30 ways how to make Uzumaki Naruto sad,weirded out,annoyed...and angry..?

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

KuRa: EnJoY!


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1. Tell Naruto that all Ramen in the world has been devoured by Sasuke. Give him Lee's Eyebrows. Also have him dress up like Lee. And dare him to do his (infamous jutsu) Oiroke no jutsu and make him walk around Konoha in one day...

2. When he's not home cover his walls with the pictures of Oro-sannin in bikini...Then! watch him shout,scream and cry with agony...

3. When he's not fully awake pour a really cold water on his pants then watch him scream at you and cussing you at the same time!

4. Tsunade no baa-chan shouting and punching him at the same time..

5. Graffiti "SasuNaru FOREVER!" and place it on his front door...

6. His ramen being overcooked...

7. His beloved ramen being so damn slow to be cooked. (and eaten...)

8. Become hokage laugh in his face about it(continued in #9)...

9. Ban ramen from Konoha...then watch him scream with agony...

10. His Ichikaru ramen restaurant being burned down because of that damn snake-bastard attacking Konoha with his 2 crazy apprentice Kabuto and teme.

11. Go on a rant about fate...("You can do that right? Hyuuga?")

12. Fill his room with pictures of Hinata in a pair of hot bikini's and invite Hiashi over...when he's mad use shintenshin no jutsu and make him say "I love Hinata!".
13. Replace Kakashi's Icha Icha book with KakaIru doujin, so he pulls that out in front of Naruto... Then watch him scream for the rest of his crappy life...

14. When Sasuke-teme learning new techniques and he's not...

15. Kakashi-sensei being late for the last time and making up some stupid excuses...

16. When Akamaru is peeing on his shoe...(YUCK!)

17. When Gai-sensei and fuzzy eyebrows saying:

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

and "THE MOMENT I'M NOT WAITING FOR" their hugging scene (-shivers- they're disgusting!)

18. Make him a website named after the SasuNaru shonenai fanfic and make many, many and many fanfics of him and Sasuke... then send him a link to that website.

19. Send him a KakaIru fic... or doujin, and watch him scream.

20. Send him a fanfiction containing him and Sasuke-romance- Rated T

21. When a random fanatic SasuNaru girl automatically shouted at him "SasuNaru forever!" and "Your Naruto-kun right? Can I have your autograph!"

22. When they are given class d mission...

23. Call him "foxy" all day long...

24. When that snake-bastard starts teaching some belly dancing for gays...-crickets chirping-(people screaming...)

25. When Sasuke-teme becomes a gay and starts acting like one...

26. When kakashi-sensei suddenly blurted to Naruto and Sasuke-teme "would you like to read some of this?" offering the Icha Icha paradise special edition...

27. When Sasuke-teme was totally sick and suddenly barf on Itachi and Kisame's Akatsuki coat...(that's so sick and wrong!)

28. When a fake Sasuke-teme suddenly confess to him that he loves him...

29. When he saw a gay Itachi and a gay Kisame kissing each other...(WTF!)

30. When Gaara starts liking strawberries and starts eating them one by one...

Wow! Look! Naruto is on T.V.:

"WHAT THE HELL! THAT SNAKE-BASTARD STARTS TEACHING BELLY DANCING 4 GAYS!...OMFG!" Naruto boomed when he saw what I wrote...

When he peek through the window:

"OMFG! Gaara is eating Sakura-chan's strawberry garden I must warn Temari and Kankuro!" as he dial Temari's cel. no.

At the 'talk':

Temari: "Yo! Talk to me."

Naruto: "Your brother is at it again!"

Temari: "Nani! Again! This is the 10th time this week!"

Naruto: "Want me to get your other brother?"

Temari: "Sure...If you can find him.."

Naruto: "It's just easy, it's either he is in the make-up shop trying some new lipstick or in the puppet shop buying some new puppets for his collection..."

Temari: "ok...wait how'd did you know that?

Naruto: "Well it was completely obvious that he is wearing make-up since the chunnin exams.."

Temari: "...Ja!"

Naruto: "Ja!"

End of the 'talk'

"MY GARDEN WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL GARDEN!" Sakura shouted clutching her head, crying with (the beautiful word that I like)agony.


Kura: R and R! pls.


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Kura: oh yeah for those who reviewed on 30 ways how to annoy each memeber of team 4,8, and 10 gomen nasai but I'm not doing that yet (or never will be I just don't know!) so I am really SORRY!