"Hey guys!" Kazumi yelled.
"Must you be so loud?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Yes, I want all of the audience to hear." She explained. "Thank you all for reading Oops I Did It Again!" Kazumi thanked the audience.
"Who is that?" Sesshomaru questioned as he pointed at me.
"Her?" Kazumi said as she pointed at me also. "She's the writer of the fanfic."
"What is this fanfic?" Sesshomaru asked. "How does it concern us?"
"My cover's been blown!" I said. "I'm Gotta Have My Choco!" I explained as I stroke a pose. "And I am the writer of this fanfiction!" I proclaimed.
"She does not own Sesshomaru, or any other InuYasha characters, but she does own me!" Kazumi chimed in dramatically.
"How can she own you?" Sesshomaru said.
"Not literally." I said.
"…"
"I do own you, literally. I created you, you are mine." I clarified.
"Not now Choco!"
"What's wrong Sesshomaru?" I asked.
"You act familiarly with me…"
"That's because I can make you do whatever the truck I want!"
I made an example of a random character.
The poor soul, his name's Josh, was picked up by the hood of his jacket, and was thrown into a wall.
"Choco, why did you do that?" Kazumi asked.
"I'm a very violent person." I admitted. "And I mean NO offense to those named Josh! I love all of my readers…"
"Anyway, you shouldn't stay in your room 24/7 writing this stuff! Go outside, get some sunshine!" Kazumi told me.
I laughed a hearty laugh. "Are you telling moi what to do? I'll do whatever I want! If I were to stop, you'd no longer exist!"
"Oh, umm… I knew that, so why did I tell you to stop?"
"Because I wanted you too."
"THAT MAKES NO SENSE!"
Sesshomaru was just staring at the audience. He looks so freaking beautiful!
"Anyway, I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY READERS FOR STAYING COMMITED TO MY FANFIC THROUGH THESE TROUBLING SCHOOL DAYS!"
"Choco you're yelling."
"I know Kazumi, leave me alone." Clears throat, "YOU ALL ARE, I REPEAT, AWSOME AND YOU MAKE MY DAY! IF I COULD MEET YOU ALL IN REAL LIFE, I'D SQUEAL!"
"Shakespeare is a very punny person!"
I shook my head with disappointment at the crude word play that Kazumi just used. (I'm reading The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, it has dirty jokes)
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