Author's Note (Can Skip): I'm so glad to see people actually enjoy my story, I mean I just started it yesterday and I already got views! So thank you for that.

Important Notice: Anyways I won't make this too long like last time but, this was just some idea I came up with, so I only have some idea where I'm going with this, having said that, something might not make sense in this chapter so sorry for that.

Ages:

Deidara: 19

Sasori: 21

Hidan: 18

Itachi: 21

Kisame: 32

Kakuzu: 49 (Age reduced due to the fact he only has one heart, and otherwise he'd be dead)

Zetsus: 36

Tobi: 31


To Blu3b3rryt3a: Indeed it will be, guess we'll just have to find out. Thanks for reviewing!

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And without further ado let's get into the first chapter, shall we?


Chapter 1

Prologue Recap:

The Akatsuki stood there for a minute. "What….? What happened?"

"Oo Oo Tobi saw! Tobi Saw!" Most of them faced him "What Happened Tobi?" Sasori asked. "Tobi saw it all! After the numbers hit one, The ball at the top dropped and the 2020 sign lit up!"

"There was a ball up there?"

"Yup!"

"Can someone tell me where in Jashin's Name are we?!" Hidan yelled frustrated.


Hidan was flapping his arms while yelling, his arms hit a man- well more like slapped the man in the back of his head.

"Ow, what the hell man?!" The man spat at Hidan. Hidan just glared at him, he looked ready to kill the man. Before that happened Itachi decided to step in.

"Sorry about my Friend," Itachi glared at Hidan, as Deidara punched the gray-haired teenager in the ribs. "He's been having a bad day."

The man just nodded as he heard "Oof! Dammit Deidara!" in the distance.

"Anyways can you tell us what happened?"

The man blinked at Itachi. Then he started laughing. Most of the group was startled by the man's sudden outburst. "You're joking right?" He managed to get out. "Everyone knows what the ball drop is!" After seeing the stern look on Itachi's face he realized he wasn't kidding.

"Must not be from around, eh? The Ball Drop is an event that occurs every year. Basically it's just celebrating another year."

Itachi nodded at this new information. 'What was this place? And why are we here?' Itachi thought. Before he had the chance to ask anything else, Kakuzu walked up to him and whispered something into his ear. Itachi Nodded.

"Excuse, me sir?"

"Yea'?"

"By any chance, would you know how to get a large sum of money.?"

The man in front of the Akatsuki, Pondered that question for a second. It wasn't too long before he nodded.

"Yeah, matter of fact I do. The police station down the street is giving a huge bounty on some super dangerous criminal. About 100k to be exact. Apparently the guy killed a family, then bombed half of the neighborhood." Deidara perked up at the bombing part, but didn't say anything.

"If I were you I wouldn't get involved, unless you wanna end up dead." The Akatsuki gave each other looks. "I wouldn't worry about it, we'll be able to take care of ourselves." Sasori said.

The guy just shrugged his shoulders "Suit yourself, the last place he was seen was over there." He pointed behind them.

"Thank sir, we'll be on our way, now." And with that, the nine members of the Akatsuki left to find the criminal.

"Itachi…" One of the Zetsu (Probably Black Zetsu) said slowly "Were you able to figure anything out about what happened?"

"Yes. I think we might be in some alternate universe. Though I have doubts, we could also be in the future. Having said that, I'm pretty sure our justus doesn't work here" Deidara Groaned at that.

"That would explain the fact that the recent body changes on our members." The Zetsu spoke again.

"Other thing, Hidan," Itachi started.

"What?" Hidan asked, clutching his ribcage.

"Don't do anything suicidal anymore."

That angered Hidan. "And why the hell not?!"

"Because I have reason to believe you're no longer immoral in this universe.

Hidan almost pouted 'How the hell am I supposed to send sacrifices to Lord Jashin if I can't even kill them the way I want?'

"We should also refrain from killing people, we don't want to draw any unessarcassy attention, especially if the same laws apply here, that were applied where we were from." Itachi stated. Before anyone could protest what he just said, Sasori stepped in.

"I agree, it would be unless, draw attention like Itachi said."

"Well we do have a criminal to catch, don't we, un?" Everyone looked at Deidara. "Without our jutsu some of us aren't good at physical combat, un. Who should go and who should sit out?"

It made sense, Deidara was not the close combat type and things may go bad if their criminal was. Itachi thought about that. "Well, I think that Kakuzu, Kisame, and I should be the only ones who go."

"Why can't I go!?" Hidan yelled, drawing the attention of passersby. "Shut up." Kakuzu hissed at him. Hidan rolled his, but nevertheless he shut up.

"If Sasori wants he can come too, but he should take a rest and get used to his new body." Sasori nodded, he didn't want to die on the first day. "I think I'll sit out on this one."

Itachi just nodded and told the other two that they should get going. Within a few minutes they left and were out of view from the other, who decided to stand somewhere around the police station.


It'd been less than two hours, before the three of them came back, with the criminal slacked over Kakuzu's shoulder.

The three of them didn't look wounded, nothing more than scars. But the criminal looked badly beaten. 'Shhee, wouldn't wanna be that guy' Hidan thought.

"Alright let's go." Kisame said. The Akatsuki walked into the police station where they immediately got looks. "No way, isn't that the guy we've been looking for?"

"Yeah dude that is. How the hell did a bunch of lowlifes get they're hands on him?" Two guys were having a hushed conversation, between themselves. Deidara glared at both of them, when one called them "lowlifes".

One of the chief officers walked up to the group. "What brings you here?"

Kakuzu shrugged the shoulder the guy was on. "Bounty. Now." Sasori almost facepalmed. Then walked up in front of Kakuzu. "Sorry about that," He and Kakuzu glared at each other. "We'd like to get the bounty on this guy." He said in an unfamiliar kind voice.

"V-very well. Ahem, follow me." The Officer led them to one of the back rooms. Once they were in a room the officer started questioning them.

"Where did you find him?"

"Dunno, we're new around here." Kisame answered. The officer kept asking stupid questions.

Eventually, they did get the bounty money, the only problem was they didn't know which bills were which, and how much they were worth. So before leaving the station Kakuzu asked "Which bills are which?"

The officer gave him a confused look. "Remember we're not from here?" Kisame repeated. "Right…" In less than 20 minutes the lot of them left, fully informed about "American Money" as the officer put it.

"Sooo, what now, un?" Deidara asked. "Now we find a hotel to spend the week in, until we get a house or something." Sasori said.

"Alright, un." They wandered around the area, and now too long after looking Tobi, found a hotel called "Days Inn".

They went in, it was a pretty big lobby for what looked like a small inn.

They walked to the front desk. "Hello how may I help you, on this fine evening?" The group decided that Kakuzu would be the one to handle the hotel arrangements. "Room for eleven please." Kakuzu spat out the last word without being used to saying it.

"Yes sir, coming right up! How long are you staying for?" While Kakuzu was doing that the rest of the Akatsuki decided to sit down standing up since they got there. "Ugh my feet are KILLING me!" Deidara complained to no one in particular.

"Can't say he's wrong…." Sasori mumbled under his breath. Since he was always a puppet, he never really needed to sleep or eat. But most importantly asides from his weak spot he'd never been able to feel pain.


"Alright I got 4 rooms reserved for you sweetheart. On the second floor on the left side you have rooms, 2C, 2D, 2F, and 2I. Here are your keys." Kakuzu took the key she handed out.

"Alright now sugar plum you take care now." She said as Kakuzu walked away.

Kakuzu was barely able to suppress a shudder, the way she was talking was sickening to him.

"Alright get up. We're going to our rooms." He said to the Akatsuki. On their way to the room they walked in an elevator.

"Woah! The hell's this?" Hidan said he was fascinated by the elevator. "How should we know, un? This place is weird…" Deidara was openly pouting, he was tired and didn't have the energy to care at the moment. "I second that...what do these buttons do?" Kisame asked.

"Just push the two." Kakuzu rolled his eyes, Kisame just shrugged and pushed the second button.


Eventually they found their rooms, the room only had two beds per each. Sasori and Deidara had room 2D, Both Zetsus and Tobi had room 2F, Both Zetsu would be sleeping in the same bed because they were basically the same person. Itachi and Kisame had room 2I, and lastly Hidan and Kakuzu had room 2C.

"Ugh Finally I can sleep, un!" Deidara said sleepy.

Within a few minutes all the Akatsuki were asleep after a long day. Little did they know the troubles tomorrows would bring….but for now things seemed peaceful.


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Deidara was the last of them to wake up. After realizing he didn't have any other clothes he groaned, got out of bed and went to shower. After he got out he realized there was a note on the dresser in the middle of their beds.

'Probably Sasori-Danna…' He thought. The note read:

"When you come down, go to the lobby and you'll see a door that'll say 'Breakfast Room' We'll be there.

Also there's a change of clothes in the closet-"

Deidara turned the closet and walked up to it. Sure enough there was a bag in there. "That's weird, Sasori-Danna isn't usually this nice. Probably got something to do with this place." He spat out the last word.

He opened the bag, to reveal a pink turtle-neck, and a black pair of WOMEN'S jeans. "Ack- The Hell?!"

He turned back to the note.

"Hidan decided you looked like a real female in them."

"DAMN THAT ASSHOLE!" He yelled blushing, still blushing he looked at the clothes laying on his bed.

'Fuck I don't really have a choice, do I?' He sighed


Originally I wasn't planning on making the preview that long, oh well. I hope you like this chapter! I might take a break tonight and start writing a new chapter tomorrow, or I'll just start writing again in a few hours, it depends on how I feel later. I think you guys are really gonna like the next chapter, so I'll try to get it out later tomorrow or the next day. Sayōnara!