1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"One of the most defining and near death moments for us after we entered the Grand Line the first time around…and we've pretty much one-shotted the entire group." Nami said dryly after they had finished defeating their opponents and were all meeting up to stop the fighting. All they were waiting on were Luffy and Brulee to show up with Crocodile's beaten body.

"Should we try and stop them?" Chopper asked looking at the two armies approaching each other angrily, despite the white flag being waved. One of the spies in the Royal army had shot the leader of the Rebellion which had started the fights again.

"No need. Sencho-kun and Copy Cat are already here." Robin said appearing beside them in a flurry of flower petals because she was awesome like that and wanted to watch them jump, which they did.

"Oi? Oi?" Luffy's voice seemed dark as it echoed around the area just in time for a figure to crash into the ground in between the two armies before they could meet.

"Crocodile?" More than a few of the army members cried out in shock and disbelief at the sight of the beaten sand-man out cold on the ground.

"This war is over." Luffy announced as he jumped down to land near Crocodile, Brulee in her 'Crystal' disguise jumping down to land right next to his left hand side. At a motion his crew all fell in line around them, Zoro and Sanji flanking their captain and his wife on their left and right sides respectively and the others fanning out behind them.

"If anyone else still wants to fight…" Here Luffy said a mental apology to Shanks for stealing his epic line as Luffy held up a sword he had taken from one of the down Baroque Works agents just for this reason. Beside him Brulee brought out her scythe, and behind them the rest of his crew brought out their weapons in a ready stance.

"Then come. We'll take you all on." Luffy finished as his hat shaded one eye from view, his head tilted just enough to give him a dangerous appearance. A light pressure of his Haki to go with the already intimidating appearance had more than a few of the army members backing away scared, and Crocodiles spies had fainted.

"Straw Hat Demon King Luffy!" Tashigi called out as she and several marines tried to push through the crowd, which quickly parted for them.

"Oh? Are you here to fight us for freeing this country or are you here to do your job and arrest your wayward Warlord?" Luffy asked with a slight grin on his face as he stared down Tashigi who gulped a little bit.

"Dance Powder has been found in the possession of the Warlord Crocodile's ships. By the power of the law and justice that I follow I am arresting Warlord Crocodile to be sentenced to Impel Down immediately." Tashigi said loudly as she slapped a pair of sea-stone cuffs onto Crocodile's wrist.

"Justice my ass." Luffy said with an uncharacteristic sneer.

"Excuse you?" Tashigi asked taken aback and starting to glare as she turned towards Luffy.

"How can you preach about Justice when you marines would execute someone just because of who their parents were?" Luffy demanded hotly as he recalled how everyone hated Ace because of a man he never met, and feared Luffy himself because of a man he barely knew of.

"What are you talking about? Marines would never do something like that!" Tashigi demanded angrily and making Luffy snort.

"Oh yeah? You're telling me that if the Former Pirate King Gol D. Roger had a child, then you marines wouldn't kill that kid even if he was just a baby and had never even met his father? What about Dragon the Revolutionary? If he had a child would you care to bet that the marines and government wouldn't kill that child as a baby or kid just because of a man he's never met?" Luffy demanded and made Tashigi blink before looking away a bit and then her eyes hardened.

"The marines would never do that!" Tashigi said defiantly.

"What do you want to bet?" Luffy asked with a sneer.

"Tell you what kid. If the marines ever try to do something like that then me and Tashigi here will join you the next time we meet you. Sound like a fair bet? If they don't try before you're brought to justice then you're coming with us to the Fleet Admiral." Smoker said as he stepped up onto the scene, earning a shocked look from Tashigi.

"Hina will agree to this as well." Hina said with a smirk causing Luffy to snort and then nod his head.

"Agreed." Luffy said making Robin turn towards the Alabasta royalty who were standing there looking grim at what Luffy had said.

"King Cobra? As a neutral party, or as neutral as one can be in these circumstances, would you agree to be the official witness for this bet in case there is any contestation of it?" Robin asked with a formal bow, earning a startled look and then a nod from the king.

"Good now that that's over I need to go find a Snail. I'm supposed to call moustache-ossan today." Luffy said his grin returning and his dangerous look fading as he threw the sword aside, acting like nothing happened when it pinned a man to the wall by his shirt sleeve. Considering the man had a gun in his hands aimed at the royalty present, well no one felt much sympathy for him.

"And I still need to give you your 'reward' for winning your fight." Brulee said behind her echoing mask, making Luffy grin up at her widely.

"Even though Crocodile is so weak that even I'm able to take him out by now, albeit if only with the element of surprise?" Vivi asked with a grin and a twirl of her slashers.

"We really were bullying his troops by fighting them like we had. We should have probably held back a bit more." Usopp said only for Zoro to snort.

"Them? Poor Sand Croc there was up against the Captain. If that's not bullying then I don't know what is. A washed up Warlord against the Demon King?" Zoro asked making quite a few of the crew nod their heads in agreement.

"He didn't put up much of a fight. One punch to the face and I think he'll be eating nothing but soup for a little while, he should be fine though." Luffy said with a roll of his eyes and a shrug.

"You keep one-shotting people and they might chance your title to One Punch Man Sencho." Robin said with a giggle, earning snickers from the rest of the crew at one of Luffy's 'titles' amongst the fleet since he could take out most of them with just one punch.

"Don't even joke. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beautiful woman to ravish." Luffy said grinning as he wrapped his arms around Brulee who let out a slight squeak when he picked her up.

"Oh no! Slow down a second lover boy." Brulee quickly stopped her husband to be from running off with her, causing him to frown a bit.

"That's a switch. Usually you tell me to go faster." Luffy said making more than a few people blush, while a few others giggled, and Vivi just slammed her palm into her forehead.

"You still have to have that talk with Whitebeard. After that's over then we can have fun, and who knows? If the talk goes well then maybe I'll make your reward go even further than I promised." Brulee said tracing one finger down Luffy's cheek bone and towards his chin rather seductively at the end. Luffy's eyes went wide at this. Only a few of the ones even paid attention to who Luffy was going to call, and Smoker looked shocked at the knowledge.

The Marines looked either amused or shocked at how much power she had over her husband to be as Luffy's head whipped towards Vivi. The princess let out a laugh at Luffy's reaction but led them towards the castle with a grin.

"Let's go to the palace and get a snail now! I want to talk to moustache-ossan and get my reward!"