1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Hey want to see me scare the hell out of a bunch of low class weaklings and also shock a Marine Captain?" Luffy suddenly asked looking at Brulee as the crew docked at Loguetown, their new bounty posters having just came out. Zoro didn't have Pirate Hunter on his anymore, instead it was Demon Mutt with a bounty of 70,000 due to his claim of defeating Mihawk which the Marines were still trying to get information on.

Luffy's was still Straw Hat…but now it read Straw Hat Demon King and he had a starting bounty of 90,000 since he was Zoro's captain and trained by such a legendary Marine.

Brulee also had a bounty in her 'Crystal' disguise in which her face and hair was completely hidden by her mask. She was known as Crystal Copy Cat and her bounty was a starting of only 30,000 since the marines didn't really see her do much only say something that frightened them like crazy.

"Of course." Brulee answered making Luffy grin as he grabbed her hand and pulled her towards the square where the execution stand stood as the others took off to get the things they needed for the trip, Nami being sure to pick up several spare log poses.

"Don't worry. I promise that nothing bad will happen to me." Luffy whispered to Brulee before he climbed the stand and let himself get caught by Buggy again.

"Eh Alvida? Sorry but I already have a wife." Luffy said looking at Alvida as if she were crazy when she spoke about how she wanted to make Luffy her man after he hit her.

"Any last words Strawhat?" Buggy asked with a laugh while despite what Luffy had told her, Brulee began to tense and get ready to intervene. She was not going to lose her husband!

"I am the man who will become the KING OF PIRATES!" Luffy shouted stunning the audience with the audacity he had to say that in this town of all places.

"Really Luffy?" Sanji asked lighting a cigarette as he and Zoro arrived on scene, causing all of the civilians to run for it while the time travelers sensed the marines that were now surrounding the square.

"You let them catch you for shits and giggles didn't you?" Zoro asked making Luffy grin wider at his first mate. The two men sighed as they began to fight their way through the crowd, Brulee not bothering to since none of them were approaching her and instead she trusted her husband.

Her eyes widened as the sword began to fall towards her husbands unprotected neck and her body tensed as she got ready to launch a mirror to knock the blade from Buggy's hands.

"Don't. Just trust us. There's a reason we didn't knock down the pillar yet." Zoro whispered to Brulee who paused and then relaxed.

"Zoro! Sanji! Usopp! Nami! My love! Sorry but…I'm dead." Luffy said grinning happily as he looked up at them making Brulee jolt as if she had been zapped with lightning as she took a step forward without conscious thought, her hand reaching towards her husband.

In the blink of an eye…a large lightning bolt slammed down onto the stand, causing it to catch on fire as it collapsed to the ground. Relaxing a bit, Brulee knew her husband was immune to lightning and blunt damage like that and so she took stock of the others reactions. Zoro and Sanji didn't seem surprising…the rest of the pirates around the square however.

"I'm still alive! That's nice!" Luffy laughed it off as he picked up his hat and placed it on his head.

"If you ever worry me like that again I'm going to make you sleep in a cell room by yourself." Brulee said trying to stop her hands from shaking as she grabbed Luffy by his vest and pulled him into a full on kiss on the lips.

"I told you that I'd be fine. Now come on. Let's get out of here." Luffy said laughing as he picked Brulee up bridal style easily, earning a squeak and cherry red blush from the woman, and then dashed off with Zoro and Sanji not far behind him.

"Let's go captain." Zoro said knocking all of the pirates and marines around them out of the way with a single flying slash that had a few blanching in horror.

"Zoro you're mine!" Tashigi said making Brulee raise an eyebrow as the swordswoman tried to stop them.

"Zoro how come you never introduced me to your girlfriend?" Brulee called as she quickly formed her mask over her face before any of the marines could see and take a picture of her. Zoro didn't blush but he did get a bit flustered while Tashigi had a full on blush that quickly turned to rage as she lunged for Zoro's throat.

"Straw Hat Luffy, Crystal Copy Cat. You two are coming with me." Smoker said as he tried to stop the two from advancing towards the ship, causing the couple to look at him and then at each other.

"No thanks I'd rather get back to the ship and cuddle with my husband." Brulee said casually, her voice echoing again as Luffy set her down on her feet and even Smoker paused for a second when he noticed that she was more than twice his size.

"Just cuddle?" Luffy asked pouting up at his wife who just smiled at him and blushed a bit, not that they knew that of course.

"Nothing past light fun until after we make it to Fishman Island dear, and that's at the least. Although I may make a few exceptions depending on how well you do in battle or other such factors." Brulee said making Luffy grin eagerly as he began bouncing on his toes.

"So if I kick Smokey's ass?" Luffy asked his eyes bright and making Brulee chuckle. She was the only one who knew of and could actually use the second way of motivating Luffy to end a fight quickly.

"I'll let you go under my shirt but we aren't doing anything heavy for a while. Don't want to risk an accidental pregnancy." Brulee said while Smoker's eyebrow twitched at how they were so casually dismissing him while he was standing right there!

"I thought you wanted kids?" Luffy asked tilting his head confused and making Brulee shrug slightly.

"I do but not at the moment. I don't want the baby to be in a lot of danger with all the fights and all we're probably going to get into soon." Brulee said recalling that her husband and his crew told her about a war in Alabasta and Skypedia at the least. If she got pregnant before those were done then she would be very vulnerable and unable to help her family and husband…if she had the baby before then, then the baby would be very fragile and vulnerable during the fighting and she didn't want that.

Unlike her mother she wanted to actually protect and love her children, not just throw them in the deep end of the sea and see if they sink or swim alone.

"Don't think you'll escap-" Smoker yelled as he tried to attack the couple while they were distracted, only to be knocked out by Luffy's pitch black fist hitting him soundly in the cheek.

"Okay so we can start trying for kids once we hit Fishman Island?" Luffy asked as he and Brulee began walking back to the ship unbothered by the out cold captain they left behind.

"That's when we'll try but if we have fun and there's a…result…then we'll still keep the baby. We'd just have to be a lot more careful." Brulee said earning a grin and nod from Luffy who paused when he saw the hooded figure on the road in front of them. Brulee paused as well and looked a bit tense at the sight of the most wanted man in the world only for her jaw to drop open slightly.

Oh Luffy was so in the doghouse for not telling her about this earlier!

"Oh hey dad. Come to see me and my wife off?"