1 Piece screwed up rewind
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"So where are the girls baths?" Sanji asked as they were all relaxing in the spa/bath house with King Cobra and Mr. 8.
"Like I would tell you!" The head guard said glaring darkly at the pirate.
"Over that wall." King Cobra said pointing at the correct wall with a grin on his face.
"Your majesty!" Igaram said scandalized while Sanji grinned and moved towards the wall.
"Sanji…" Luffy growled slightly, causing the chef to pause and glance back at his captain. He paled drastically when he saw his captain with his hat covering his eyes and a slightly dangerous aura around him.
"You're not about to peak at my fiancée are you?" Luffy asked tilting his head so that one eye was shown and making Sanji gulp loudly.
"Or mine?" Ace growled as well, making Sanji pale even further and slide away from the wall.
"No." Sanji said making Ace and Luffy give a smile at him now.
"You boys alright in there?" Nami asked her head popping up over the wall as she grinned at the boys.
"We're fine. Why?" Igaram asked looking confused at the sudden question.
"Because I expected the boys to try peaking by now." Nami said bluntly and making Zoro snort slightly.
"You think any of us will try to peak when the Captains Girl and her sister are over there? While Captain and Ace are in here with us?" Zoro asked quirking an eyebrow at the orangette and earning a loud snort from her.
"Nice. Hear that you two? Anti-pervert guard dogs for the both of you." Nami called to the other women, causing a distinctive Wiwiwiwi laugh to crack through the area.
"That's what puts Luffy above most other men. He's not a pervert!" Brulee called back, causing Sanji to sink into his depressed mode like usual as Nami laughed and dropped back down the wall.
"Hello? I'm looking for Ace and Straw Hat Demon King." A woman said entering the bath on the mens side with nothing but a small towel on.
"Damnitt Whitey what the hell?!" Ace yelped at his sister who didn't even bat an eye as she slid into the water right alongside the men.
"Hey there brother." Whitey said with a grin towards Ace while the men were making sure they were covered and either slinking away from her or looking ecstatic in Sanji's case.
"So this is your cute little brother with the record breaking first bounty?" Whitey asked glancing at Luffy with a grin on her face that turned teasing.
"He's cuter than his bounty poster…and I love what the scar does for making him look dangerous. Nice to meet you cutey. I'm Whitey 'Ice Witch' Bay. I believe you were expecting me?" Whitey asked teasingly as she leaned closer to Luffy in order to trace his jaw and then drop her hand to his scarred chest.
"Nice to meet you too but you should remove your hand." Luffy said not even batting an eye or blushing slightly at her actions and making her pout a bit before her Haki alerted her to something that had her withdrawing her hand quickly.
Just in time for a scythe to pass through the air right where her hand had been and just barely missing Luffy's legs.
"You'd better have a damn good reason for putting your hands on my man." Brulee growled darkly as she held her scythe and was wearing nothing but her towel, glaring at the purplish haired woman.
"Oh so you're the face behind the Crystal Copy Cat? Pleasure to meet you. I'm Whitey Bay." Whitey said not even bothered by the near dismemberment as she smiled at the much taller woman for a second before turning towards Ace.
"Whitey I know you love making sure things are…sincere between couples, especially those including your siblings, but for your sake…don't." Ace said pinching the bridge of his nose as his sister gave him a sultry smile that quickly morphed into a pout.
A yelp from Nami had the men looking over at the wall separating the mens bath from the womens just in time for it to slide apart separated in half.
The reason why?
A rather dangerous looking Amande holding her Meito and glaring darkly at Whitey who suddenly stiffened.
"Ace what's a Big Mom pirate doing here?" Whitey asked as the water around her in the spa began to cool and even freeze a bit.
"Two of them actually. Eighth daughter Brulee and that's my older sister third daughter Amande." Brulee said holding her scythe at the ready as Whitey slowly rose from the water with some water following her and freezing into two sharp blades.
Brulee's eyes narrowed. That was no Haki manipulation she had ever seen or heard of before, and that wasn't anything like her brothers Heat-Heat fruit so the Cold-Cold fruit was out.
"Whitey no!" Ace said standing up immediately in-between his sister and his soon to be wife.
"Ace. Explain." Whiteys voice was colder and clipped now as she gripped the blades, her back turned to King Cobra and the others as she had Amande on her left side and Brulee on her left.
"Whitey, sis, this is my fiancée Amande Charlotte. Ama this is my sister Whitey Bay." Ace said calmly as he stood in front of Amande almost protectively, despite the fact that she was nearly four feet taller than him.
"This is my soon to be wife Brulee Charlotte. Touch her and I'll have to fight off Whitebeard for kicking your ass." Luffy growled as he stood in front of Brulee protectively as well so that Whitey was now staring down the two brothers.
"Cocky rookie aren't you?" Whitey asked with a humorless smile as she tightened her grip on her blades before relaxing it slightly.
"Try me." Luffy growled exerting a little of his Haki to make her breathing difficult and let her feel that he was restraining a lot of his power.
"Luffy easy on that Haki! It's not good for unborn babies." Ace snapped at his brother who quickly reigned it in and shot a worried look at Amande.
"It's alright. I had let out a bit of my own Haki to shield the baby as soon as he began raising his." Amande assured Ace and Luffy both who looked relieved at this.
"Baby?" Whitey asked looking shocked at that as her blue eyes locked onto Ace and Amande.
"Put the weapons down Whitey. You don't threaten pregnant women, I know you don't. Besides…like I said Amande is going to be my wife as soon as we take care of the situation with her mom. Brulee is going to marry my brother, and he has an innate ability to tell who is good and who is lying." Ace said calmly to his sister even as he stepped back as if to guard Amande, one of his hands reaching back to cover her stomach and quickly being held there by one of her own hands as they both subconsciously moved to protect the baby in her belly.
"I'm going to put my weapons down when they put theirs down. I don't threaten those expecting a baby, but I don't let them threaten me either." Whitey said her voice not leaving any tone for argument.
"Everyone just calm down and we can talk about this rationally, and preferably with our clothes on." Vivi said trying to calm everything down and get them out of the baths.
"Whitey look at me." Ace said looking his sister straight in the eyes and causing her to do the same.
"You know that I wouldn't let you be attacked, you're one of my sisters. I won't let you attack Amande though, or Brulee. Trust me. You trust me don't you?" Ace asked making Whitey relax a bit.
"Yeah I trust you little bro." Whitey said sighing as she let the ice swords turn back into water and fall back into the bath.
"Then let's all get out of the bath, get dressed, and then you can have the whole Captain meet Captain thing with Luffy. I promise that unless you start things, then my wife and Luffy's wife aren't going to hurt you. Right ladies?" Ace asked looking at Brulee and then at Amande.
"As long as she doesn't go after my sister or my baby." Amande agreed as she put her sword back into its sheath although she still had one hand on her belly over Ace's. Given her age…the chances of her having a baby had been slim, especially since her mama had never married her off. She didn't want to risk anything happening to this little miracle inside of her.
"If she keeps her hands off of my husband we won't have a problem." Brulee said glaring slightly before putting her scythe back into a mirror that she summoned with one hand without thinking about it.
"Oh if it makes you feel better I just did that to make sure he was loyal to his soon to be wife. I do it to all couples to make sure that there's no hurt later if someone cheats on their girl or boyfriend." Whitey said waving that off as if it were nothing big and making Ace sigh and nod.
"I can vouch for her on that. I've seen her do it to two other couples. She tried it with me when I first started talking about my girlfriend, but I smacked her upside the head and she pouted and whined for an hour." Ace said making Amande look less than pleased.
"Mine." Amande said pulling Ace towards her and leaning down to place a possessive bite on Ace's shoulder junction.
"Yep. Yours." Ace just grinned and kissed her cheek, making her look pleased as she pulled her fangs out of his shoulder.
"Kinky." Whitey quipped with a smirk on her face, making Amande blush a bit and avert her eyes.
"You think that's kinky you should see what Brulee does. She really likes the fact that I'm made of rubber." Luffy said with a laugh and making Brulee go bright red.
"I don't doubt it." Whitey said eyeing the boy in a new light while Brulee couldn't decide on being embarrassed or pissed.
She settled on both.
"DON'T TELL THEM THAT IDIOT!"
