Whose pills?

neongenesisevan asked for a oneshot of Charming noticing that Snow's contraceptive pill is different. He asks her why she's changed it. Snow's lost, not knowing what's going on. Emma comes in, and both parents understand that it's hers. Charming's horrified and Snow is sorry. Set before Emma has moved out.

There's nothing to forgive. Honest, it's all cool. I just like to make sure people know I mean what I say. Really, no biggy.

"Snow, where's my shaving foam?" Charming shouted over the water coming out of the tap.

"I put it on the top shelf of the medicine cabinet!" Snow called back as she got Neal dressed for the day. Charming opened up the cabinet and started to rummage around. Something he saw confused him. After Neal was born, Snow had started taking contraceptive pills to make sure they didn't have another child. Well, not right now, anyway. However, Charming had seen the package many times. He'd picked up the prescription for them from Sneezy many times from the pharmacy. The pills Snow had were blue. These were definitely contraceptive pills, but these were red. Why had Snow changed her prescription, or why had Whale changed it? Charming knew it wasn't his body, but why hadn't he been told? What if Snow was allergic to something in the pills and he didn't know in an emergency? He and Snow didn't keep secrets. Even little ones like this. So Charming decided to forgo his usual morning shave to discuss this with Snow. He grabbed the packet of pills and went out to the bedroom.

"Snow, what happened to your blue pills?" He asked. Snow looked up after buttoning Neal's baby grow.

"What do you mean?" She asked. Charming held the packet up clearly.

"These are red." He said. Snow looked very confused.

"Charming, what are you on about?" She asked him. "My blue pills are in that cabinet. I don't know what old medication you have there, but those aren't my contraceptive pills." Snow told him. Charming looked back at the packet.

"But it says right here…"

"Hey guys, have either of you seen my car keys? I thought I left them on-" Emma stopped dead when she saw the pills in her dad's hand. Her cheeks went pink. She really had to get her own place.

"Dad, why have you got my…why have you got those…" Emma's stammering lead Charming to understand what was going on. These were contraceptive pills; they just weren't Snow's. He dropped them on the bedside table like they were suddenly infected. Snow sighed. She knew Emma kept her pills in there as well. She just hadn't thought when Charming started talking about them.

"Maybe you might want to keep those up in your room from now on, Emma, to stop your dad from getting muddled again. Why don't you take them up just now?" Snow offered, giving Emma a way to leave the room. Emma nodded, snatching up her pills and scurrying out. Charming looked to Snow.

"Did you know about those?" He asked. Snow nodded.

"Killian is from our world as well, Charming. Plus, he only has one hand. Don't you think condoms might be a little tricky for him to…"

"No! No no no!" Charming said, rapidly blinking. "I don't need that image, thank you very much. I'm just going to pretend I never saw those pills." Snow laughed at her husband's squeamishness. He was so darn cute sometimes.