1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Are you sure you two don't want a bigger boat?" One of the fishermen asked looking at Luffy and Brulee with a sweatdrop as they climbed into the boat that Luffy had picked out, the same one as last time that had a barrel of fruit already in it ready to go.

"Nah we'll get a bigger one soon. For now this is fine." Luffy said knowing how this was going to end. He didn't want to take the fisherman's boat only for it to end up in a whirlpool. That wouldn't be fair to the poor fisherman.

"Ready to go dear?" Luffy asked grinning as he helped Brulee into the boat, making her snort slightly and grin back.

"Of course." The 32 year old woman said smiling at her much younger boyfriend. The villagers reactions to finding out that he was dating a woman in general was funny, the reactions they had to finding out he was dating another pirate was hilarious. The looks on their fucking faces when they found out that she was only fifteen years older than him and the daughter of an Emperor? Priceless.

It was harder to tell who was more excited for this journey. Luffy, who was ready to meet with his Nakama again and get back on the way to being Pirate King, or Brulee who had always wanted to explore more than just Whole Cake Island and get the whole story on how her husband to be met his crewmates.

"Hello there Lord of the Coast." Luffy said his eyes shadowed when the large Seaking rose up as if to swallow the ship and its two occupants.

"Oh? That's an impressive size for the East Blue." Brulee said looking more amused by the Seaking's appearance than she should be. She wasn't worried in the least actually.

"Get lost." Luffy glared, focusing his Conquerors Haki on the Seaking. He had been honing his Haki in the forest with Brulee and helping her hone her own Observation and Armament Haki as well. Her Observation would never be as good as her Brother Katakuri's…but that didn't mean she couldn't improve it some. Her Armament Haki was impressive however, being able to enforce her mirrors enough to withstand a direct blow from Luffy's Red Hawk at point blank range.

"Good job dear." Brulee said smiling as she kissed Luffy's cheek, having not bothered to move from her spot sitting near the barrel of food they had been given.

"Thanks but you might want to go into the mirror world." Luffy said smiling at his fiancée who frowned slightly in confusion.

"Well if I remember right…we're about to get into a whirlpool. I can eat the food in the barrel and hop in to save me, but the barrel's too small for you or both of us. So it'd be easier for you to be in the mirror world right?" Luffy asked smiling at her and making her close her eyes and pinch the bridge of her nose.

"I could have lost you before I even knew you existed. Alright I'll go into the mirror world but as soon as water starts getting in the barrel I'm bringing you into the mirror world with me." Brulee said making Luffy smile and kiss her cheek.

"I know. I trust you. I just want to keep you safe…but if you need more convincing…" Luffy trailed off as he placed his hat upon her head which caused her to blink before blushing slightly as she pulled it down safely.

"Idiot." Brulee said blushing a bit as Luffy finished eating everything in the barrel aside from some food for her to take to the Mirror World with her. His crews reaction to him actually saving food for her the first time had been hilarious, plus the fact that he never stole food from her plate like he did everyone elses.

"Your idiot. Now go." Luffy said kissing her cheek again and making her blush brighter and splutter a bit as she summoned a mirror inside of the barrel and sank into it, taking the remaining fruits with her before closing up the portal and leaving just a small plain mirror behind.

"Shishishi. Time to meet Coby again." Luffy said grinning as he hopped into the barrel and closed the lid over the top of it, holding the mirror close so that it didn't get damaged or hit by any water in case there was a hole or crack in the barrel.

"Wake up Luffy. There's people talking." Brulee called through the mirror a while later, waking up her boyfriend who had somehow fallen asleep.

"Hm? Oh yeah. I remember this part." Luffy said grinning slightly as he woke up instantly at his girlfriends gentle coaxing.

"That was a Great Nap!" Luffy yelled as he busted through the barrel 'accidentally' hitting one guy who was about to slice the barrel open.

"Wiwiwiwiwiwiwi! You goofball." Brulee said rising from the mirror out of the barrel as well, causing those staring to gape in disbelief at how two people fit in the small barrel or at her impressive almost twelve feet tall height. One of the two.

"Oh hey is there any meat around here?" Luffy asked talking to Coby and ignoring the other two pirates behind him that were trying to be threatening.

"Don't ignore us! We're part of the Alvida pirates you little punk!" One guy shouted at Luffy who just snickered while Brulee looked confused.

"Who's Alvida? I don't recall hearing about her before?" Brulee asked looking at Luffy who just laughed.

"You wouldn't have. She's a baby whale who can walk and talk like a human, she has a low bounty compared to what you're used to but it's pretty high by East Blue standards." Luffy said grinning at Brulee and making the pirates and Coby look horrified even as the two cowards ran off to go get their boss, dragging their friend with them.

"So you got any meat around here?" Luffy asked looking at Coby again and making Brulee shake her head slightly with a small smile on her face.

"You just ate not too long ago." Brulee said making Luffy shrug his shoulders slightly, she was well aware of how monstrous his appetite was. It was on par with most of her siblings and even beat quite a few of the Charlotte children's own appetite…she hadn't been aware that he had always been like that though.

"What can I say dear? I need my energy." Luffy said with a grin, causing her to blush slightly as she thought about what he could do with all that energy from the food he eats.

Coby blushed as well even though he looked kind of scared of the two, especially the tall woman with the scar.

"Why are you both turning red? Was it something I said?" Luffy asked tilting his head to the side innocently and making Brulee shake her head free of those thoughts for the moment.

She just handed her boyfriend his beloved hat back and looked at Coby who squeaked a bit under her gaze.

"I'll explain it later dear. Well you heard my fiancée. Do you have any food around here? I'm a bit hungry myself."