The Shrek version
snoopykid asked for a oneshot of Emma not being able to watch the first Shrek without laughing at the Snow White in the film being with Lord Farquad from the magic mirror scene.
"Emma it's not funny." Snow grumped. "I don't see why we have to watch this film in the first place! In fact, I don't think it's even appropriate for Neal to be watching. It's far too vulgar at points." Snow said snootily. She didn't think that at all, she knew any of the choicer humour would go right over Neal's head, she just didn't want to watch the movie.
"Nonsense!" Emma snorted. She wasn't fussed about Shrek either, she just enjoyed seeing her mom's face at the film's version of Snow White…or the idea of shacking up with Lord Farquad. "Neal needs a well-rounded education into the different areas of children's media. He shouldn't just watch Disney and Pixar films, Dreamworks is needed as well. Now shh, my favourite scene is coming up." Snow shot Emma a dreadful look. She knew Emma didn't find the film that enjoyable, she just enjoyed this scene. The scene where the little Lord is shown the different "available" princesses in his magic mirror. Emma can never contain her laughter when the Snow White is shown. Especially when it alludes to her living situation. Snow often has to throw a pillow at her when that's brought up. Otherwise she'd never be able to look any of the dwarves in the eye ever again.
