1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Who's the most beautiful woman to sail the seas?" Alvida demanded of Coby after she found him, Luffy, and Brulee snacking in the storeroom and heard Coby say he wanted to be a marine to catch pirates like Alvida.

"That's a woman?" Brulee asked surprised and making Luffy laugh at the look on Alvida's face.

"Man even my mom looked better as a young woman than you do." Brulee said making Luffy snort slightly and hug Brulee close.

"Well if she looked anything like you do then I don't doubt it." Luffy said making Brulee blush again.

"I don't look that good idiot." Brulee said looking away, having seen pictures of her mother back when her mother had been her age.

"Nah… you look better." Luffy said grinning and making Brulee blush harder, both of them missed Coby yelling about Alvida being a fat whale since they honestly didn't care much. What they didn't miss was Alvida moving to slam her mace down on Coby's head, which made Luffy grin as he got right in the way.

"Huh that lasted longer than I thought." Brulee said amused as Alvida grinned at Coby in a way that promised pain.

"Huh?" Both pirate and coward were confused only for Brulee to point at the mace.

"The mace lasted longer than I thought it would." Brulee said and almost as soon as the words were out of her mouth did the mace shatter, causing Alvida to step backwards in horror and shock.

"Try going for a swim, might help you lose a few pounds. Gum Gum Pistol!" Luffy said slamming his fist into Alvida's stomach and sending her flying.

"Now come on. Let's get to Shells Town." Luffy said grinning as they got into a boat, although Brulee was distracted by the mirror in her possession talking.

"Lady Brulee! We need you back here, your mother has called for a family meeting in two days time." Diesel said from within the mirror world where he worked as the gobetween for Brulee and her family. He stayed in the mirror world and as soon as one of the mirrors alerted him to Brulee being needed for something or one of her siblings about to go look for her, he ran for the mirror in her possession.

"And I'd need at least one day of rest after traveling so far via my mirrors. Alright I'll be there soon." Brulee said frowning as she turned to look at Luffy who stretched up to kiss her.

"Go ahead dear. I know you need to keep them from knowing the truth until the time is right. I'll let you know if Zoro remembers or not when you are able to come back." Luffy said making Brulee smile and kiss him back before she began to sink into a mirror, which stunned and scared the others watching.

"What?" Coby asked gaping as Luffy picked up the mirror she left behind and smiled at it.

"She ate the Mirror-Mirror Fruit so she's a mirror woman." Luffy said as if that explained everything as he grabbed Coby and dropped into a skiff so that the Marines didn't catch them.

"Come on. The nearest town is Shells Town so let's go."
_^#%^%$^Time Skip#$ #$ #$

"Hey Zoro are you still alive?" Luffy called over the wall as he stretched up to look at his first mate and swordsman whose head shot up to meet him. Luffy knew it was his Zoro for one really particular reason…his left eye was gone.

"Aye Captain." Zoro said smirking as he noticed that it was his Luffy that was now jumping over the wall. Hard to mistake that large scar over his chest after all.

"Great! It'd suck for the Worlds Greatest Swordsman to be killed here in the Weakest Sea after all." Luffy said grinning at his swordsman who grinned back.

"Same deal as last time? I get your swords and we beat up the idiots before ditching this place before they kill you?" Luffy asked making Zoro nod his head.

"Yep but where's your girl? She couldn't come this far or is she in trouble?" Zoro asked making Luffy give a small shrug of his shoulders.

"Brulee can make the journey but it tires her to cross this much distance. She was called back the other day for a family meeting. She's going to be doing a bit of a ninja thing, keeping an eye on them but still one of us. She still has her tattoo after all." Luffy said with a grin and making Zoro's eyebrow twitch slightly as he recalled the tattoo's that the couple had gotten.

Brulee had a picture of a monkey wearing a straw hat on her back, Luffy had a picture of a mirror on his back with a Crème Brulee on the reflection on his own back. The rest of the crew thought it was hilarious, but the two other women thought it was cute.

"Well Captain. Let's bust outta here and get something to eat before going to get the others." Zoro said making Luffy nod his head.

"Yeah cause if we have our memories they might have theirs too, and they must be wondering what's taking us so long." Luffy said making Zoro snort slightly at that. He knew he thought the same thing.

"Well what are we waiting for?" Zoro asked making Luffy grin and dash off to get the swords.

"So you two know each other?" Coby asked timidly as he began to undo the binds on Zoro's arms.

"Yeah and don't worry about this. I can break free easily." Zoro said and then without explaining anything he waited until the marines were lined up and about to shoot at them.

"You sure you want to do that?" Zoro asked his eye flashing slightly as he tensed his arms and broke the ropes pinning him to the cross.

"What the?" A few marines were shocked but the others fired immediately, they were much more scared of Morgan.

Luckily that was when Luffy jumped down with the swords in his arms right in front of the bullets path.

"Oi oi." Luffy tilted his head to the side slightly so that his hat shaded half of his face and gave him quite the scary visage according to his crewmates. The fact that the bullets didn't bother him a bit scared them even more.

What made more than one marine piss himself however was the next words out of Luffy's mouth.

"Whose bright idea was it to shoot at my swordsman?"