1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Hello? This is the Moby Dick-yoi." A rather lazy voice answered the snail when the pirates got back to the palace where Brulee quickly retrieved Ace and Amande from the ship via mirrors.

"Marco its Ace. I'm calling from Alabasta and guess who I found while looking for the traitor?" Ace asked with a grin, causing the sleepy looking snail to look a bit more alert now.

"Oh? Did you finally meet up with that beautiful woman of yours and decide to introduce us to her? You could have just brought her back to the ship you know?" Marco asked with a small grin, making Ace look a bit embarrassed as Amande raised an eyebrow at him, her arms folded underneath her chest in a way that she knew affected him.

"You've been telling your crewmates about me?" Amande asked smirking a bit and making Marco laugh slightly.

"If there's two things he never shuts up about, it's his baby brother who's apparently more badass than he remembers…and his beautiful girlfriend that he's planning on marrying someday soon. Marco the Pheonix, First Division Commander of the Moby Dick. Pleasure to meet you, even if only by snail." Marco said with a laugh and making Amande's eyes widen a bit.

"Marrying someday soon?" Amande asked surprised as she stared at Ace who blushed and scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

"As soon as I find a way to get it past your mom without her trying to hurt you afterward…" Ace said pulling a ring box out from his pocket and then quickly catching it when Amande slammed into him with a make-out session.

"Well I'll be damned. He just popped the question didn't he?" Marco asked with a small whistle, causing Luffy to snicker.

"Well he pulled out the ring box but she started making out with him before he could actually ask. That counts as a yes right?" Luffy asked with a grin since he was in charge of the snail now.

"It did for us. Sister do I need to throw water on you two? You do remember you have an audience right?" Brulee asked amused as she looked at her sister who was still making out heavily as she nearly smothered Ace.

"Does it look like I care?" Amande shot back as she broke away for air for a moment, giving Ace the chance to slip the ring on her finger.

"Oh and don't worry about her mom Ace. I have a plan." Luffy said with a grin and in an instant there were eight people staring at him.

"Oh shit." Seven of those eight people said making Luffy pout while Brulee laughed a bit.

"Calm down. He already told me the plan and it is actually a good one." Brulee said reassuring his crew and making them sigh relieved while Amande raised an eyebrow at this.

"Luffy had a good idea?! Who hit my baby brother on the head?" Ace demanded looking panicked at this and earning a snort from Marco.

"Ace does your wife know about your brother complex-yoi?" Marco called through the snail.

"Shut up Marco! Anyways…my crybaby brother here wants to talk to Pops. Mind putting him on?" Ace asked glaring at the snail before changing the subject when Brulee glared at him for manhandling her fiancée.

"I'm right here Ace. I hear I'll have a new daughter-in-law soon?" Whitebeard asked as the snail switched hands making Ace beam and turn towards his wife to be.

"And a grandchild." Ace said with a grin causing the snail to freeze for almost a full minute.

"What?" Whitebeard asked, the snails eyes wide and its mouth beginning to grin even wider.

"I believe Ace was saying that since you're his Pops…then our baby will be your grandchild. You won't get to meet the baby until he comes out in several months however." Amande said smiling slightly as Ace moved to pepper her stomach with kisses again, causing her to roll her eyes but smile softly as she ran her fingers through his hair.

"Marco get the booze and tell the nurses to forget about my health for one night! I'm going to be a granddad!" Whitebeard boomed loudly to his ship, causing a few startled exclamations to be heard as the others on the Moby Dick began to question what he was talking about.

"So what does your brother want?" Whitebeard asked as Marco began filling in the rest of the crew on the news in the background.

"Oh I just wanted to thank you for giving Ace a dad at first but then I heard about the nakama killer and wanted to know what we should do if me and my crew runs into him? If he's hiding from you until he can get his own crew together then Paradise would be a good place to lie low." Luffy pointed out earning a hum from the old captain as his sons and daughters let out cheers in the background about having a niece or nephew to spoil soon.

"It's my pleasure to have him as a son. Would you like to become one of my sons? You're crew can join as well of course." Whitebeard offered focusing on that part first.

"Nah the King of Pirates can't have a captain." Luffy said causing there to be dead silence on the other end of the line for a moment before Whitebeard laughed.

"Gurararararara! What a cheeky brat! If not joining us then what about an alliance?" Whitebeard asked and the snail looked like it was going to break because of the wide grin on its face.

"Sure! That's like being friends, and I love making friends!" Luffy said with a bright grin of his own, causing Ace to snort while Amande stared at Luffy in disbelief.

"Gurarararara! Well put brat! You're in Alabasta right?" Whitebeard double checked that information.

"Yeah we just got done beating up the sand croc guy that was hurting Vivi's home." Luffy confirmed with a nod.

"The closest would be the Ice Witch. Whitey had gone to the North Blue for something recently and should be making her way back through Paradise soon. I can send her to exchange the Sake cup in my place and have you sign the alliance agreement. All allied captains keep a copy on their ships for situations like this! Marco go call our favorite witch." Whitebeard said making Luffy look at his fiancée with a curious tilt of his head.

"Whitey 'Ice Witch' Bay, captain of the ice breaker ship Snow Fall. Her abilities all revolve around ice and snow but it is unknown if she had eaten a devil fruit, and which one if she did. The Ice-Ice Logia belongs to Admiral Aokiji and the Snow-Snow fruit is taken as well from my information. It could be a Zoan surrounding the element, however given that she was awarded the Witch part of her title implies that it is something else." Brulee began immediately, having been the main spy in her family and Whitebeard had been one of her mothers rivals.

"Oh? How do you think that?" Whitebeard asked sounding amused more than anything by the information on one of his allies.

"Nami, our navigator, is called the Weather Witch. Her ability however is merely science and her own innate ability for knowing weather patterns. It's not a devil fruit and it's not magic but it seems like it to others. My best guess is that it's something like that or perhaps Whitey's Haki element is ice and when she uses her armament Haki she is surrounded by cold air and ice. Of course there's also the possibility that it is a devil fruit that we don't know of. There's a Heat-Heat fruit, so why not a Cold-Cold fruit as well?" Brulee asked earning a nod from Amande. That did make a lot of sense.

"Gurararara! What a smart one you are. Which of your crewmates is this Straw Hat Demon King?" Whitebeard asked sounding impressed despite himself.

"You can just call me Luffy, or just plain 'Straw Hat'. She's my fiancée!" Luffy said with a grin at how much his future wife impressed the Yonko.

"Ah how lucky you are to find love so strong so young. Tell us when and where the wedding is and we'll come visit or at least send a gift." Whitebeard said with a laugh.

"It'll be sometime after I take care of the situation with her mom. I'll tell you when." Luffy promised causing Whitebeard to blink a bit.

"Two women with moms that would cause trouble with their daughters husbands? That's a bit of a stretch." Whitebeard said raising an eyebrow on the snail.

"Two women with the same mom who'd cause trouble. My little brother is dating my fiancee's little sister. Believe it or not but we didn't even know about it until I met up with Luffy." Ace said with a grin.

"It sure was a surprise to learn that my little sister is going to marry my boyfriends little brother, especially given how much older and taller than them we are." Amande said with a smirk as she reached for a cigarette by habit, only to remember that they had been stolen and hidden and she had sworn off cigarettes.

"Who cares about the age difference? We're pirates. Besides…I think you're beautiful." Ace said to his wife with a grin as he pressed a kiss to her neck, causing her to laugh a bit and push him away.

"Alright tone it down a bit Romeo. I'm already pregnant and I'd rather not risk having twins on the first go thank you." Amande said making Ace grin goofily at her as he placed a hand over her belly.

"I don't know sis. After all, twins and triplets and more run in the family." Brulee teased her sister who reached over and shoved her a bit playfully in the shoulder, nearly knocking Brulee over with her monstrous strength.

"Shouldn't you be worried about that more than I am? After all you two are going to be trying for kids yourself soon enough." Amande said with a smirk, causing Brulee to blush.

"Whenever you're ready love." Luffy promised his fiancée who blushed brighter and glares at him.

"You're not helping moron! Why do I love you anyways?" Brulee asked scowling and trying to look angry only to look more embarrassed than anything and making the crew laugh at her embarrassment.

There was quite a bit of laughter over the snail from the WB pirates who heard Luffy's immediate answer while Amande snorted and his crew were nearly on the floor laughing.

"Because I'm made of rubber."