Drunken message
LyssLovesShules33 asked for a oneshot of *6x14 spoilers!* Snow recording a video message for Charming after coming home drunk for when he wakes up.
As usual, Charming took a moment to gather his bearings after Snow woke him. He turned and looked at her sleeping form and smiled. He hoped she and Emma had a good night last night. Emma badly deserved one. He went to press his lips to Snow's forehead (AN: which for some reason in the show doesn't count?) when he wrinkled his nose. How much had Snow had to drink? Then, Charming noticed a note on top of his phone in shaky handwriting.
Turn me on baby
Intrigued, Charming unlocked his phone. He soon found a new video had been recorded in the early hours of the morning. Not long, it seemed, before Snow woke him. He pressed the video, and Snow's face came up on the screen. She had a lazy smile on her face. Charming grinned. He knew that smile. Snow had clearly enjoyed her night.
"Hey, Charming." Snow slurred from the phone. "I just wanted to tell you how much I love you, my Prince Charming." Snow then blew a kiss to the screen and nearly dropped the phone in the process. "Woopsie daisy!" She called before having a giggle fit. Then, Charming heard footsteps in the room.
"Mom, who are you talking to? I thought you were getting changed so you could wake dad up?" Snow turned and smiled.
"Hey baby! I'm just talking to your dad. Giving him a nice message for the morning." Emma clearly came closer.
"Mom, I'm not so sure that's a good idea right now. Why don't' you leave him one tomorrow…" Snow's face suddenly became stern. Well, Charming thought it was meant to be stern. To him it just looked hilarious.
"Emma Ruth. I am having a serious, grownup, conversation with your father. If you interrupt me again I shall send you to bed with no supper." Snow commented. Charming couldn't help but laugh at this.
"I don't live here!" Emma shouted from the background. Snow seemed to slowly think this over.
"Oh yeah, you don't…anyway." Snow's attention went back to the camera. She gave another look, one Charming suspected was meant to resemble her "do me" eyes. "I wish you didn't have to be asleep right now, Charming. Oh the things I want to do with you just now. Well to you…" Charming heard Emma groan in disgust.
"Right, enough!" She proclaimed. Then the camera was suddenly yanked away from Snow's hands as she giggled some more and switched off. Charming laughed, brushing some hair out of Snow's face. Before he got ready for the day, he got a glass of water and some paracetamol and set them beside Snow's bed along with his own handwritten note:
This too shall pass, my saucy little minx.
