Defenestrations of the Fanfiction Community

I have a terrible notice for all you ffnet readers out there.

Despite the many works of smut and lemons being prevalent, tolerable and a far-cry from the sins they're made out to be, it turns out that on ffnet, lemons aren't actually permitted, even under the M rating. Apparently if it's M rate dyou can suggest things such as sex and include drugs, swearing and violence but actually showing the sex in a lemon is prohibited, despite that not being very clear since there are hundreds of thousands of lemons on this site.

But as I'm sure many of you have noticed, the Fanfiction Community has been experiencing some Defenestration recently, that is- these lemons offend certain people (I see you, William. I will find you) and so these people are reportng the lemons and getting entire stories and accounts banned.

I know the author of Percy Jackson's Sex Parties, which I reuploaded a few months ago, had most of his stories deleted and years of work lost because is run by the same people who think the Beatles are Nazis.

As such, to avoid getting my fanfiction account banned like my Wattpad one, I will be moving forward with the prohibition of lemons on my profile. In a few days I will delete every lemon story, chapter and scene of mine from this site and all lemons written and published by myself will be exclusively available on Wattpad, and potentially AO3 in the future.

I know this will disappoint many of you, especially considering my lemon stories are some of my fastest growing, but it is in my best interest to uphold the security of my account and restrict the lemons to one easily-accessible site. In the meantime, I implore you to complain about this restriction to FFnet. Every fanfiction site except this one allows lemons, it's dumb. I also highly endorse the exposure of the losers reporting these stories. My only lead is a review on the Sex Parties story on my account by an anonymous user going by the name William. He said, and I quote, "They are being removed because they are immoral and unethical and my friend is helping me set up a complaint website. We will report any fanfics that support rape. The days of m rated fanfics is over."

This Crusade against lemons is unjust. There is no moral issue. It is wrong, deadly wrong to deny authors, artists and other creative directors the right to express and speak their mind as long as it does not incite hate and illegal acts. Last time I checked, sex between two consenting adults was not illegal.

Find these people, spam the site with complaints. If all else fails, well, ffnet's been dying for 5 years and I hear AO3 allows anything so we could all move there.

But alas, on the topic of my Defenestration. I have been thrown out the window and I have given myself and you all a grace period to find me on Wattpad before I purge my own account.

My Wattpad is TheMuffinMan69, only one 69 this time, remember that.

I will allow a few days for you all to create Wattpad accounts and find me if you wish before these lemon stories get wiped from ffnet forever. Don't worry, Wattpad's fine if you have the app, just put it on dark mode is my recommendation.

I do not wish to delete these stories, nor have I been expressly threatened, but RobbStark2003 had 80% of his account wiped overnight. If that happened to me, y'all would be left in the dark. At least this way I can give you all a heads up and a grace period.

To Hell with ffnet, to hell with William and his prohibitionist losers. This will not go unanswered.

Free Speech is a human right. Guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Declaration of Human Rights.

So yes, in a few days these stories will all be gone and only available on Wattpad. TheMuffinMan69

-TheMuffinMan6969