A/N Aw, all y'all are just the best. Thank you, thank you. Well, guess what night it is? That's right! It's Wednesday night! Get yourself a frosty one, and let's see what our gang is up to.

Yep, it's Wednesday night, right after work, so c'mon, you know where the Dixon boys are, well a course, their over there at that craptastic tavern that shoulda been condemned 10 years ago, meetin' for beers and brotherly bonding after work.

When Merle walked in the door, he saw baby brother already sittin' there with a frosty one in front a him, and damn, it was almost like he was kinda smilin'. What's this all 'bout, this never happens!

"Hey little brother, what up? Ya look damn near happy for a change."

"Damn Merle, wish ya coulda been at my work today, it was like WWF 'tween Big Boss, Mrs. Big Boss, and the Big Boss kids. Holy crap Merle. The damn shit the fan. Most fuckin' fun I ever had at work."

Barkeep set a frosty one in front a Merle, he knew what the Dixon boys liked.

"Well, don't jus sit there grinnin' Baby Brother, tell me," Merle took a pull from that brown bottle and prepared ta be entertained.

"Well, everythin' started off like any other day. Oh yeah, n ya know how Big Bosses office is there at the one end a the shop, n he's got the giant window lookin' out on the rest a us, ya know, makin' sure we're pullin' our weight n what not. So well anyway, then a little while after lunch, in walks Mrs. Big Boss. Holy shit Brother, she had on a blouse that was so tight, I swear she bought the kid size, her titties was fightin' each other ta see which one of 'em could break outta that low cut son of a bitch first. And she had on a leather skirt 'bout the size a my bandana, 'cept it was black leather, n shit man, it just barely covered her ass, I mean, barely. And she had on them spike heels, ya know the ones I mean, the come fuck me pumps."

That's when Daryl stopped to have a big ol' swallow outta his beer and Merle said, "Well fuck Baby Brother, sounds like yer describin' my Cindy."

And Daryl couldn't help it, he blew beer right outta his nose, damn he was cacklin' and Merle was cacklin'. Well ya know, we love our boys, but they can be a royal pair a dumbasses sometimes.

And Daryl caught his breath long enough ta say, "Fuck brother, that's jus what I was a thinkin'." And then they both proceeded ta do some more cacklin' n knee slappin', n high fivin'.

And then Merle got almost serious when he said, "Goddamn Baby Brother, I love that fuckin' woman, she's hotter'n a pistol, I tell ya. Now go on with yer story."

And barkeep, he didn't miss a beat, he was takin' the empties n settin' down the fresh n frosty ones.

Daryl wiped the foam offa his upper lip and said, "Let's see, where was I? Oh yeah, so anyway, Mrs. Big Boss just goes a bustin' right in Big Bosses office, she starts yellin' at his ass like he's the lowest thing breathin', n she was accusin' him a all manner a fuckin' around with some hot young stuff, payin' this other broads rent, the whole nine yards, and the language, holy fuck Merle, that ain't no way for a polite lady ta talk, she sounded like you n me." Okay, do I gotta tell ya they both started cacklin' again?

"So then, Big Boss, he gets in on the action, n he starts accusin' her a bein' the bitch a the century n maybe if she wasn't ridin' his ass every fuckin' minute he wouldn't have ta step out n find that sweet young piece."

And that's when Merle said, "Wait just a fuckin minute, Big Boss actually copped to it n referred ta the side piece as his sweet young piece?"

"Brother, I think ya know me, I wouldn't even know how ta make that shit up. Okay so, just when I thought it couldn't get no better, damn if the Big Boss kids don't show up. Ya know, that hipster lookin' boy a their's 'bout 20, n that daughter looks like she's been 'round with more than one guy, she's 'bout 17. Anyway, now they's all in that office, n everyone is a screamin' n a yellin', n I thought that was kinda inconsiderate cuz fuck, me n the boys couldn't tell who was accussin' who a what. But we sure as shit could hear the cussin'. It was like y'all on a full moon, drunken Saturday night." Okay, ya know the damn drill, that's right, major cacklin' ensued.

"Well then come the thing that made this the best fuckin' day I ever had at work, ever, shit, by a mile, Mrs. Big Boss, she reached back n she gave it all she had, she threw the haymaker right at Big Bosses left cheek, and then she give him the upper cut to the gut. Fuck Merle, I don't think this was her first fight. Then she took ta cryin', the girl she took ta cryin', Big Boss he just fell back in his chair, and Big Bosses boy yelled, "All y'all all are a pack of fuckin' losers!"

"Then Mrs. Big Boss, and the Big Boss kids came a stormin' outta the office, n Mrs. Big Boss come outta that office, and didn't she just walk right on up ta Oscar n say, "If ya ever wanna try sumthin' different, ya come 'round n see me.' Just like that. I thought ol' Oscar was gonna pass out right then. But even that, that ain't the best thing that happened at work."

"Well fuck Baby Brother, what is it then? Cuz I can't imagine nuthin' too much better than that right there, ya know, if we're talkin' 'bout workin' in a factory."

"Aww, its real good Merle. Caesar n Karen their celebratin' their anniversary on Saturday night, n they invited us ta come n help, shit, I think they invited everyone in the shop, n I'm sure Karen invited all them friends a hers, n the big ol' doin's are gonna be, that's right, at none other than the Hard Times Bar." And those brothers, didn't they high five each other? Hell yeah they did.

And ta think, Merle had been worried this Wednesday might not be any fun at all, ya know, when he saw Baby Brother wasn't miserable or nuthin', but shit, he was wrong, this was nuthin' but a good time.

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He walked in that door and there was his baby, standin' there at that stove makin' his supper n he was a thinkin' he was the luckiest sumbitch on this planet. His Beth, she was classy by gawd, she wouldn't be a comin' ta his work n carryin' on n talkin' like that, ya know, none a that shit, no way, cuz she was his sweet baby. And so, a course, he come up behind her and stuck that hand up between her legs and give her a little hug right there where it counted. And he was a kissin' n suckin' on her neck n she turned 'round n said, "Now Daryl, you keep that up and I won't be able to get your supper on the table, or feed your son, or get him to bed, so we can finish what you're getting started here, because frankly, you are making me lose my concentration, and I am getting all kinds of feverish."

And he leaned back just a little, and he gave her a big smile, n he said ta her, "Baby, I'm so ready ta prove ta you just how much I love ya, n how hot I know ya are."

And she smiled at that man and she said, "Daryl Dixon you are the hottest man in the south, oh heck, probably the whole darn country. Now get that son of yours in his high chair, and let's get your boy fed and put to bed so you can prove all that to me." And she gave him that smile that just made him want her even more.

Over dinner, while he was feedin' his little man n he n the boy was talkin' nonsense ta each other, he sprung the news, "Guess what Baby. Caesar and Karen got their anniversary comin' up Saturday night, havin' a big doin's n they want us ta come, invitin' everyone they know, Merle n Cindy gonna be there too. Sounds fun, don't it?"

And she looked at him, cuz, well ya know, she knew there was maybe just a little sumthin' he wasn't tellin' her, n she put it to the poor man. "What is it you're trying to avoid telling me Daryl? I know it's something." But she smiled, because she did love how cute he was when he was trying to slip something by.

And he looked down, n he was chewin' that thumb, n just said it, just like that, "Gonna be at the Hard Times Bar baby."

And guess what she did? She started ta laughin', which a course made lil ol' D.J. start ta laughin', and Daryl, hell, he was so relieved, a little chuckle even came outta him.

"Oh my good Lord Daryl, do you think Abe will even let us all in after the last time? We were pretty troublesome," but she smiled when she said it, and he was thinkin', damn this baby a mine, she's the best.

And then she said ta him, "If you're feeling brave enough to take me Daryl Dixon, I'm brave enough to go, but you better hope to heaven no skanks think they can just grab what's mine." And there it was that ear ta ear smile that kicked his ass every time. And he wasn't sure if it was that, or the sassy attitude, or the fact that she had the best little heart, but he knew they was never ever gonna be like Big Boss and Mrs. Big Boss.

"Baby, I ain't never gonna have any want to for anyone but you, ya know that." Then he looked at the little man, "D.J., ya got ta get yer little self ta bed cuz ya know why? Daddy needs ta show Mama how much he loves her, n that she's the prettiest, sweetest, n dang son, the hottest woman in the world, k? Otherwise, I'ma ruin yer life n give ya a little sister."

And that sweet baby a his started laughin' n she said, "Daryl, quit scaring the baby n quit scaring me."

First things first n all, so Daryl entertained the little man while His Beth, she cleaned the kitchen n what not, cuz, ya know, she's the best woman on God's green earth n all. N when she was all done with that she give the boy a bath, got him in those foot pajama things that Daryl thought was the funniest fuckin' things he'd ever seen, well n also pretty damn cute, n then it was finally time for his story n ta put the little fella ta bed.

And ya know what the Dixons did then, yep, they headed straight to the playroom, well yeah, a course, I mean their bedroom.

They was tearin' each other's clothes off in a hurry, cuz let's face it, they'd been anticipatin' this for a while now, n they was both already hot just thinkin' 'bout how hot they was gonna be. N they was a kissin' n a pettin' n a suckin' n a nibblin', when she made that move, ya know the one by now, the one where she slids on over, lays her head down on his chest, starts her serious touchin' then slides that pretty little head down further, okay, I don't gotta tell ya, ya know, she looked up to him n said, "Daryl, you know what I was thinking would be a good idea?"

Well our boy, he almost started ta laugh, cuz ya know, it never fuckin' failed, his sweet baby, when she wanted sumthin', well she knew how ta get it. But he asked, "What's that sweet baby, what would be a good idea?"

"Well, I was thinking I should get a breast enlargement," and she smiled just as sweet as sugar.

And he slid his hands up under her and pulled her right up to him so they was face ta face, n he said, "Sorry Baby, that's one thing I ain't never gonna say yes to. I love them itty bitty titties, for hell sake girl, don't I show ya that every chance ya give me? Why ya wanna tamper with perfection sweet baby? Now come 'er and let me have a mouth full of 'em."

And he rolled her right over and he did show her how much he loved them titties, n then, cuz ya know, after all, she was gonna give him some special lovin' cuz she wanted sumthin' n all, so he was gonna give her some special lovin' cuz, well, he said no, n he hated ta tell his sweet baby no, but dammit, he loved them fuckin' titties a hers. So he buried that head a his between her legs 'til she got ta where she was goin'. N she was willin' ta do the same for him, even though he said No, but he had other ideas in mind, he wanted ta try out a couple new things, what the hell, they was already behavin' like they didn't do this stuff damn near every night. They proceeded ta do what they both did best, tear that bed up with some hardcore lovin'!

And then ya know what she said? Well, she looked at him n she said, "Thank you Daryl, you're the best husband ever, thank you for loving me just the way I am." And she give him the sweetest little kiss, n he held her real tight n he said, "Cuz yer perfect sweet baby."

Well then didn't he ta tell her all about what happened with Big Boss, Mrs. Big Boss, n the Big Boss kids. 'Course his language wasn't quite as colorful as when he told it ta Merle, n a course he left out the part about Mrs. Big Bosses big ol' titties, but ya know, it's like I've told ya a bazillion times now, Daryl Dixon ain't a complete idiot.

She was appropriately shocked n horrified by the whole entire thing, a course, n they both was talkin' 'bout how they could never behave like that with one another, on a account a them bein' the most loving couple on the planet n all. It just made 'em feel real sorry for everyone else.

xxxx

Daryl n Merle had decided ta go for broke n get rooms at that nice little hotel just about three block from the Hard Times Bar. What the hell? It's only money, right? And the ladies, they was thrilled. N our man D.J., he was thrilled cuz he was spendin' the night with Grandma n Grandpa Greene, n ya know what that means don't ya? That's right, grandma would be givin' him n grandpa big ol' bowls a vanilla ice cream!

So, Daryl, he didn't have ta worry 'bout what he was wearin' ta the party, cuz a course His Beth, she already had it laid out there on the hotel bed n all, n a course, yeah, yeah, y'all know, it was them black jeans, that white dress shirt, the black motorcycle boots, and the black leather vest with the angel wings on the back. He wore this set a clothes ta every damn event they went to, he'd started ta think of it as his party uniform. I mean, not that he gave a fuck, it made her happy n that's all he really cared about.

The other thing his sweet baby liked, was for him ta shower n wash his hair, ya know, like on the regular n all. Now he'd never been one ta care for that cleanliness stuff all that much, but it seemed ta be mighty important ta her, n Merle had told him them ladies don't like it when yer smelly n greasy. So much for the natural look.

But hey, there was even a bright side ta that, cuz they was in a hotel, D.J. was at Grandma n Grandpas, n they was gonna take a shower tagether, them were the only kinda showers he really liked, n he was as happy as a pig in clover.

They met up with Merle n Cindy down in the lobby, course them gals had ta oooh and aaah over how cute the other one looked, so then a course that dumbass Merle he looked at him n he said, "Damn Baby Brother, I ain't never seen ya look more adorable." N he commenced ta cackin' like a damn banshee n Daryl had ta slug him real hard in the arm ta shut him the fuck up, n Merle was a rubbin' that spot on his arm n he said, "Shit Baby Brother ya need ta learn ta accept a compliment."

And the evenin' was off ta the perfect start. And they walked the three blocks down ta the Hard Times, n Daryl, ya know, he had tremendous admiration for Cindy, cuz he could not figure out how the fuck she walked in them damn shoes at all, hell, he couldn't figure out how she even stood in 'em. N he was thinkin', I bet Cindy n Mrs. Big boss shop at the same store.

Now his Beth, she had on them jeans that they're so tight he ain't sure how she wiggles her sweet little ass into 'em, and a pair a tight fittin' black leather boots, came up just below her knees, n a real pretty kinda fuzzy pink sweater, n damn, he wanted ta take her right there on the sidewalk, but ya know, he was a gentleman n all.

They walked in the Hard Times n the joint was a jumpin'. The gang was all there n the Dixons walked right on up ta the bar, Abe nodded n he said, "Boys n Girls, let's all try ta have us a real good time tonight, n no misbehavin', alright? I don't want nobody hurt. Took my Rosita a week ta heal up from the last time."

And Daryl saw his Sweet Baby Beth turn bright red, but she said, "Yes Abe, sorry." N Daryl, he just give her ass cheek a friendly little squeeze, ya know, ta let her know he loves her n all.

N the brothers, well ya know 'em by now, they was havin' shooters a Jack, washin' that down with some frosty ones, now Cindy, she was all up in the Fireball n Dr. Pepper, but His Beth, she was tryin' hard ta maintain some decorum, so she was drinkin' wine, ya know the one, comes in a big ol' box.

And all a them Dixons they was playin' a little touchy feely when they thought no one was a lookin', course someone's always a lookin', but whatever. Anyway, they was havin' real big fun, and they went around n they said 'Hey' ta everyone, wished Caesar n Karen a real Happy Anniversary, n all. Merle was shootin' the breeze with Oscar, n a course when Oscar's woman, Ruby, went ta powder her nose n all, Merle had ta give him a little ration, "Hey big guy, I hear ya been offered a little side taste." Damn, Merle thought Oscar might deck him right there, luckily, they decided ta arm wrestle instead, cuz ya know, neither one of em was quite done partyin' so they didn't want Abe throwin' 'em out. Anyway, Oscar won, then Merle won, then they quit, cuz ya know, that was probably best.

Daryl, he was playin' pool with His Beth, n holy shit, when that sweet little thing bent over ta try n shoot that eight ball in the corner pocket, n she was stretched all kinda diagonal across that pool table, well that there, that was hot. Her sweet little ass looked ripe. He was one lucky sumbitch, n he knew it.

But that there, that can be the trouble with havin' yerself a Sweet Little Woman like His Beth, ya know, if yer admiring that tight little ass, well you can just bet yer ass, ya ain't the only one who's building up some heat ta get with that woman.

Fuck a duck if it didn't happen, well ya know, I know all y'all seen it comin', seriously, how the fuck could it be avoided? If them Dixons was all bein' just a tiny bit honest with their selves, they woulda admitted that there was a excellent likelihood that there was gonna be trouble, ya know at some point in the evenin', n hell, they were four hours into some real serious imbibing of the spirits n what not, n I can't remember them eatin' any kinda dinner, can you?

Okay, so here's how it all went down. His Beth was slippin' them quarters in the slot, n she was gonna be retrievin' them balls, n rackin' 'em up n all, cuz she'd lost, n Daryl, he was at the bar ta get her another wine, n his own self a shot a Jack n a Frosty One, when in walks a crowd a rough lookin' fellas, big boys, looked like they was a lookin' for trouble, n a course the bar was packed, so Daryl was standin' there waitin' on his adult beverages, n one a these big nasty fellas, he went right over there ta where his sweet baby Beth was just now leanin' over the pool table straightenin' out that rack a balls, an that mutherfuckin' asshole stuck his filthy fuckin' hand right between her legs and grabbed that part a her that was exclusively for the pleasure of Daryl Dixon.

Why he was over there in a heartbeat kids, I mean it wasn't no more than a giant leap n he grabbed that sumbitch, spun him around n hit him with every ounce a rage, adrenaline and anger he had. An sumbitch flew back into Rosita who was carryin' a tray a cocktails over ta Caesar n the fellas, n that brought Abe a flyin' over cross the top a that bar n I'm tellin' ya boys n girls, in the time it takes ta say Hard Times Bar, the whole fuckin' place had turned inta one big fight.

Now our ladies, they stayed the hell outta this one, this was the boys' show. Beth had grabbed up Rosita by the arm, Karen had her other arm, n all the women, they run behind the bar, which may not a been 100% safe, but it was the safest place in the joint.

Ah damn, I wish ya coulda seen it. It was like someone had fired a nuclear weapon into the joint, n it was packed full a testosterone and male ego. Fists were a flyin', beer bottles were a flyin', chairs were a flyin', heads were a crackin'. Rosita, she let all them boys get it outta their systems for a few minutes, cuz really, them ladies was all gettin' a little kick outta watchin' their men bein' all like cavemen n all.

But once it seemed there was enough damage to the bar n the men, she put that national Anthem on just as loud as it would go. A course, everyone stopped what they was a doin', faced that flag n sang right along. Cuz kids, this is America, Land a the Free, Home a the Brave, n all.

She handed Abe that shotgun that was stashed there behind the bar, n he run those strangers on outta there.

Daryl, he reached in his pocket, he got out a couple a 100 dollar bills n he handed 'em ta Abe n said, "Sorry, had ta do it, guy touched my woman like only I'm allowed ta do. Lemme know if ya need more for the damages."

Abe, now this wasn't his first dance, n he just nodded his head, n said, "Hey man, I'd a done the same."

And his Beth came ta him, n she hugged on him, n he picked her up, just like the damn caveman he was bein', n he threw her right on over his shoulder, and his hand was tight on that sweet little ass, that dammit, belonged ta him. He stopped n wished Caesar n Karen a real Happy Anniversary again, n thanked 'em for the party n all, n then he was out the door on this way ta that hotel with his Sweet Baby.

Now Merle, he had 10 years on Daryl, n Cindy, well she probably had 50 pounds on Beth, so he didn't carry her, he just held her in close ta the side a him, n followed the other Dixons back.

And if ya think Beth didn't know what she was in for when they got back ta the room, then ya ain't really been payin' attention ta the story. Sheesh

The night desk clerk give him a funny look when he walked in the lobby with her, but at this point, Daryl couldn't give a fuck less, well ya know, he just had that one thing on his mind.

And they got in that room n he put her down on that bed n he ripped her clothes offa her like they was on fire, n then he ripped his own clothes off n then he proceeded ta show her that, beyond all reasonable doubt, she was his woman, n not anyone elses woman, not ever. N His Sweet Little Beth? Ah c'mon, she was lovin' every damn bit a that Dixon lovin'.

A/N And that's the way it happened, ya can't make this stuff up! I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading, please review xo