Hold on. Come on.

Baby Herman's Mother: Oh, I love the great outdoors. Pick up the pace, Roger, you've got work to do.

Cream: Oh Bugs, eek! Bug! Ouch!... not bugs just a wild hare!

Roger: Have no fear, Mother, dear, I'm right behind you. Ow!

Cookie-

Baby Herman's Mother: Roger, you pin-headed klutz. It's time your crazy shenanigans came to an end.

Roger: But you don't understand, I was cut off at the pass. I won't slip up again, I promise.

Cream (helps Roger up)

Well, all right, I'll give you one more chance. I'm going hunting. You hear that, Baby Herman, hunting. Well, you two have a swell time. - Are you insane? - Uh-huh. Taking Baby hunting would be dangerous. Well, leaving him with me is no picnic. Baby Herman is staying with you and remember, if you get into any trouble, rabbit season opens today! Oh, boy, it looks like it's just you and me, kid. A couple of rugged pioneers. Let me show you how to make a fire. I got a merit badge for this one. Scoot back, Baby Herman, you don't want to burn your weenie. Need any help, little camper? Of course not, I'm a regular mountain... Man, oh, man. Talk about babes in the wood. I must say, you do look like you know what you're doing. Have a nice lunch, boys. And remember, only you can prevent forest fires. Again. This roughing it in the wilderness is great. I feel so in tune with nature. Yikes! A bug! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Bee! ...in the kitchen with Roger Someone's in the kitchen I... Jeepers, there must be something in here we can eat. Chocolate moose? I didn't even know they were in season. Look, Baby Herman, there's vitamin A, and vitamin C and... Hey, where's the vitamin... Bee! Baby Herman! I got you! I got you! Wee! Oof! Yo, goombah. Huh? Aah! Gets them every time. Doggy. Oop! Baby, come back! You're too little to play with wild animals.

(Suddenly, he saw the tree the beaver cut down, and he ran all the way to a hill.)

Roger: Phew. I made it.

(Alas, he spoke too soon and the tree falls on him at the hill he was on. Baby Herman was chasing the beaver up a log.)

Roger: Baby Herman, come down!

Hey!

Roger: Shiver me timbers! Not the sawmill!

Aah! Aah! Ow! Eee! Ooh! Ah! Hoo hoo! Aah! Good doggy. I'll save you, Baby! Ooh! Ooh.

Hey, where's Baby Herman? Have you seen Baby Herman? Hey, Baby Herman!

I'm right behind you! Jeepers, Baby Herman, you had me worried. I almost dropped a log back there.

Baby! Doggy. Got you.

(Up ahead, a Bear was fishing and they're heading this way.)

Roger: Oh, no!

(They crashed into the bear and the bear's fishing pole got attached to the log.)

Cream, Roger, Baby Herman: Uh-oh.

(They land in the Old Predictable Geyser and it erupts.)

Cut! Cut!

All: (Screaming).

(They crashed into Mount Rushmore, thus destroying it. As a result, the bear had a cast on his foot and he uses a crutch, the beaver had a sling on his arm. Baby Herman was naked, and Roger came with a flagpole made out of the clothes.)

Baby Herman: Roger, you star-spangled bonehead.

Roger: What?

Cream: Huh?

Baby Herman: You and your Neice Cream ruined a national monument.

Roger: Please, don't get bent out of shape. It's not like it's the end of the world.

(But, when Roger planted the flag, the earth starts to spring a leak and deflates and as the end credits roll, the earth blew and crashes offscreen.)

All: (Screaming).

Ooh!