1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Now then. It's a pleasure to meet a new brother." Whitey said sitting across from Luffy with a smirk on her face and her clothes back on, thankfully causing the two possessive women to calm down a bit.

"It's great to meet you too." Luffy said grinning back at Whitey as they sat at a small table on the Merry's deck, Whitey's Ice Breaker ship not too far from them.

"Long as she remembers what I said." Brulee muttered darkly from where Luffy's crew were relaxing behind him in various places on the ship along with Vivi who was still considered part of their crew much to Whitey's suprise.

"Whitey acts like a sister to those who join the family." Ace said in defense of his purple haired sister as he hung out with Amande on one of the lawn chairs that the snake neck seems to have commandeered.

"Messes with and teases her siblings but makes sure nothing will hurt them and those that do don't live very long?" Amande asked earning a hum of agreement from her boyfriend who was cuddling her and occasionally stroking her stomach. Each time he did brought a small smile to Amande's face, he was looking forward to this baby just as much as she was.

"Then we'll get along just fine." Amande said with a smirk that Whitey looked over at her and returned.

"So shall we exchange the cups and the Captains Alliance accord?" Whitey asked looking back at Luffy who raised an eyebrow.

"Only after Brulee and Robin look over the accord. I trust you guys but…"

"Better safe than sorry." Whitey and Ace both said in tandem with a grin on their faces as Robin and Brulee walked over.

"So you thought of a way to get the two of them away from their mother?" Whitey asked kicking back and relaxing as she waited for the two to get done looking over the accord.

"I got that covered." Luffy said with a grin that was both savage and mischievous, earning a curious look from Whitey.

"Will you need backup?" Whitey asked earning a curious look from Luffy.

"Why do you care?" Amande was the one to ask confused as she looked at Whitey.

"You're going to marry my brother, and you make him happy, so that makes you my sister. Luffy there is about to join the family and he's going to marry the purple haired one, that makes him my new brother and her my sister. If you need help then I'll help. It's what siblings do." Whitey said with a shrug and a smile on her face, causing Amande to quirk an eyebrow before she smiled a bit and nodded in acceptance of this answer.

"Nah. I've got a plan." Luffy said with a wide grin on his face that made his crew and brother pale.

"I've already heard and approved of it." Brulee quickly spoke up making the crew relax.

"What's that about?" Whitey asked looking amused more than anything as she looked at Luffy who was pouting at his crew.

"Luffy's a wonderful captain, don't get us wrong…but his plans…" Nami trailed off trying to think of a gentle way to put it around Overprotective Big Brother number 1 and Brulee.

"They're like if your plans mixed with Oven and Diafuku's with some of Flambe's thrown in for flavor." Brulee said dryly to her sister who blanched at that. She was always a cut first type of person…but to mix her plans in with her two older brothers and then the Head of the Special Forces?

"Any of your plans revolving around my baby needs to either be submitted to me or Brulee for review and approval or else I will cut off Brulee's favorite toy." Amande said looking at Luffy who looked confused at that and turned to Brulee with his mouth open. She quickly placed a hand over his mouth.

"She doesn't mean the plastic and leather ones. She means the part of your body necessary for baby making." Brulee explained making Luffy pale and cover himself while Whitey laughed.

"Everything is clear and good Sencho-kun." Robin finally deemed the article worthy as she placed it back down onto the small table with a smile and giggle.

"Okay. Thanks Robin." Luffy said with a bright grin after Brulee removed her hand, causing Robin to smile fondly and ruffle his hair.

"Any time." Robin said before going back to her own lawn chair and book while Sanji brought out fresh drinks for everyone.

"Thank you." Whitey said with a smile as she was handed her drink which quickly chilled in her hand much to Brulee's curiosity since that was no type of Devil Fruit ability she heard of.

"Anytime for such a beautiful woman." Sanji said flirting again before quickly hurrying off and giving the other women their shakes, saving Amande's for last.

"Here you are, one smoothie made from whole fruits and full of nutrients needed for pregnant women to make sure the baby is healthy and strong." Sanji said smiling softly as he handed Amande her smoothie and causing her to look surprised but take the smoothie.

"Thank you? There are nutrients needed for the baby to be healthy?" Amande asked as she looked at the smoothie, one hand dropping to rest over Ace's on her belly. She could make the baby healthier?

"A list of them formulated by the best doctors in the world. I can give you a copy so that you know what's good for the baby and what isn't when you have to leave." Sanji said smiling but not flirting with the pregnant woman. She was taken and even expecting. He was a flirt sure…but he'd never hit on a woman in a happy and committed relationship.

"Thank you." Amande said smiling slightly as she began to sip at the smoothie while Sanji just nodded before handing out the drinks to the men, starting with Ace since he was already there and a guest on the ship.

"Time to share the cup. You'll have to share the sake with Pops and the rest of the captains in the alliance when you meet up with them…but this will seal the deal and make you my brother officially." Whitey said smiling as she poured the sake Sanji had set on the table into the cups, setting aside her drink for the moment.

"Just like when Ace and I were little." Luffy said picking up his cup with a laugh as he clinked it against hers.

They both tossed it back and while Whitey took it down like a pro, Luffy pulled a face after he was done.

"That's just as bad as the Sake we stole from Dadan." Luffy said pouting and making Ace laugh slightly.

"It took her forever to figure out where it went! She acted super pissed about it too." Ace said with a laugh while Luffy laughed as well.

"Yeah but when she thought we were sleeping she started crying and saying how we were growing into proper mountain bandits!" Luffy said earning a nod from Ace while the crew looked at them both at this.

"Raised by mountain bandits? That explains a lot." Nami muttered to Usopp who snorted his agreement.

"Gramps was super pissed when he learned we were drinking Sake by the time you were seven." Ace said making Luffy whine and rub his head.

"His fist of love left me seeing spots for hours! Stupid Jiji using Haki." Luffy whined making Ace wince in sympathy while Whitey's smile froze on her face, and her drink froze in her glass.

"Oh? Someone dared hurt both of my little brothers using Haki…when they were children?" Whitey hissed out the last part causing the two boys to look at her confused in Luffy's case.

"Well of course he had to use Haki on me. I'm made of rubber. Hits don't hurt me otherwise." Luffy said as if it were obvious and making Ace wince since that only made Whitey's cold aura extend even further.

"Who is this grandfather of yours? I need to have a little talk with him." Whitey said and her very voice was chilly, sending shivers down the Coward Trio's spines.

"You can't do that. Jiji is in the Marines and you're a pirate. He'd arrest you. I don't wanna have to break into Impel Down again." Luffy whined causing Ace to take a deep steadying breath.

"Break into Impel Down?" Whitey asked looking surprised since that would have made headline news for sure.

"Eh? Oh yeah I haven't done that yet this time." Luffy said realizing he said something that he hadn't done yet and making Whitey's eyes narrow at him.

"I'm going to need you to explain."

"Go ahead Lu. It'll be fine." Ace quickly reassured his brother to tell his sister about the time travel. Whitey was one of the ones who was more likely to believe them after all, and she's great backup.

"Okay. We were almost to Raftel when we went into this stupid mist thing just off the shore and next thing we know we're back in time a few minutes after we docked. It really sucked too cause we had just made it!" Luffy said whining about that. He still couldn't get over how they had just made it to the finish line only for them to be right back at the starting point.

"Time travel?" Whitey asked raising both eyebrows at the straw hatted captain.

"We can prove it if you want." Zoro grunted as he moved to be over near his captain.

"Nah no need for that. I believe you. It's just the first time I've heard of it happening to someone I know." Whitey said waving him down and going back to stirring her drink a bit.

"Wait…what?" Nami asked looking over at the purple haired captain who merely quirked an eyebrow at them.

"My powers don't come from Haki manipulation, although Ice is my element, nor does it come from a Fruit. You could say you aren't the first one to have something weird happen to them thanks to mists around islands. Besides…I can tell just looking at you guys that you aren't lying." Whitey said as she lifted one hand and formed a pointed star like a throwing star from Wano in her hand made entirely of ice.

Ace just looked at his sister completely deadpanned.

"I can't tell if you're just trolling us now or not."