Author's Note: There are a few things that may be off in this chapter, money wise.
Warning: Cussing, fangirling, shipping?
To Blu3b3rryT3a: Yeah, It'll get pretty hectic for the Akatsuki in future chapter. Thanks For Reviewing!
Chapter 2
Chapter One Recap:
Eventually they found their rooms, the room only had two beds per each. Sasori and Deidara had room 2D, Both Zetsus and Tobi had room 2F, Both Zetsu would be sleeping in the same bed because they were basically the same person. Itachi and Kisame had room 2I, and lastly Hidan and Kakuzu had room 2C.
"Ugh Finally I can sleep, un!" Deidara said sleepy.
Within a few minutes all the Akatsuki were asleep after a long day. Little did they know the troubles tomorrows would bring….but for now things seemed peaceful.
Deidara was the last of them to wake up. After realizing he didn't have any other clothes he groaned, got out of bed and went to shower. After he got out he realized there was a note on the dresser in the middle of their beds.
'Probably Sasori-Danna…' He thought. The note read:
"When you come down, go to the lobby and you'll see a door that'll say 'Breakfast Room' We'll be there.
Also there's a change of clothes in the closet-"
Deidara turned the closet and walked up to it. Sure enough there was a bag in there. "That's weird, Sasori-Danna isn't usually this nice. Probably got something to do with this place." He spat out the last word.
He opened the bag, to reveal a pink turtle-neck, and a black pair of WOMEN'S jeans. "Ack- The Hell?!"
He turned back to the note.
"-Hidan decided you looked like a real female in them."
"DAMN THAT ASSHOLE!" He yelled blushing, still blushing he looked at the clothes laying on his bed.
'Fuck I don't really have a choice, do I?' He sighed. After a while of hesitation he picked up the clothes and changed.
After he was finished though he was dreading it, he decided to look in the mirror.
'Oh wow' He was shocked at his reflection 'I don't look half bad, un.'
Deidara never really had a problem with wearing female clothing, he just hated being teased about it, which he knew was gonna happen when he went downstairs. He also thought that he didn't look really good in them.
As he looked in the mirror he thought something was wrong. He decided to let half his hair down, keeping the other half in a lazy ponytail.
Walking up to the mirror once more and looking at himself, he facepalmed. "Dammit now I really look like a girl, un. Mind as well put makeup and wear heels…." He mumbled out that last part as he walked out of his and Sasori's hotel room.
Deidara cautiously walked into the hotel's "Breakfast Room" suddenly he felt self-conscious. There weren't too many people there, they ignored him for the most part. Slowly careful to not draw attention, to himself he walked to the table the Akatsuki were at.
As soon as he approached them, Hidan immediately burst into laughter.
"You." Deidara spat, glaring heatedly at the gray-haired teenagers. "You're such a bitch, for this!" That only fueled Hidan laughter, other members couldn't resist a chuckle of their own.
Tobi leaped from where he was sitting, and in a flash he was hugging Deidara like an over-grown teddy bear. "Tobi thinks Deidara-Senpai looks adorable!" That's when most of the table started laughing, not being able to hold it in. Even Kakuku seemed to have a smile on his face, amused by Deidara's unfortunate incident.
"Wha-?" Deidara realized that the people were staring at them. Something in him flared up causing a hot pink blush to spread across his face. "Hidan I swear you'll pay for this!"
After a bit of complaining and convincing towards Kakuzu, the group decided it was time to go for a little shopping spree for some clothes, after all they can't wear the same clothes for a week.
Everyone went back upstairs to grab their Akatsuki cloaks, Sasori figured they'd stand out a bit, but it was cold outside and it would be a pain if one of them got sick.
It wasn't long after, when everyone was back downstairs, and they left the hotel's entrance.
"So….The hell we do now?" Hidan asked. "We don't know our way around this fucking place."
"Y'know for once he's right." The former sword holder said. "Hey what, the fuck are you trying to say asshole?!" Everyone ignored the gray haired teenagers to focus on the problem at hand.
"We could check over there." Sasori was pointing towards a four story that was attracting large groups of people.
"I mean, we can try it, un."
The former ninjas walking into the building, that seems to be a mall. After seeing a few shops that sold clothes, they decided to split up into two groups. The first group consisted of Itachi, Hidan, Sasori, and Deidara, while the second group was Kakuzu, Both Zetsus, Kisame, and Tobi, not trusting three of those people to be alone.
Before going their separate ways Kakuzu said "Buy cheap, we're not made of money." Then handed them 200 dollars each, even then he thought that was too much money.
"Is it just me or are the four of them acting weird- weirder since we've come here?" Black Zetsu asked Kakuzu. "I couldn't care less if they're different, it's not really any of my concern." Kakuzu replied. As they walked into a store, he started thinking about what Black Zetsu said.
'Now that I think about it, he's right.' Though it's only been less than a day they've been there, the four of them seemed different. "It's probably nothing, hormones are probably just different here." He muttered under his breath.
"What was that?" Black Zetsu asked. Kakuzu didn't answer and walked away, so he just shrugged it off as nothing.
Meanwhile with the younger group of Akatsuki, they found themselves in a "Old Navy", apparently Sasori thought the store was interesting.
'Since when was Saori interested in anything beside them damned puppets, un!?' Deidara thought. He sighed, as they walked into another aisle. It wasn't too long before Saori bought something and they walked outside the store. But of course all good things must come to an end.
Itachi saw a store that caught his eye. So of course they entered it.
There were a large number of people in the store. "Why the hell is this fuckward so damn crowded?!" Hidan complained loudly. Sasori rolled his eyes at Hidan's antics. As they followed Itachi deeper into the store, and the father they went into the store the more weirder things they saw.
It wasn't until they got to the back of the store when they had some serious questions.
"Hoooly Shit someone made me as a fucking voodoo doll!" Hidan shouted looking at a Hidan Plushie, among other Naruto plushies. Hidan's outburst attracted attention.
"Will you shut the hell up you baka?" Sasori hissed at him. Someone had walked up to Sasori and asked, "A- Are you supposed to be Sasori of the red sand?" They blushed out of embarrassment. "Err yes why?"
The blush on the person's cheek immediately disappeared, relieved that he was actually, um "cosplaying". She felt that she would just die from embarrassment if he wasn't.
"Really? God you look exactly like him! Sounds like him too." They started to attract a quite large crowd around the four of them. "Then I'm guessing your friends are supposed to be Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan right?" She said getting more excited with each name.
'Ok this shit is starting to get creepy.' Itachi thought. 'Great I've started to pick up on Hidan cursing habit.' He inwardly facepalmed.
The crowd around them started to grow.
"Hidan Should Kiss Sasori!" Someone decided to shout from the crowd. "No Way, Hidan belongs with Kakuzu!" Someone else shouted.
"Wha-" Hidan was baffled. 'How dare they pair me up with such a heathen!' He was furious but regardless he was blushing, out of embarrassment.
Noise of agreement came from the crowd. The rest of the group snickered at Hidan's misfortune even Itachi cracked a smile. 'Ha, take that asshole, un.' Deidara thought, still pissed at Hidan for getting him female clothing.
"But we can all agree Deidara-" Said blonde froze at his name, worried at the person next words "-and Sasori are endgame right?" Both boys blushed while Deidara groaned out loud, Sasori groaned inwardly.
"Excuse me?! There's no way, their complete opposites!" Deidara relaxed a bit. "It should be Itachi and Deidara!"
'WHAT!?' Deidara was in complete shock, meanwhile Itachi let out a large cough, pink dusting his cheeks. "Nu-un! Tobi obviously has the hots for Deidara! And Itachi is with Naruto!"
'What did I do to deserve this, un!?' Deidara cries.
'Naruto? He's literally the same age as Sasuke…'
There were many disagreements with this statement. Words like "ShiIta, NaruSasu, SasuNaru, TobiDei, ItaDei, NaruDei, KisIta, etc" flew around in their fan's shipping war. After a while, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi had their own little fan group around them, taking pictures and videos.
"Hey has anyone seen Hidan?!" Itachi yelled to the other members over the crowd. 'Shit.' Sasori cussed. "No I haven't!" Sasori yelled back.
"Neither Have I, un!" As Deidara yelled back it was then when Itachi started to get trampled. "Dear Kami!" Was the last thing both males heard before Itachi was out of their sight. They both looked at each other before nodding.
They needed to get in there, pull Itachi out, and look for Hidan before he caused any trouble.
And that's exactly what happened. After they were able to get Itachi out, the crowd very slowly started to disperse.
After they left the store, they found Hidan at an ice cream shop. "Hidan." Deidara, and Sasori both hissed at him. "How dare you leave us with those- those- those heathens, un!" Itachi just glared at him.
"What? I couldn't stay there with those crazy people! And if that meant leaving you guys that was a risk I'm willing to take." He rolled his eyes and went back to eating his ice cream. The others just blinked. 'That's the first time I heard him not curse in one go.' Sasori thought, though he quickly shook it off.
"Whatever." He said as the three of them sat down at the Table Hidan was at. A waitress came up to them, and they ordered ice cream. Not long after Sasori spoke up.
"Itachi why did you take us to that store anyways?"
"I saw something that resembled my little brother, I thought it was weird so I wanted to check it out and confirm." He shrugged.
"It was fucking creepy how they knew who the hell we were. What are they? Fucking stalkers?"
Deidara sighed, "I second that. Wait, you have a brother? I thought you were the last Uchiha?" Itachi just shrugged his shoulders, sinking back into his seat as the waitress came back with their ice cream.
"Something tells me that it'll be a lot harder to get through this than I thought." Sasori rubbed the bridge of his nose, while sighing.
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It has been about a month since they've been in this "New World", and Kakuzu had come to two conclusions. A) They weren't going home anytime soon, and B) Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, and Sasori were seriously acting weird- weirder, than normally.
I know this is like a week overdue, I didn't have any energy or motivation to write, in other words, I was being a lazy piece of shit just reading fanfictions all day. I didn't want to write this chapter half-assed so I just waited till I felt ready. Anyways sorry for this being late. I Think that I'm gonna post chapters on Mondays and Fridays, and try to post three times during the break. I have some idea on what ships are gonna be, so don't worry about that. I have a couple ideas for the upcoming chapters, feel free to give me ideas.
