1 Piece screwed up rewind
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"You know when you told us you had a plan…I didn't know that meant you would storm Whole Cake Island, beat up her two oldest sons and then just grin at her." Whitey said dryly as she looked at Luffy who just laughed. Whitey had been curious enough to come along when Luffy announced he was going to put his Big Mom plan into action.
Ace had gone along in case his brother needed backup, and like hell was Amande going to let her fiancée and little sister deal with their mother on their own.
She was left staring in shock as Luffy proceeded to thoroughly school her two favorite big brothers on the difference in power between commanders of an Emperor, or in this case Empress, and the man who was literally from the future and technically the Pirate King. He did reach Raftel after all, even if he had been sent back in time just after touching the shores.
"Wait for it…" Brulee said and in less than a minute Big Mom showed up and she looked furious.
"You show up out of nowhere and beat my two strongest sons without breaking a sweat! Who are you? Why are you here?! Big Mom demanded glaring at Luffy who was unbothered.
"I'm your newest son-in-law. Nice to meet you." Luffy said grinning up at her and she actually paused for a moment. You could actually see her thinking about that as she gazed at her daughters who looked just as surprised. Brulee just looked completely done with her fiancée's antics.
"There have been no recent weddings amongst my girls." Big Mom snarled after a moment making Luffy shrug slightly.
"Well not yet. My wife and I are waiting until our whole crew is together before the official wedding. I'm here cause of that and for my older brother and sister actually." Luffy said admitting that much and not doing anything as Amande and Brulee moved Perospero and Katakuri over to the rest of their siblings who had gathered at the fighting.
"What?" Big Mom was as confused as most of her children while Whitey was just watching everything in amusement while Ace was tense and staring on high alert until Amande was back over near him.
"Yeah see my soon to be wife loves her mother but you wouldn't let us marry without me proving myself. So I came here as a wedding present for her and to make things easier on my older brother and his soon to be wife who is another of your daughters." Luffy said with a grin, not even bothered when Big Mom tried to squish him.
"Oi let me finish talking first!" Luffy said pouting but unharmed thanks to his rubber power, especially since she hadn't used Haki.
"What?" Big Mom stared shocked and in disbelief, much like most of her kids.
"Look if I fight you to a draw or I win then you accept and approve of the marriages okay?" Luffy summed everything up quickly.
"Ha if you win against me then not only will I accept the marriages but me and my crew will join you. All of Tottoland and everyone and thing on it and under my banner will be your faithful and unflinchingly loyal crew." Big Mom said with a laugh at the seeming rookie.
"I don't really want your crew or your islands but if those are the terms…" Luffy's grin turned savage.
"Fine with me but I'm no fool at this kind of thing. Swear it. Swear it on your flag, your ships, and your own soul." Luffy demanded making the crew around him gasp. Swearing on a flag and ship were big enough, but as the children of the person who ate the Soul-Soul Fruit… they knew that swearing on a persons own soul was so much more encompassing and dangerous.
Big Mom didn't seem to mind though as she laughed and swore it in front of dozens of her children and other crew members.
"Set your terms." Luffy said allowing her that right and knowing from Brulee what she was likely to set it as.
"If you can knock me off of my feet before I can kill you then you win." Big Mom said with a laugh, overly confident in her Iron Body. Brulee sighed at how easily she had been able to predict her mothers actions, her mother could be really predictable and that was not a good thing to be in the New World. It was especially bad for one of the Yonko.
"You asked for it." Luffy said with a small grin.
"Make this official. Compote start the battle." Big Mom said making her eldest daughter move from where she was patching up her brothers bruises and few broken bones. It seems like Luffy went easy on them, in fact Brulee and Amande knew that he did.
Brulee had promised him a very special reward if he managed to defeat her brothers without hurting them too badly. Anything less than dismemberment and permanent maiming was fine, and Luffy was good at beating people without outright maiming them.
Big Mom let out a shout as she moved as if to steal his lifespan. She was shocked when it never showed up and instead he just bit his thumb.
"Gum Gum… Elephant Gun!"
Thanks to the surprise of it, Zeus needed to go and catch Big Mom to keep her from hitting the sea. Whitey was laughing herself hoarse at the looks on their faces. Or because of Brulee's surprised yet snarky remark.
"Well that was his fastest fight yet. That was so fast it was disappointing, and Luffy never disappoints."
