"Mmmmmm, fanfiction stats; you want it?" Morshu asked while doing his usual happy animation within his humble shop in Koradie. "It's yours my friend: as long as you have enough rubies-"
"Gimme dat!" Wario snapped for he looked at the chart of fanfic stats, then screamed in pain for he had a heart attack. "OH MY GOD; WAH!"
"...D'oh I missed?" Morshu questioned upon watching the fat man in yellow and purple just die right on the spot, adjusting his stylish green hat. "I wonder what was up with that. He did choose this over my lamp oil, rope, and bombs. Guess he didn't have enough credit to come back when he was a little MMMMMM richer!"
