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The Mislabeled Lord
Harry threw the Invisiblity Cloak off him as he approached Voldemort. The Dark Lord was dueling with Slughorn, McGonagall and Charlie, so he didn't see Harry.
"Tom! " Despite the clamor of the dueling and shouted spells, Harry's voice echoed around the Great Hall with the force of a Sonorus Charm.
"Face me Tom and we'll end this!" Harry shouted, as Voldemort turned his red eyes on Harry.
"Harry Potter. You will fall and this time you will stay down."
Seemingly at once every other fight seemed to end, as all present, Death Eaters and the defenders of Hogwarts alike stopped to watch Harry and Voldemort.
Harry smirked at Tom Riddle. Seriously, this guy was the evilest Dark Lord of all time?
"No. It is you that will stay dead, Tommy!" said Harry, deliberately changing his name.
Voldemort's eyes blazed with anger, as he began circling Harry.
"You dare mock me, foolish boy! A boy with no talent besides luck and an old man's meddling! I have the Elder wand!" screamed Voldemort.
Harry, despite the seriousness of the situation, actually laughed out loud. Voldemort was powerful yes. But he was a fool. Spurred on by that thought, Harry raised his wand and cried out a switching spell, changing Voldemort's black robes into a bright pink and orange jester costume, adding for effect, a big red nose.
"Ha! It is you that is a fool Tod! At least now you have a nose!" said Harry, as everyone, including a few Death Eaters, laughed at Voldemort.
"My name is Tom... Voldemort! You insolent boy! AVADA KEDAVRA!"
To Harry's surprise, instead of the bright green light of the killing curse, a long stick extended from Voldemort's wand, with a bright red flag that said Your Dead!
Even more laughter echoed around the Hall as everyone beheld Voldemort's failed spell.
Harry grinned and from his pocket, pulled out a second wand: The Elder wand.
"You have nothing Ted! Just a Weasleys Wizard Wheezes joke wand! " said Harry, laughing as Voldemort spun around, shock on his flat, snake face.
"MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT! DON'T EVER CALL ME TED!" Voldemort screamed, charging at Harry, who flicked his wand, making Voldemort trip over his suddenly large shoes to land flat on his face, the red nose squeaking.
"Get up Tim, show yourself to be a real wizard! " Harry taunted, as Voldemort got to his feet.
Voldemort lifted his hands to perform a Wandless curse, but all that happened was a cluster of balloons to appear. Shrieking like a banshee, Voldemort leapt at Harry, wrenching a wand from his hand. Voldemort laughed, high, cold and cruel as he held up the Elder wand.
"The joke is over Harry Potter! Now I will kill you and everyone in this Hall!" said Voldemort, flicking his wand and restoring his robes.
From the crowd of onlookers, someone cried out, "Finish him Harry!"
Harry and Voldemort began circling each other again, Voldemort's face becoming a terrible grinning spectre. Harry thought of Ginny and Ron and Hermione, then said, "You will fall Tom, because you are arrogant and stupid. "
"I AM VOLDEMORT. NEVER AGAIN WILL SOMEONE CALL ME TOM!"
Voldemort slashed his wand violently, screaming the words "Avada Kedavra!". Harry reacted in the same instant, shouting " Expelliamus!", the scarlet light striking the green, turning it back on Voldemort.
As Voldemort fell, his body exploded into a thousand pieces, to be carried away on the breeze out of the Great Hall. Only when the last pieces of Tom Riddle had disappeared, did the crowd of people let out their breath before exploding in cheers.
Neville was suddenly beside Harry, shouting " That was brilliant Harry! Voldemort as a joke! "
Hermione and Ron shouldered their way to Harry, Hermione had tears running down her face.
"Harry James Potter! Don't you ever go and die on us again! " she shouted, looking both furious and relieved.
Ron pounded his back and shouted " Yeah mate, you nearly gave us all a heart attack!"
Even Professor McGonagall was there congratulating him.
"Thank you Potter, thank you! "
As Harry and all those that had stood against Voldemort struggled with the fact that Voldemort was really gone, Harry heard Peeves singing somewhere in the castle.
"We did it, we bashed them,
wee Potty's the One,
and now Voldy's gone moldy,
so let's have some fun!"
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Thank you, and I hope you enjoy this. Please know that I am not making light of Voldemort or any of the characters who died, just having some fun. Also, if any of you are TVDU fans, I hope you caught the Legacies reference. Until next time, hasta luego!
