1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Let's be fair here. Before we go to take out Arlong Brulee should probably get into the habit of wearing something to hide her face." Nami was the one to mention as they were eating at the Baratie waiting on Kreig to show up.

"Why? Because of…" Brulee trailed off self-conscious as her hand shot up to her scar, causing Luffy to lean over and kiss it which made her blush.

"No Brulee. You look fine with the scar, that's not what I meant. What I meant is that you're still a part of…your mom's crew technically right?" Nami asked looking at Brulee sympathetically and earning a small nod from the tallest of the crew.

"We, or rather Zoro and Luffy, got our first bounties after they beat up Arlong. If you joined us there and got a bounty, then they'll likely have your picture on the bounty." Nami began to explain making Brulee's eyes widen slightly.

"And then mama and my siblings would see it and realize that I'm a traitor or at least know that somethings going on that shouldn't be." Brulee finished making the orange haired girl nod while the boys looked surprised by this as well, they never even thought of it.

"Exactly. By wearing a mask of some sort then you'll be able to hide your face from view so as long as they don't get anything that implies you being well…you in the shot then it should be okay." Nami said making Brulee nod slowly as well in return before Luffy said something else.

"Besides if the whole world saw how beautiful she was, then I'd have to kill half of the people in the world to keep them away from my wife." Luffy said bringing up another good point, in his mind, as he kissed Brulee's cheek which had her blushing and staring down at the cup of tea in her hands.

"Not like you'd even have to bother with any of the weaklings captain. No need to waste your time with the fodder when I can use em to keep my blades sharp." Zoro said smirking a bit as he flicked one sword out of it's sheath just a little bit.

"Heh. Not like you'd even be able to find them mutt. Leave protecting Brulee-chan from the creeps up to me Captain. None of them will get close enough to see her." Sanji said smirking as he lit another cigarette and used Zoro's 'nickname' amongst the allies. The Demon Mutt, the rabid dog that was only tame for his master and occasionally his masters beloved.

"We're aren't married yet dear. We're waiting until we have everyone gathered again." Brulee reminded her husband who just smiled fondly and kissed her nose. Most of the rest of the customers at the restaurant could only try and not stare at the odd couple. Seriously that lady was twice the boys size!

"I know, but I can still call you my wife." Luffy said nuzzling her cheek fondly and making her blush and look down at her drink so she didn't have to see the smirks on her crewmates faces. She knew they were smirking or snickering.

"Kreig's here." Sanji said noticing the arrival of the man with his Haki.

"So how are we going to do this? Just all of us kick some serious ass or what?" Usopp asked looking to Luffy who tilted his hat back as he leaned against Brulee.

"Well you and Nami need to start heading for her home town so that we can set the scene for Arlong. Brulee do you want to stay here or-" Luffy was cut off by a look from his fiancé.

"If I leave the three 'monsters' alone against some idiot with an ego then there will be too much property damage. I'll stay here and keep you three on a leash." Brulee said flatly and making Luffy grin up at her while Nami face-palmed and Usopp began choking on his tea. Oh this was going to be funny.

"Ruff ruff." Luffy barked as Zoro let out a small howl to go along with his captain.

"Here you are. One leash." Sanji said actually holding a leash out to Brulee who blushed as her palm met her forehead. Usopp and Nami both were laughing by now and ignoring the pirates that were threatening them, or trying to at least.

"You morons." Brulee said her face a dark red color now as she ignored the leash that Sanji was offering her, the other end was already hooked onto a collar on Luffy's neck. To keep from looking at them until her blush died down, Brulee began creating a small hand mirror and then making and attaching more mirrors to it until it resembled a mask. Sliding it on over her head, it completely hid her face and stayed on without bothering her eyesight in the least. After all…Mirrors were in her domain.

"Nami. Usopp it's about time for you two to leave yeah? After all…Mihawks on the way." Luffy said something tickling his Observation Haki as he looked up and smiled dangerously at the Krieg Pirates that were trying to threaten the Chefs.

"We're the most dangerous pirates in the East Blue." Krieg was boasting loudly as he glared at the Chefs and remaining pirates.

"Only because you outnumber the other Pirates in the East Blue." Luffy said calmly and making there be a long silence for a moment before all of the Krieg pirates glared at him and growled darkly.

"Besides the East Blue is the weakest of the seas. Fools like you wouldn't even last in Paradise much less the New World." Brulee said adding that in with a small shrug as she stood up beside her beloved with the other two of the monster trio flanking them.

"And how would you know that?" Gin asked looking at the tall woman whose face was covered but she could still tell where they were.

"I'm from the New World. Trust me I have dozens of brothers and sisters that are able to take out your entire crew without breaking a sweat." Brulee said smirking and making some of the opposing pirates look horrified at that information.

"Don't bother yourself with them love. After all…the Hawk came searching for it's pray." Luffy said making everyone look confused aside from his crew before suddenly…Krieg's derelict ship was sliced in half.

"Well then. Looks like it's time to earn my title." Zoro said smirking as he watched Mihawk block all of the bullets with just his blade tip.

"Mihawk I'm here to challenge you for the title of Worlds Greatest Swordsman." Zoro said stepping forward and making Mihawk look over and narrow his eyes at the green haired sword wielder.

"Very well. Perhaps this will ease my boredom." Mihawk said observing the boys power and reaching for his Black Blade without hesitation.

"Zoro." Luffy said sharply as he looked at his swordsman who was grinning dangerously.

"Yes Captain?" Zoro asked wondering if his captain would try and talk him out of fighting Mihawk again.

"…Don't hold back. Make me proud to be your captain." Luffy said making Zoro's grin widen to almost devilish levels.

"Aye." Zoro said unsheathing his swords and narrowing his one good eye at Mihawk.

The battle for Worlds Greatest Swordsman had begun.