1 Piece screwed up rewind
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Now that my Swordsman has had his fun. Let's finish this little fight shall we?" Luffy asked smirking as he looked at the remaining few Krieg Pirates while Sanji moved Zoro to somewhere safer and out of the potential battlefield.
"You…you're just…" Krieg was too stunned to speak as he stared shocked at Luffy who was amused at the reactions they had to seeing the Worlds Greatest Swordsman be bested by what they believed was a rookie pirate. Which…technically was true in this time line but in the last one…well…that's another story entirely.
"I'm just the man who will become the King of Pirates. After all who else would be worthy to have the Worlds Greatest Swordsman on his crew?" Luffy said smirking widely and damn proud of Zoro for the fight he put on, even now the sea still churned horribly as it adjusted to the new underwater trench Zoro's last attack had left.
"Oi Captain? Should I take care of this myself or do you want to have some fun too?" Sanji asked returning from putting Zoro in the restaurant so that he wouldn't be in the middle of the fight while unconscious.
"Love?" Luffy asked looking at his fiancé to see if she wanted to fight and earning a small shrug of the tall womans shoulders.
"Honestly no matter who it is that fights them it's more like we'd be bullying them considering how weak they are in comparison. Honestly you wouldn't have to raise a finger to knock them all out hun, even the so called Captain of their crew." Brulee said her voice distorted from behind the mirrors, making it sound as if it were echoing repeatedly which was really messing with the Krieg Pirates heads.
"Are you calling us weak? You arrogant bit-" One pirate shot at Brulee who merely held up a mirror that seemed to absorb the bullet.
"I'm a Copy Cat woman. Anything you throw at me my crystals can absorb it, copy it, and send it right back at you. Reflection!" Brulee said smirking at the looks of shock and horror on the low class pirates faces as the bullet was shot out of the mirror right back at the pirate who was shot with the reflection of his own bullet. That was a trick that Brulee had learned with Usopps and Zoro's help. She could now take things like bullets and sword strikes to her mirrors, as long as she reinforced them with Haki, and send the bullet or a phantom of the sword back at the attacker. It had taken her months to develop her power that much so that it didn't drain her completely when she did it. Now however after over two years of training and building it up…she could do it eight or nine times before she began to tire.
Besides by making it seem like she was using crystals and copying instead of mirrors and reflections, no one would be able to link 'Crystal Copy Cat' with Brulee Charlotte.
"What the…" Krieg was shocked and gaping before a strong force washed over him and his crew, knocking them all unconscious.
"Nicely done dear." Brulee said smiling down at her husband who stretched up and kissed her on the cheek, or well…where her cheek usually was when not covered by mirrors.
"And nice job keeping them from knowing who you are." Luffy said in return before turning to Sanji, Johnny, and Yosaku. Sanji looked unbothered by the display while Johnny and Yosaku both were pale and trembling.
"Alright how's Zoro?" Luffy asked knowing that Sanji had checked on Zoro while taking him to safety, and had requested that the chef with the most first aid training try and tend to the swordsman.
"Shitty Marimo is alive. Knowing him he'll be up in about an hour or two trying to pretend that he's perfectly fine. His ears gone of course and he nearly lost use of his left arm according to the Doc, not to mention the various cuts across the entire front of his body some of which needed stitches. We gave him a blood transfusion so he should be fine though." Sanji reported after blowing out a small column of smoke as he looked at his captain.
"Good. Then it's time to go help Nami and Usopp. Let's grab him and go." Luffy said making Sanji nod as he smacked Johnny and Yosaku into not trembling in fear.
"You two idiots. Grab the Marimo and get him on the ship. We're leaving." Sanji said making the two swordsmen gulp and rush off to grab their aniki.
"I promise I will find the All-blue shitty old man. And…ARIGATO!" Sanji kneeled down and bowed to the deck of the ship to the assembled chefs but Zeff in particular.
"I owe you a hell of a lot!" Sanji said blinking back his tears as he said his goodbyes for the second time.
"Don't catch a cold lil eggplant." Zeff said smirking as Sanji stood up and turned to leave, Luffy and Brulee saying nothing about the tears in his eyes.
"Don't get caught by the Germa." Sanji whispered back making Zeff look at him slightly alarmed but Sanji just walked over to the little boat they'll be using till they get Merry back.
"Don't worry Sanji. We won't let it happen again." Luffy said placing a hand on Sanji's shoulder and earning a grateful smile from the cook as Zoro was gently loaded onto the small boat.
"No wonder Pudding is so confused about whether to love you or not. You're one of a kind Sanji." Brulee said trying to make the blond feel better and earning a grateful look from the cook as well. The only reason Sanji's eyes didn't turn to hearts and he didn't do his noodle dance was simple.
He wasn't dumb enough to flirt or even act like he was going to make advances on his captains woman. Not after the last time.
Being kicked clear across an island sent one hell of a message after all.
