1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"So Amande's pregnant…what about you Brulee? Should I be expecting grandkids from you too?" Big Mom asked at the banquet where she had explained what had happened to the family members who weren't there for the bet.

"Pregnant?" Citron's six year old daughter, Peaches, asked curiously looking up at her mama.

"That means she's going to have a baby." Citron explained while little four year old Anana wondered over to her sister.

"Baby?" Anana asked causing Amande to smile and pick her up, settling her baby sister on her lap.

"That's right sweetheart. Right now I have a baby right in here." Amande said smiling and putting Anana's hand on her belly and making Anana look confused.

"You ate a baby?" Peaches was wide eyed and pale while some of the siblings snickered and Amande merely sighed.

"No I didn't eat the baby. Do you remember when your Uncle Moscato's wife had a baby a few months ago?" Amande asked making Anana frown slightly.

"Her belly got really big and then she was skinny again and had a baby in her arms." Peaches said making Moscato and his wife Galle laugh a bit from where they were seating not far away.

"That's right. Her belly was really big because the baby was inside of her belly and was close to coming out. My baby isn't ready to come out yet. My baby is still growing." Amande did her best to explain it to the younger members of the family who were migrating towards her curiously.

"Like Aunty Cinnamon's belly getting big?" Ten year old Pippin asked pointing at Cinnamon who was sitting down not far away, with her husband hovering over her worriedly. Largely due to the eight month swell of her pregnant stomach.

"That's right. Cinnamon's going to have a baby too and that's why her belly's been getting big. My belly is still small cause the baby's not big yet. Her baby will be here soon, but mine won't be here for almost a year." Amande said while Anana frowned slightly with her hand still on her sisters stomach.

"No kick?" Anana asked tilting her head confused and making Amande smile softly and run her fingers through her sisters short pink hair.

"No the baby's not kicking yet. My baby won't be kicking for a little longer sweetheart. You can go feel Cinnamon's babies kick though, and your Aunty Blanche's babies." Amande said looking over at Cracker's wife who was almost due as well.

"But how'd the baby get in your belly?" Peaches asked confused and making most of the ones over the age of 16 blanch or look horrified at the question. Amande didn't even bat an eye.

"It's easy. I met someone I love who loves me too." Amande said smiling at Ace who was sitting next to her and smiling back as she leaned into him slightly.

"Then what?" Pippin asked making Amande wink at her and hold a finger up to her lips as if she were sharing a secret.

"Then he kisses me. He has to kiss my lips and then he kisses my stomach and if he does it just right then that's how the baby is put in the mommy's stomach. Sometimes it doesn't work though so the mommy and daddy have to try again and again until it works." Amande said without showing any indication that she was lying through her teeth to the little ones.

"Really?" Anana asked frowning as she turned her gaze to her other sisters and sister-in-laws and a few of her nieces.

"Of course." Katakuri's wife Absinthe said with a smile.

"So are you going to have a baby too Aunty Brulee?" Pippin asked smiling as she looked at Brulee who blushed brightly but shook her head.

"No. There won't be any babies in my belly for a while." Brulee said with a smile as little Ale, her youngest brother, looked up at her curiously.

"Why not? Doesn't he kiss you?" Ale asked making Brulee smile and pick up the five year old, cuddling him on her lap.

"Of course I do. Every time I beat someone up I get to kiss her." Luffy said with a grin.

"But there's going to be a lot of dangerous situations we'll be in soon and I don't want to risk putting the baby in so much danger. That's why we won't be trying to have a baby for a while." Brulee said causing Big Mom to raise an eyebrow at the small Pirate King.

"And that's alright with you?" Big Mom asked Luffy who grinned brightly at her.

"Yeah. Her body. She'd do all the hard work. So it's her choice." Luffy said nodding his head in agreement.

"Well isn't he considerate? Where can I get one like him?" Smoothie asked teasing her big sister who scowled and moved to recline against Luffy possessively.

"Well he's taken." Brulee said with a glare towards her sister who gave a fake pout.

"Try it and you'll see why I was considered Sweet Commander level before you even knew what a sword was for." Amande hissed without even glancing at her sister who had looked her way.

"Aww didn't you two ever learn how to share?" Smoothie asked pouting at the two older sisters who gave her matching unimpressed looks.

"I have another older brother if you want to meet him, he has amnesia at the moment though." Luffy piped up making Ace look at him before snorting slightly.

"I forgot that you said Sabo was saved from the wreck by your dad." Ace said making Luffy nod his head.

"Yeah but he has a burn scar on his face. I like scars, they prove you were strong enough to survive but other people act weird about them." Luffy said looking at Smoothie who perked up.

"A scar? Like your very sexy chest one?" Smoothie asked eyeing Luffy's burn scar and making Brulee scowl as she moved to sit on her lap, him stretching out his legs to make her more comfortable.

"Mine." Brulee snarled at her younger but taller sister.

"And I have dibs on seconds if I can ever talk her into it." Whitey said with a smirk, causing Brulee to glare darkly at her.

"She's teasing you Brulee. Stop reacting and she'll give it up." Ace said quickly before his future sister-in-law could kill his sister.

"What's sexy mean?" Anana asked looking up at Amande who shot Smoothie a glare while the white haired woman looked sheepish at all the curious little ones looking at her or whoever was closest.

"Ama-" Smoothie began to ask the Snake-Neck for help only to be shot a glare and a flash of her sisters fangs.

Smoothie wasn't dumb enough to argue with the swordswomans decree which seemed to be agreed upon by the others in the room.

"You're on your own Smoothie."