30 (very) simple ways how to annoy,scare and anger Haruno Sakura...

DISCLAIMER: I STILL DON'T OWN NARUTO

kUrA: EnJoY!


1. MAKE A SAKU/INO LEMONY FANFIC AND E-MAIL IT TO HER...(CONTINUATION ON NO.2.)

2. WATCH AND HEAR HER SCREAM AROUND KONOHA 24/7.

3. PUT A DIFFERENT KIND OF CURSE SEAL ON HER TO MAKE HER SEE ONLY NARUTO AND ROCK LEE...

4. SEND HER A YAOI SASUKE/ANY BOY IN NARUTO OR A SAKURA/ANY GIRL IN NARUTO YURI FANFIC (IF SHE SCREAMS DO A PARTY AND INVITE ME INTO IT SO I GET IN TROUBLE TOO RIGHT?)

5. ANNOY HER WITH SOME CREEPY, THICK EYE-BROWED AND BOWL CUT HAIR PUPPET NAMED AFTER ROCK LEE 365/7!

6. WHEN SHE IS NOT HOME STEAL HER CLOTHES AND SELL IT ON E-BAY PHILIPPINES...!(CONTINUATION ON NO. 7.)

7. WATCH HER SCREAM AND TELL HER 'PRECIOUS' SASUKE-KUN THAT SOME OF HER CLOTHES HAVE CLOTHESNAPPED!

8. TELL HER THAT KISAME-CHAN SECRETLY LOVES HER...?

9. NO.8. SUCKS! BETTER TELL HER THAT GAI-SENSEI LOVES HER!

10. TELL HER THAT AFTER A WEEK OF HER HARD TRAINING WITH BOTH TSUNADE AND KAKASHI SHE SMELLS LIKE GAI -SENSEI AND LEE-SAN'S ARMPITS AFTER A YEAR OF THEIR NONSTOP TRAINING...

11. MAKE A WEBSITE CONTAINING A FANFICTION OF HER AND ALL THE GIRLS IN NARUTO AND SECRETLY ADD A LINK TO A VERY,VERY! SPECIAL PAGE TO THE WEBSITE CONTAINING YAOI STORIES, FANFICS AND DRAWINGS THEN SEND IT TO HER SHISHOU AND HER SENSEI THEN HER TEAMMATES...!(sp much?) (OH! AND CONTINUATION ON NO.12.!)

12. WHEN SHE SEES THE 'TWO' LINKS I SEND HER...(GET YOUR CAMERA'S) THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF HER LOOKING LIKE A LUNATIC, A CRAZED MORON AND A CRAZY NOOB...THEN! WATCH HER SCREAM,SHOUT AND DO ANY OTHER SHIT WHILE RUNNING IN CIRCLES...

13. SEND HER A FAKE! LETTER FROM THE REAL! ORCHIMARU CONTAINING HIS! UNDYING LOVE! FOR HER! AND WATCH HER! GET DISGUSTED AND BUMP HER! HEAD ON HER! CLOSET...?

14. KNOCK JIRAYA OUT (you know the perverted sannin) DRAG HIM TO KONOHA AND PUT HIM IN SAKURA'S UNDERWEAR CLOSET...(CONTINUATION ON NO.15.)

15. WHEN SAKURA GET'S HOME AND GETTING AN UNDERWEAR FROM HER CLOSET WATCH HER SCREAM WHILE JIRAYA IS...ERRRRRR...UMMMMM...UHHHHH...EHHHHH!...YOU GET THE POINT...

16. WHEN LEE IS ASKING HER ON A 'YOUTHFUL' DATE...

17. WHEN LEE-SAN AND GAI-SENSEI IS DOING THE HUGGING SCENE WITH THE FUCKING BACKGROUND OF SUNSET AND WITH A FUCKING HUGE! TURTLE...

18. KNOCK HER OUT WITH NEJI AND SASUKE USE A GENJUTSU TO MAKE HER SEE NARUTO AND ROCK-LEE WATCH HER PUNCH THE N0.1. ROOKIES IN KONOHA THEN CANCEL THE GENJUTSU TO MAKE HER SEE A BEAT UP NEJI AND SASUKE...(YOU'LL LOVE THIS PART!) WATCH HER SHOUT AND SAY SORRY FOR THE 1 QUADRILLIONTH TIME! OR JUST PAST THAT...-PEACE OUT!-

19. ON HER BIRTHDAY DRESS UP AS ITACHI AND USE MANGEKYO CONTACTS THEN SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF HER WHEN SHE'S BLOWING HER BIRTHDAY CAKE... WHILE HER FACE IS IN SHOCK TAKE A PICTURE OF IT AND POST IT TO THE INTERNET...(CONTINUATION ON NO.20.!)

20. BLACKMAIL HER TO MAKE HER DO YOUR BIDDINGS...(WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

21. SEND HER A FANFIC CONTAINING A PAIRING OF HER AND HER SENSEI! (COUGHRATEDT!COUGH)

22. NO WAY! YOU MUST REALLY SEND HER A FANFIC OF HER AND HER OTHER BEST FRIEND HINATA OR TENTEN!

23. PUT A DEAD AND SMELLY RAT IN HER PILLOWCASE!

24. WHEN A STUPID SHIT OF A DOG IS ON HER SASUKE SHRINE!...-OH MY FUCKING GOD!-

25. TELL UCHIHA SASUKE, HYUUGA NEJI, SABAKU NO GAARA AND NARA SHIKAMARU THAT SHE IS IN LOVE WITH EACH ONE OF THEM!

26. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(THIS WORKS IF YOU'RE PLAYING BOWLING!..)

27. WHEN YOUR PLAYING BOWLING IN A BOWLING ALLEY HIT HER WITH A BOWLING BALL WHEN SHE GLARES AT YOU SAY " OOPS! SORRY IT SLIPPED IN MY HAND!" OR " OOPS! SORRY I THOGHT YOU WERE THE BOWLING PIN!"

(THIS WORKS IF YOU'RE PLAYING BASEBALL..)

28. WHEN SHE'S NOT LOOKING HIT HER WITH A BAT WHEN SHE DEATH GLARE YOU SAY " THIS TIME IT'S REAL THE BAT JUST SLIPPED OFF MY HAND!" OR SIMPLY " OOPS! SORRY I THINK THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BASEBALL!" OR! " WHAT! I DID THAT FOR OUR TEAM! TO MAKE IT TO THE CHAMPIONSHIPS!"

29. ON HALLOWEEN DRESS UP AS OROCHIMARU GET A FAKE VAMPIRE TEETH WEAR IT...WHEN YOU SEE HER COMING USE HENGE NO JUTSU TO LOOK LIKE OROCHIMARU DO HIS ACT WHEN HE IS GIVING SASUKE A CURSED SEAL THEN SUDDENLY USE A GENJUTSU TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU/OROCHIMARU BIT HER...(CONTINUATION ON NO. 30!)

30. WATCH HER SCREAMING "AHHHHHHHHH! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! OROCHIMARU IS ON LOOSE AND HE GIVE ME A CURSE SEAL!" AND SCARING OF KONOHA VILLAGERS...YAY! THE END!

LOOK! SAKURA HARUNO IN REAL LIFE (NOT IN REAL,REAL LIFE!)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M BITTEN BY THAT SNAKE BASTARD!" SAKURA SHOUTED...


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30 WAYS HOW TO ANNOY KAKASHI-SENSEI!


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until next time,

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