randy then Randy falls off backwards then the tractor goes off course destroying several weed plants that when Randy chases Stan and Douglas in rage that is when Stan and Douglas uses the weed plants to duck and lose Randy sending Randy into a state of confusion and passes out. That is when Sharon (staring out the window) said "my god Randy you idiot".
