Disclaimer: I don't own H2O - Just Add Water.
Author's note: This is set in an alternate reality where all the main H2O characters are different in personality and such from how they are in the normal reality.
Author's note 2: Isaiah Flamez is NOT allowed to read this story!
Authors' note 3: Kara is based on a real person.
Cleo vs Kara
Cleo sit outside her bar when a girl she's never seen show up.
The girl is the same age as Cleo.
"Hello, where can I find Cleo?" says the girl.
"You just did. I am Cleo. What do you need from me?" says Cleo.
"I wanna buy your entire bar. How much?" says the girl.
"My bar isn't for sale. It is my pride and joy. Who the crap are you?" says Cleo.
"Kara Veniziah is my name." says the girl.
Kara is a badass sexual woman, just like Cleo.
"Be like a fart and fade away." says Cleo.
"Not funny." says Kara.
"And I don't care a shit what you think." says Cleo.
Cleo seem angry as she stand up to face Kara on equal terms.
Very clearly both Cleo and Kara dislike each other.
"Let me say, leave or I'll hurt you." says Cleo.
"I won't leave." says Kara.
The 2 girls start to fight.
Cleo and Kara tries to punch each other.
Very clearly they are both extremely angry.
"Soon you'll be dead." says Kara, who actually is ready to kill Cleo.
"No." says Cleo.
"Afraid of me, are you?" says Kara.
"Of course not." says Cleo.
"I see fear in your eyes, girl." says Kara.
"You are so wrong." says Cleo as she punch hard.
The punch hit where intended, right in Kara's face.
Kara is almost knocked out.
"Give up." says Cleo, getting ready to knock Kara out completely.
"Please, don't mess up my cute face..." says Kara.
"Alright. I let you go in shame." says Cleo.
2 hours later.
Cleo is inside her bar, working on something on a laptop.
Suddenly 2 male police officers enter.
"Are you Cleo Sertori...?" says one of the police officers.
"Uh...yes." says Cleo.
"Then you're hereby under arrest, Miss Sertori." says the police officer.
"No, thanks!" says Cleo.
Cleo use a powerful karate-kick to defend herszelf and then she run.
The 2 officers run after her.
"I won't be caught." says Cleo as she dive into the water.
She transform into her mermaid-form and swim away.
"Get back here!" says the police officers ans fire their guns out towards Cleo.
Being very fast in her mermaid-form, Cleo easy avoid the bullets.
"Oh, dear..." says Cleo when she reach Mako Island.
She get up on the beach and transform back into a human.
She pull out her phone and txt Lewis, telling him what's happened.
45 minutes later, Lewis arrive at Mako in his boat.
"Are you alright, babe?" says Lewis.
"Yeah, me is fine." says Cleo.
"Good." says Lewis.
Lewis and Cleo get in the boat and return to the mainland.
Unfortunately when they pull into the marina, the 2 police officers are waiting for them.
"Stop right there, both of you." says one of the police officers.
"This is my boat." says Lewis.
"I know, but the woman you give a ride is a wanted criminal." says the police officer.
The other police officer put handcuffs on Cleo.
Cleo is taken to jail.
The police officers also confiscate Lewis' boat.
Lewis is smart enough to not fight 2 armed policemen.
In the police-car on the way to jail, Cleo notice the anme on the higher ranked policeman's name-tag and she notice that he has the sam last name as Kara.
Cleo now figure out that the police officer is Kara's dad.
"Oh, no!" thinks Cleo.
She feel that Kara has the advantage with a father as a policeman.
Cleo tries to get free from the handcuffs, but it fails.
"Don't waste your time." says Kara's dad.
"What?" says Cleo.
"I noticed that you're attempting to escape." says Kara's dad.
"Uh...I was not..." says Cleo.
"Yes, you were." says Kara's dad.
"Fne...true." says Cleo.
At the jail, Cleo is placed in a cell with a fat evil perverted woman.
"Little loser, this one's for you!" says the fat woman as she push out a huge hard stinky fart.
"Ewww! Disgusting!" says Cleo.
"C'mon, baby. It's just ass-gas, ya know. Aren't ya gettin' horny?" says the fat woman.
"No. You make me sick." says Cleo.
"Relax. Mama Kolah's sweet, ya know." says the fat woman, who apparently is named Kolah.
"You're a perv." says Cleo.
"Okay. Ya see through me act. I'm a true perv, sweetie." says the fat woman.
"What the crap do you want from me?" says Cleo.
"Sex. Me is a lesbian. A very horny oversexual lesbian." says the fat woman.
"I'm straight." says Cleo.
"Too fuckin' bad." says the fat woman.
"Not at all." says Cleo.
The fat woman open up her ornage prison jumpsuit, revealing her pussy.
"I sure dn't wanna see that." says Cleo.
Kolah's pussy stink and look very weird.
Cleo assume there are a bunch of STDs in there.
"Lick!" says Kolah.
"Never." says Cleo.
"Why?" says Kolah.
"Because I'm not a lesbo and your pussy look like it's never been washed." says Cleo.
"Don't resist my love-hole." says Kolah.
"You're not hot." says Cleo.
"Other chicks love me." says Kolah.
"That cannot be true." says Cleo.
"It is true, girl. Many chicks love me and me pussy." says Kolah.
Kolah think she is super-sexy, even if she's not attractive at all.
"Ewww!" says Cleo.
2 hours later.
"Hello, Cleo." says Kara as she enter the cell.
Kara pretends to be sweet.
On her face are still very obvious signs that she was punched.
"I'm glad to see you and the fat lesbo are buddies now." says Kara.
"Stop! Never in hell would I be friends with her." says Cleo.
Kolah is alseep.
"Awww, little Cleo! Enjoy life in your cell. You better get used to it. Dad and I are gonna make sure you get at least 12 years in prison for punching me." says Kara and then leave.
Cleo get very angry.
16 minutes later, Kolah wakes up.
"Ready to have girl-sex with mommy now?" says Kolah.
"No, leave me alone." says Cleo.
Kolah is actually semi-retarded, which is why she think she is sexy and also think that other girls love her.
"C'mon and give it to mommy." says Kolah.
Since she's older than most other female prisoners in the jail, Kolah refer to herself as 'mommy'.
"Uh...no, thanks! And you're not my mom, you idiot." says Cleo.
"Idiot...? No little newbie call Mama Kolah an idiot...!" says Kolha, getting angry.
Kolah tries to attack Cleo, but since Kolah is fat and clumsy, Cleo can just hold out a leg and make Kolah fall on her face.
"Ha." says Cleo, all sassy.
Kolah starts to cry, being emotionally unstable, as well semi-retarded.
She also has, like Cleo assume, many STDs in her pussy and a serious anger-management problem and a miltiple personality disorder and her view of the world is extremely wrong.
"Fuckin' poop!" says Kolah, slowly getting back up.
It goes slow, since she is fat and clumsy and semi-retarded.
The next day.
"Lick mommy's pus, girl." says Kolah.
Pus is short for pussy in Kolah's twisted mind.
"Never." says Cleo.
"I said, lick!" says Kolah.
"You're not in command of me." says Cleo.
"Why don't ya lick me?" says Kolah.
"Because I am not a lesbian. And even if I were I'd never lick your creepy disgusting pussy." says Cleo.
"Don't be wimp. Give it to mama." says Kolah.
"No way." says Cleo.
"If ya wanna make it in the slammie ya gotta learn to lick pus." says Kolah.
"Forget that, old bimbo." says Cleo.
"Me no bimbo!" says Kolah.
Kolah suddenly faint.
"Oh..." says Cleo.
The reason Kolah fainted is her semi-retardedness.
Sometimes when angry she just faint on the spot.
2 days later.
Kolah still tries to get Cleo to do lesbo-sex, but Cleo refuse it every time.
"Lick mommy's pus." says Kolah.
"Stop. I don't even like you." says Cleo.
"Finger-fuck me pus then, girl." says Kolah.
"No. I'm straight." says Cleo.
"Want me to fart in your mouth?" says Kolah.
"Never! That's totally disgusting." says Cleo.
"Me farts are yummy." says Kolah.
"You sure are creepy and weird." says Cleo.
"I am very erotic." says Kolah.
"No, you're not." says Cleo.
4 days later.
Kolah takes off her clothes.
She grab something that she kept hidden under her bed.
It is some weird device made from parts of several old broken things.
"Sooo sexy!" moans Kolah as she starts to masturbate with what is apparently a strange home-made sex-toy of some sort.
The thing has a battery hooked up to it so it can vibrate.
"Fuck, yes! Much better than a man's dick!" moans a very horny Kolah.
Cleo feel sick, seeing this.
"Ahhhhh!" scream Kolah suddenly in huge pain as the device she masturbate with fail and send a powerful jolt of electricity up into her pussy, hurting her a lot.
What happens though has a silver-lining for Cleo because some electricity jump off from Kolah's sex-toy and interact with the digital lock of the cell-door, unlocking it.
"Yes!" says a happy Cleo, taking the chance to escape.
She run as fast as possible.
She makes it to the door.
Cleo knock out the female guard, kick the door open and run for the gate.
"Stop it, at once!" says a female guard with a rifle.
"I don't think so." says Cleo.
Cleo use her karate-skills to defeat the guard, even though the guard has a big powerful rifle.
With the guard's key-card, Cleo unlock the gate.
She walk home.
As soon as she's back home, Cleo sends a txt to Lewis so he know she's free.
At the same time in the jail, Kolah is dead as a result of the electro shock right up her weird stinky ugly pussy.
Some guards find her on the cell-floor with blood pouring from her pussy and the strange sex-toy in her left hand.
They check her and discover that she's dead.
"Mitch, she's dead." says one of the guards.
"Okay, Tony. I'll inform Director White." says another guard.
2 days later.
Cleo is in local court to show that she doesn't deserve to be in jail or prison.
"Case number 9784...Miss Cloe Sertori vs the city of Gold Coast." says Judge Mariah Freeman II.
"Miss Sertori punched my daughter straight in the face, nearly breaking her jaw-bone." says Officer Roberto Veniziah, Kara's dad.
"I admit, but it was self-defence." says Cleo.
"Explain." says Judge Freeman.
"Kara was the one to taunt and attack me first so I only fought back to defend myself. I had no intention of breaking her jaw whatsoever." says Cleo.
"Liar! You were gonna kill me, ya damn bimbo!" says Kara in anger.
"Please calm down, Miss Veniziah." says Judge Freeman.
Kara calm down.
"Miss Sertori broke out of jail, judge. Doing so is a crime." says Officer Veniziah.
"Yes, but she won't go back to jail if she was sent there wrongly convicted." says Judge Freeman.
"I demand that Miss Sertori recieve at minimum of 12 years in prison." says Officer Veniziah.
Lewis get to step up into the witness stand.
"Cleo is a taugh girl, but she has a good heart. She'd never punch too hard unless someone somehow provoked her in certain ways." says Lewis.
"He's a liar! Cleo is super-evil. She deserve a long damn time in a prison." says Kara.
"No, she does not." says Lewis.
"Miss Veniziah, control yourself." says Judge Freeman.
"Sorry..." says Kara.
"Kara tried to force me to sell my bar to her. My bar wasn't even for sale." says Cleo.
"Wrong! Me doesn't wanna own a stinky damn bar." says Kara.
"I request my freedom and also that my boyfriend Lewis get his boat back." says Cleo.
50 minutes later.
"Ladies and gentlemen, hereby I rule that Miss Sertori was indeed wrongly convicted. She get her freedom back as well as the ownership of her bar and I also rule that her boyfriend will have his boat returned to him. Instead of having Miss Sertori sent to prison I sentence Miss Veniziah to 8 years in prison for attempting to steal Miss Sertori's bar and Officer Veniziah also lose his position as a police officer." says Judge Freeman. "Case closed."
"Thanks, Judge Freeman." says Cleo. "I'm so happy."
"You're welcome, Miss Sertori." says Judge Freeman.
Kara starts to cry.
She's sad about going to prison.
Her dad tries to comfort her.
4 hours later, in Cleo's bar.
Cleo, Lewis, Emma and Rikki are there alone.
They celebrate that Judge Freeman decided to let Cleo go free.
They eat sushi and drink wine.
"So nice that you're free." says Rikki.
"I know. Jail was crappy." says Cleo.
"What happened exactly?" says Emma.
"Me had to share a jail cell with a fat weird disgusting horny stupid lesbo." says Cleo.
"That doesn't sound fun." says Emma.
"And you're right. She was creepy and weird." says Cleo.
"I assume you never had lesbian sex with her." says Lewis.
"Don't worry. She tried to seduce me, but I refused it every time." says Cleo.
"Okay, babe. I wasn't worried." says Lewis.
"Sexy." says Cleo with an erotic smile.
"Cleo, in case you wonder, Roxanne took care of the bar while you were in jail." says Lewis.
"Nice. I sort of assumed so." says Cleo.
"Alright." says Lewis.
"Yay." says a happy Cleo.
She gives Lewis a sexy kiss.
"I'm horny." says Cleo.
"Not a surprise." says Emma, since Cleo is very sexual and horny very often.
"True." says Cleo with a cute smile.
"I'll give you a good fuck later." says Lewis.
"Awesome." says Cleo.
"Yeah." says Lewis.
"Cleo, you sure are horny a lot." says Rikki.
"I love being fucked." says Cleo.
"Uh...okay..." says Rikki, who is still a virgin.
"Sex is wonderful." says Cleo.
"I agree." says Emma.
The End.
