"Absolutely not!"
"Oh come on, Glynda, you have to drink! We're all old here, what's stopping us?"
"How about a basic sense of propriety? Common sense? ...the desire to have a working liver?"
"Too late.~"
"*Sigh*...Ozpin, please talk some sense into this man?"
"Well, Glynda...when was the last time we really enjoyed ourselves?"
"...you can't be serious…?"
"About enjoying ourselves?"
"About drinking a thousand bottles of vodka!"
"Actually, it'd only be about 300 bottles a person-"
"You shut up, Branwen! ...Professor, you honestly cannot think this is a good idea. In fact, I refuse to believe you aren't aware of what will happen if we go through with this."
"Oh, I'm well aware of what ingesting that much alcohol will do to the human body. Qrow's standing right there, after all."
"Eff you too, Oz."
"But at the same time, I've technically been alive for many thousands of years, have lived countless different lives, many of which were spent in the pursuit of trying to stop my former lover from destroying the world with her hordes of monsters made from literal darkness that was leftover from when the gods left Remnant. Now, I'm busy most of the day with running a school for children to learn how to kill said darkness monsters, while also dealing with the veritable swimming pool raging hormones that entails. With all that in mind, I'm sure you can understand if, just for one day, I want to do something just for me?"
"...so where are we getting all this vodka again?"
"Hah!"
"Shut up, Qrow!"
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"...thank you for that...colorful editorial on the rising Dust prices, Cyril. In other news, Professor Ozpin was recently taken into custody, along with Huntsmen grow Branwen and Glynda Goodwitch after they were apprehended during a low-speed chase. Law enforcement in Vale have informed us that the horse, while needing to attend therapy, is expected to make a full recovery. Their bail is set at…"
"...Daaaaaaaaaad, Uncle Qrow's on the news again!"
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Welp, that was fun! Just a quick fic to keep the writing muscles sharp. Review, fav, be Excellent, all that good stuff.
