1 Piece screwed up rewind
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"I'm looking for Arlong. Taller than me but shorter than her, shark teeth, ran like a little bitch from the GrandLine to the weakest sea? Seen him?" Luffy asked casually after kicking the doors off of Arlong Park. His description of the feared shark fishman had his crewmates snickering and laughing while the Fishmen were furious.
"You! Who do you think you are?" Arlong asked making Luffy shrug his shoulders with an innocent smile on his face.
"Me? I'm the guy who's going to kick your ass." Luffy said without batting an eye, making Brulee snort slightly.
"You've been taking lessons on pissing people off haven't you?" Brulee asked watching as the fishmen mocked them and laughed but Arlong looked pissed.
"He needed lessons for that? I thought it was all natural?" Sanji said surprised from behind his captain.
"What like your sister was last night?" Zoro couldn't help but say it, he really couldn't. If there was one thing about his former family that you would get your ass kicked by insulting in front of Sanji, it would be his sister. Well his mother too but even Zoro and Luffy didn't mock the dead. It was only because he knew that Zoro didn't really mean it that Sanji wasn't really out to kill the swordsman.
"Marimo I'm going to kill you!" Sanji burst into flames literally as he lunged for the wounded swordsman, who just laughed a bit as he dove towards the fishmen. The Arlong pirates were all knocked out or just outright killed by accident as Sanji chased after Zoro in a twisted version of cat and mouse. Luffy just laughed he knew they didn't mean anything by it.
"Well at least he said it about Sanji's sister and not mine. I would have killed him." Brulee said amused as she watched the two take out most of the Arlong pirates.
"One of the most serious battles we faced while in East Blue the first time around…and honestly I'm a bit ashamed of how weak I was that these guys were a challenge." Usopp said shaking his head and making Nami give a small snort.
"What and you think I'm not upset at how weak these guys are in comparison to what we're used to? Talk about a blow to my ego." Nami said twirling the regular baton she was using until Usopp got the stuff needed to remake her Climate baton.
"And why are you after me you filthy human?" Arlong demanded glaring darkly at Luffy who took off his hat and placed it on Nami's head.
"You see her? She's my navigator and Nakama. You made her cry…no one makes my Nakama cry." Luffy said growling slightly as he glared down Arlong while Nami just smiled a bit and pulled the ends of the hat down over her ears.
"Aw I'm a bit jealous dear. You let her wear your hat." Brulee teased as Luffy stepped back up next to her again, making Luffy snicker a bit.
"Don't be jealous. I didn't give her an engagement ring after all." Luff said bringing Brulee's hand up to his lips and pressing a kiss to the engagement ring that was still on her finger where it belonged.
"Goof ball." Brulee said blushing behind her mirrors not that anyone else would notice.
"Yours. Oh wait we still have to beat up the idiots don't we or did Zoro and Sanji take care of them all?" Luffy grinned before turning to look at the Fishman again and laughing at how many Zoro and Sanji had taken out with their game.
"Took out all but Arlong captain. He's all yours." Zoro said as he finally stopped running since he was starting to get dizzy again.
"Shitty Marimo you shouldn't be causing such trouble. You lost an ear and almost half the blood in your body literally like two days ago." Sanji said helping to support the idiot moss-head over to the wall and making Nami sigh as she moved to check him over. Aside from Chopper and Robin she was the one with the most medical skills out of the original crew.
"Here. Let me see if he reopened anything." Brulee said sighing as she moved over to check on Zoro and earning looks from the rest of the crew aside from Luffy.
"I'm no doctor but I have enough medical training to be called a battlefield medic. With siblings like mine that always end up getting hurt you learn fast." Brulee said as she kneeled down to check on the green haired swordsman.
"Shark over shark!" Arlong threw the water drops at Brulee, causing her to roll her eyes and turn around.
"Crystal Wall!" Brulee said throwing up a wall of reinforced mirrors around the rest of the crew, making the water splash off harmlessly.
"Guess that's my cue. Gum Gum…" Here Luffy decided to not play and use one of his stronger attacks to destroy both Arlong and the building behind him.
"Red Hawk Gatling!" Luffy cried as his fists caught on fire and then shot forward, taking Arlong by surprise and taking him down.
It wasn't long before the building behind Arlong was destroyed and collapsing with Arlong burnt to a crisp and collapsing as well.
"Everyone good?" Luffy asked casually turning back to his crew and making them nod, unphazed by the display of power while the normal townspeople gaped in disbelief and shock.
"You there! What is your name?" Nezumi the rat showed up and began trying to confiscate the money while arresting the pirates who gave him unimpressed looks.
"I'm Monkey D. Luffy and I'm going to be king of the pirates. That's my fiancée Copy Cat Crystal. My first mate and the Worlds New Strongest Swordsman Zoro, my cook Sanji, my navigator Nami, and my sniper Usopp." Luffy said with a grin that suddenly turned dark and dangerous.
"And if you ever let your cowardice and greed get in the way of actually doing your damn job then I guarantee you that I won't be your worst nightmare…my grandpa will." Luffy said making Nezumi give a weak scared scoff.
"What could your grandpa do to me? I'm a Marine Captain!" Nezumi said arrogantly and making Luffy yawn in his face.
"The only Marine Captain I actually respect is Smokey. I'll be impressed if you were at least Vice-admiral level. All the training Garp-jiji gave me makes me at least on that level." Luffy said bored and making Nezumi pause and then pale drastically.
"Garp? Marine Vice-Admiral Garp the Fist? He trained you?" Nezumi asked gulping hard and making Luffy give him an 'innocent' smile that was caught by the marine photographer.
"Oh you know gramps? Yeah he's been training me since I was little. When you see or call him make sure to tell him that I'm definitely going to be Pirate King…after all who else would be the Captain of the Greatest Swordsman?" Luffy asked grinning and making the marines stare at Zoro who was slowly standing, his scars and missing ear giving him a dangerous appearance as he cracked his neck.
"Greatest Swordsman?" Nezumi asked weakly and making Zoro grin a bit savagely. He paid no attention to the marine that snapped a photo of him at that moment, the sword necklace that Mihawk always wore also being caught in the shot.
"You'll find out the next time you weaklings try and get ahold of Mihawk." Zoro said with a dark grin and making Brulee smack him upside the head.
"You lost an ear, almost lost part of your jaw, and are still low on blood until we can get more donors of your bloodtype! Sit down and let me re-stitch that wound or else you will bleed out you Demon Mutt." Brulee scolded the swordsman who sighed heavily and sat back down.
"Be careful. I bite." Zoro said taking a mock snap at her fingers and causing Luffy to turn and glare at his swordsman.
"Down boy. Bad dog. The only one allowed to bite me is Luffy." Brulee scolded as she smacked Zoro on the head again, this time with a rolled up newspaper that Nami handed her, and earning looks of disbelief from the swordsman while Usopp busted out laughing.
"Zoro…are you flirting with my wife?" Luffy asked narrowing his eyes at his swordsman who tensed but shook his head.
"No captain. I was joking." Zoro said sweating a bit. He was strong he knew…but he also knew that Luffy was stronger and when it came to Brulee he did not want to be on his captains bad side.
"Good boy." Luffy said with a smile as he patted Zoro's head making Sanji and Nami bust out laughing as well.
"You're going to be hunted so much once I put this bounty on your head!" Nezumi cried making Brulee turn to him and raise her arms. In both outstretched hands, mirrors formed and began to float up in the air a bit although with the way she formed them it looked more like they were precious stones or rather…crystals.
"Make sure you tell them to send at least a vice-admiral or else they won't stand a chance…and none of those weak newly trained ones either. Send out the ones for New World pirates…after all…" Here Brulee tilted her masked head a bit as the photographer got a good picture of her with the 'crystals' around her floating slightly. It was a very draining and advanced trick she learned…but it sure was useful for intimidating people.
Nezumi fainted at her next words.
"We aren't used to such weak opponents."
