Summary: The Akatsuki were in the middle of capturing Naruto- The Nine Tails Jinchuriki- when the strange event took place. One moment they were in the Land of Fire, and the next they were standing in New York City. Without a clue of what happened or where they were, they find themselves in a sticky situation. Unfortunately for them, they've landed at the beginning of our beloved Year 2020. Having no idea what troubles await them, will our Akatsuki survive the year 2020? Guess you'll have to stick around to find out!

Author's note before the story starts: THIS IS NOT A OC INSERT STORY! I personally hate OC inserts, so no, there will not be any of that. This story also contains Yaoi/BL (Boy Love) I will not condone in any Homophobia. Also for any clarification, yes this story will have almost all the events that happened in 2020. I saw that Naruto takes place in the early 1600s so that's what the story's following by. (Side note: This takes place in Naruto Shippuden before the attack on the Sand) For story purposes Hidan is already in the Akatsuki

Warning: If you are sensitive to Racism, Homophobia, Karens, Slurs, and etc feel free to exit this story.


Prologue

Naruto's POV

It was a rather fierce battle Naruto was up against. And he was losing, not that anyone could blame him.

It was a normal day, Naruto got up, ate breakfast and made his daily rounds. He was just called in for a solo mission, Granny Tsunade wanted him to deliver a very important scroll to the Sand's Kazekage.

So he set off. He was just a day away from the Sand Village when they ambushed him. There were eight of them in total (Not Including Konan and Pain). He'd only recognized two of them.

He carefully stuck the scroll in his pouch and glared heated at the eight figures, staring more intensely at two of them in particular.

"Itachi Uchiha...Kisame…." He said quietly under his breath, he remembered the both of them from two years back, when he was with the Pervy Sage.

The other six he didn't recognize. He quickly studied them, there was a tall man who had a mask over his face like Kakashi-Senesi, Next to him was another tall man, with gray hair, a stupidly smug look of his face, and his cloak wide open.

There was a female there too, she had blonde hair in a ponytail, blue eyes, and he wasn't sure but she might've had mouths on her hands. Or was it a boy..?

Staring at the blonde, Naruto was conflicted between the person's gender.

'They look like a girl, but then again they're flat chested' he stayed on that thought for a while, then looked up to the other blue eyed person. 'They look in their teens so maybe…..'

Naruto stood there still looking at the blonde, not realizing the annoyed looks on the Akatsuki, nor realized 15 minutes had passed.


Deidara's POV

'What is this kid, Stuipd?' Deidara thought, heatly. 'And why has he been staring at me for the past 15 minutes? It's starting to get creepy, un!'

Deidara was not the only one questioning Naruto, it wasn't until Naruto spoke up that they got their answer.

"Hey you! The Blonde!" Deidara was getting impatient and yelled "What?!"

"Are you supposed to be a boy?" Now that ticked Deidara off, he decided that was the last straw. He threw a piece of clay at him as he heard his comrades laughing at his expense, he yelled "I AM A MAN, UN!" before blowing the clay up.


And that's how we got here. Both sides were almost completely worn out, but Deidara's will to destroy Naruto (And his comrades at that) kept Naruto on the losing side of the battle. Just as Deidara was about to throw the final blow, a white flash appeared.

Or rather from Naruto's point of view it looked like a portal, he could not see where. The Akatsuki, stared in awe at the blinding white light, most of them not being able to make out what it was.

Deidara being the closest to it got sucked in first. Then it was Sasori. Then Itachi. Then Hidan. On and on until all eight of them were gone.

Lucky for Naruto he was not on the receiving end of the portal, so he remained. The portal lingered there for a minute before leaving. Just after it left Naruto passed out from blood loss.


Meanwhile, The Akatsuki who had popped out of thin air, confused as ever.

"Will you fucking get the fuck off me!?" Hidan yelled at his partner Kazuku. "You're crushing my damn ribs!"

Kazuku got up from sitting on Hidan. "You'll be fine," he said, not really caring about his er, Immortal partner. "What the hell happened to you?" Hidan said.

"What are you talking about?"

"Look at yourself bastard." Hidan trailed off looking around for the rest of the Akatsuki.

Kakuku who decided to take Hidan's advice, and not having a mirror on him told Hidan to give him his.

When he saw his reflection he almost freaked out. Almost.

He saw that his skin was a little darker, he didn't look as sickly as before and his eye white, were actually white and not dark red. He took off his mask and the strings from his mouth were gone, replaced with skin (regular face).

"The hell…." He heard Hidan say. "What?" He asked, clearly annoyed.

He turned to where Hidan was facing, where he saw two more members of the Akatsuki, Deidara, and Sasori to be exact.

"G-guys something's wrong, un!" Deidara mangned to huff out. "Well? Spit it out!" Kakuku said.

(Author Notes: Sasori, for story purposes is in his 20s)

"Well, uh, Sasori-Danna has flesh." Kakuku raised his eyebrow at that "And my mouths are gone!" Deidara said in distress.

Deidara was interrupted from his panic, by another two members. Itachi and Kisame, Itachi looked fine, it was Kisame who they were gapping at. (Basically he looked human.)

Before they had been able to take it in, what seemed to be the last member and Tobi had arrived.

Tobi, still had his mask on, and acting no different than before. It was Zetsu, or rather Zetsus who completely changed.

Black and White Zetsu seemed to have split, and both looked like regular human beings.

All of them were in mid panic, freaking out among themselves except Tobi who was looking around in a attempt to find civilization.

"Deidara-Senpaiiii" He said pulling on Deidara's sleeve. "Tobi found something!"

All of them looked up to Tobi, "Where?" Deidara glared at him. "Follow Tobi! Tobi will take you there!"

Though they were reluctant they ended up following him anyways.

Tobi had brought the eight (Or is it nine) of them to a big crowd of people.

"What the Hell's this?" Hidan said.

"Look up there." Sasori rolled his eyes at his profanity and pointed. All nine of them looked up to when Sasori was pointing.

Suddenly the people in the crowd started chanting, as they looked up to see what looked like a Disco Ball.

"5!"

"What the Hell's going on" Deidara Panicked.

"4!"

"Why are they counting….?" Itachi said under his breath with genuine confusion.

"3!"

"AM I GONNA FUCKING DIE HERE, WITH THESE HEATHENS?!" Hidan cussed.

"2!"

"Guess we'll find out." Sasori said bracing for the worst.

"1!" Unbeknownst to the Akatsuki, this was just the annuel Time Square's Ball Drop, but y'know.

"HAPPY NEW YEARS!"

The Akatsuki stood there for a minute. "What….? What happened?"

"Oo Oo Tobi saw! Tobi Saw!" Most of them faced him "What Happened Tobi?" Sasori asked. "Tobi saw it all! After the numbers hit one, The ball at the top dropped and the 2020 sign lit up!"

"There was a ball up there?"

"Yup!"

"Can someone tell me where in Jashin's Name are we?!" Hidan yelled frustrated.


I think I ought to leave it here for the day. I wrote the first half of this at like 4am so please excuse any mistakes. I had decided to take a break from my other fanfic, because I fell out of the fandom. Until I get back into it, I'll only be writing drafts and such. I will still be updating though.