1 Piece screwed up rewind
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"He won fair and square." Perospero was reassuring his brothers and sisters as their mother was brought back and she looked annoyed but resigned. She did swear on her soul after all.
"Fine. Which two of my daughters are getting married?" Big Mom asked growling slightly as she glared at Luffy who grinned happily up at her.
"I'm marrying his older brother." Amande said finally as she stepped forward towards her mother, causing all of her siblings to stare at her in disbelief.
"Amande?" Big Mom asked just as shocked as her other children while Amande gave a small smile as Ace stayed close protectively.
"A Whitebeard Commander?" Oven asked tense and alert at the sight of Ace, especially when he was so near to one of his favorite sisters.
"My future husband." Amande corrected as she held Ace's hand, smiling down at him while he grinned back up at her brightly.
"Of course he is." Big Mom said her eyebrow twitching slightly.
"If it makes you feel better then you can start planning the baby shower mama." Amande said trying to placate her mother a little bit and causing most of the siblings to pause and then stare at her wide eyed while she put a hand on her belly.
"Say again?" Big Mom asked blinking at her daughter who smiled and glanced down at her belly.
"My soon to be husband here got me pregnant. You've got a new grandchild on the way mama." Amande said with a bright smile and causing Big Mom to blink slowly for a moment before looking happy.
"Why didn't you tell me this earlier? Why have all of this happen?" Big Mom asked smiling brightly at her daughter who gave her a deadpan look.
"You do realize that my fiancée here is a Whitebeard Commander right? There's no way you would have approved…" Amande said causing Big Mom to pause for a second before nodding.
"True." Big Mom agreed.
"How did you meet a Whitebeard pirate anyways?" Compote questioned her younger sister who looked a bit sheepish and embarrassed.
"Mama sent me on a mission to a Rain Island a little over two years ago. I ducked into a bar to get out of the constant rain and didn't realize he was a Whitebeard pirate when I sat at the bar next to him to wait out the rain. He was talking about his little brother being the cutest thing in forever and I shot back about how my baby siblings were cuter. We spent about three hours talking about how adorable our baby siblings are." Amande said with a shrug as she grinned at Ace who snickered.
"I still say Luffy is cuter than most of your siblings." Ace said with a grin and earning a snort from Amande.
"My baby siblings are cuter and I have more of them to tell stories about." Amande shot back with a grin.
"And which of my children caught the eye of such a powerful and crafty pirate like you?" Big Mom asked breaking up the soon to be debate between Amande and Ace about whose baby sibling was cuter. Luffy grinned widely up at her.
"Hold on a sec. I need to stretch closer to her size." Luffy said with a wide grin as he stretched his legs out a bit. At that most of the siblings looked at Smoothie who was staring at her Long Leg sisters curiously.
"Okay I'm about your size now Twig." Luffy said grinning and earning a scowl from his future wife.
"My name is Brulee damnitt!" Brulee said scowling and smacking Luffy upside the back of his head and causing his legs to snap back to their normal size, making him bounce a bit like a rubber ball.
"How did you even meet her? Brulee rarely ever leaves the islands." Perospero asked looking at his witch like sister who looked at Luffy.
"Shishishishi. There's a reason why I'm a supposed 'rookie' and yet I'm able to take out you guys." Luffy said grinning widely and making Whitey look more amused than anything else as she enjoyed the show. Oh she could not wait to tell pops about this.
"New World Mists?" Big Mom asked flatly earning a solemn nod from Brulee.
"Probably worse than normal New World mists. We were on Raftel." Brulee informed her mother who paused and stared wide eyed at her daughter and her future son-in-law.
"You're the new Pirate King?" Big Mom asked as her entire crew stared shocked at the unassuming young man with the large x-mark burn on his chest.
"Was going to be. Stupid Raftel sent us back in time literally like two or three minutes after we hit the shore." Luffy said whining slightly at that and making Brulee sigh slightly.
"Luffy stop whining about that and I'll let you have a double reward later." Brulee said making Luffy grin and look like an innocent young man.
"I'll be good." Luffy said with a grin and making Brulee snort slightly.
"You couldn't say that with a straight face if you tried." Brulee said with a fond smile as she looked at her future husband who just laughed.
"He's a pirate. The King of Pirates at that. What do you expect?" Whitey asked with a grin on her face and drawing the Charlottes attention to her now.
"What's the Ice Witch doing here? Is she your second wife Pirate King?" Katakuri asked glaring darkly at Luffy, although that might be because Luffy was going to marry his favorite baby sister and he wasn't able to kick the boy's ass.
"Hell no!" Brulee said darkly while Whitey laughed loudly at that.
"Aw but I guarantee you I could make both of you very happy." Whitey teased making Brulee blush brightly and splutter while Amande snorted.
"That's not…I'm not…" Brulee couldn't finish the sentence as she blubbered with a bright red face.
"Things just got weird for our family didn't they?" Perospero asked sighing and looking at his eldest sister who just shrugged her shoulders slightly.
"Honestly compared to the usual things…this is pretty much like your average Tuesday. Although to be fair it is Monday." Compote said with another shrug as she watched Brulee try to strangle Whitey who just laughed and evaded her expertly.
"That explains it." Perospero said before he said one thing that every person whose ever gone to school and work agreed with.
"Mondays always make everything worse. They suck."
