30 ways how to annoy Kakashi-sensei!
Kura: hehehehehehe! this should be good! -goes off to find popcorn and soda-
1. WHEN HIS TEAM BURN HIS ICHA ICHA PARADISE COLLECTION...(ohhh! I think i see fire! WHAT THE...)
2. WHEN GAI IS BLABBERING ABOUT HIS 'YOUTHFUL' TEAM...
3. GET A LIGHTER, MATCH OR ANYTHING THAT CAN BURN PAPER...GET HIS ICHA ICHA PARADISE (special volumes) COLLECTIONS...THREAT HIM IF HE DIDN'T SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF SASUKE YOU'LL BURN HIS COLLECTION...(CONTINUATION ON NO.4.)
4. IF HE DID SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF SASUKE BURN HIS BOOKS AND IF HE DIDN'T STILL BURN HIS BOOKS...(CONTINUATION ON NO.5.)
5. THEN! WATCH HIM CRY IN AGONY AND DO SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANNA NOT IMAGINE...
(THIS WOULD WORK IF YOU WANT TO SEE KAKASHI-SENSEI'S FACE)
6. TO START OF:...TREAT KAKASHI-SENSEI TO ICHIKARU'S THEN SECRETLY WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING PUT A PILL INTO HIS RAMEN WATCH HIM EAT IT ( BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW SOME DISTURBANCE WILL BE IN ACTION RIGHT!) (CONTINUATION ON NO. 7.)
7. WATCH HIM FALL ASLEEP THEN BRING HIM INTO HIS HOUSE...(CONTINUATION ON NO.8.)
8. PULL HIS MASK OFF THEN GET A CAMERA, PICTURE HIM FOR HOW MANY TIMES YOU LIKE THEN PULL BACK HIS MASK AGAIN...(CONTINUATION ON NO.9.)
9. SELL IT ON E-BAY AND KEEP SOME OF THE PICTURES IF YOU LIKE...(CONTINUATION ON NO.10.)
10. WHEN HE WAKES UP WATCH HIM GET SHOCKED AND THEN SHOUT WHEN HE SEES A MILLIONTH NUMBER OF FANGIRLS SAYING "KAKASHI MARRY ME!" "NO ME!" " DON'T MIND THEM KAKASHI WITH ME IF YOU LIKE." (OKKKKK...BACKING AWAY FROM A BITCH...)
11. SEND HIM KAKAIRU FANFIC THEN WATCH HIM...AHHHHH!...EHHHHHH?...UMMMMM...ERRRRRR...SHOUT?
12. WHEN A MINI-GAI (you know rock lee?) TALK ABOUT HIS 'RIVAL' AND HOW YOUTHFUL HE WAS...
13. WHEN SOME RANDOM AUTHOR KEPT SHOUTING TO HIM "YOU AND SAKURA MAKE A VERY GOOD COUPLE!" (NOT THAT I HATE THAT PAIRING...!)
14. WHEN A MINI-SAKURA KEPT CALLING HIM "SCARECROW!"
15. WHEN THOSE THREE LOSER BROTHERS (you know the one with the they went to a mission to fix an old barn then a bird kept saying 'loko loko!' and sasuke and sakura plus naruto plan how to see kakashi's face?) JUST RANDOMLY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!...
16. WHEN A FAKE GAY IRUKA CAME TO HIM AND BEGAN KISSING...(ARGHHHH! DAMMIT! WHERE THE HELL DID THESE COME FROM!) HIM PASSIONATELY!
(OMFG! -faints-)
17. WHEN HE SEES A FAKE NARUTO AND FAKE SASUKE KILLING FAKE SAKURA (which he didn't know) WHICH IS AFTER A WHILE THE "FAKE!" SASUKE AND NARUTO KISSING! (HOLY MOTHER OF THE...!)
18. OR! why dont you take all of his books and burn them infront of him. That will PUT him off. hehehehe! He would cry like a BABY!.
(TRUST ME! IF YOU WANT TO SEE KAKASHI THE NEXT DAY LOOKING LIKE REALLY! CRAZY MORON!)(NO SERIOUSLY!)
19. LOCK HIM WITH THE VERY! VERY AND VERY! YOUTHFUL GAI-SENSEI AND ROCK LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (YAY! NOW I SEE HIM LIKE...OMGOSH IT'S ITACHI! -GET'S A GUN FROM NOWHERE..- BANG! YAY! ITACHI'S DEAD!)
20. SEND HIM A VERY! (DAMN YOU ASSHOLE! DON'T MESS WITH ME HERE!)(I HATE YOU YAMI YUGI! YOU'RE NOT HOT! ROT IN HELL!) SPECIAL FANFIC WHICH IS WRITTEN IN A BOLD AND GOLD LETTERS WITH A GREY AND PINK DESIGNS ON EACH CORNER OF IT! AND GUESSSSSSSS WHAT PAIRING IT IS!
(YAY!kakasaku!YAY!)
21. WHEN HIS NOT HOME PUT THE PICTURES OF OROCHIMARU ON HIS WALLS THEN PUT A GENJUTSU ON IT AGAIN TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SASUKE AND OROCHIMARU ARE MARRIED! (...weird...XD) (CONTINUATION ON NO. 22.)
22. WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM A MISSION WITH HIS TEAM, WATCH HIM (or more precisely watch the time stops...) AS HE DROPPED EVERYTHING HE HOLDS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE NOW SCATTERING BECAUSE THEY FEAR SOMETING BAD WILL HAPPEN (count 1 to 10) AT EXACTLY NUMBER 10 YOU'LL HEARD A VERY, VERY! EARPIERCING SOUND THROUGHOUT THE LAND OF THE NINJAS (what exactly i'm saying is throughout the villages of konoha (leaf),oto (sound),suna (sand),ame (rain),kumo (cloud),taki (waterfall),kiri (mist),kusa (grass) and iwa (stone)!...whoa!)-I just fucking said the villages of the very famous naruto!OMFG!-
23. MAKE A WEBSITE CONTAINING FANFICS OF KAKAIRU,KAKASAKU,KAKASHI AND ASUMA AND KAKAGAI...(CONTINUATION ON NO. 24)
24. SEND HIM A LINK TO IT PLUS! THE LINKS OF SASUKE WEBSITE (THE ONE ON SASUKE CHAPTER),SAKURA WEBSITE (SAKURA CHAPTER), AND NARUTO WEBSITE (NARUTO CHAPPY) THEN! WATCH HIM CRYING IN AGONY BY SHOUTING LOUDLY!
25. CALL HIM SCARECROW ALL DAYYYYYY...LONGGGGGGGG! (IT WOULD BE SPECIAL IF YOU HAVE MINI-SAKURA AND MINI-NARUTO WITH YOU!)
26...THINK OF SUMTHING THAT TORTURES KAKASHI REALLY BAD!(OR IN SHORT WORDS: THIS IS FREE! THINK WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO TOTURE OUR DEAR KAKASHI-SENSEI!)
27. CONVINCE JIRAIYA TO FEATURE GAI IN THE NEXT ICHA ICHA PARADISE VOLUME!...
(THIS IS SPECIAL!)
28. Record Naruto singing his love for Ramen and use it as Kakashi's alarm clock. Heh. wouldn't that be nice? waking up every morning to "I love ramen, ramen makes the world go round, ramen, ramen, RAMENN!"
29. BRIBE SASUKE,SAKURA AND NARUTO TO WEAR GREEN SPANDEX AND SAY YOUTHFUL THINGS EVERY SINGLE DAMN MINUTE WHEN HE'S READING THE ICHA ICHA PARADISE SPECIAL VOLUME!
30. WHEN SOME WEIRD GUY GET'S HIS 'PRIVATE' COLLECTIONS...
WHOA! Who'd have thought kakashi will came running around konoha screaming:
"ARGHHHH! YOU STUPID DAMN MORON! COME BACK HERE!" Kakashi shouted while chasing some weird random guy who came out of nowhere! and get his collection of...women naked in posters, his collection of Icha Icha Paradise collection...YAY!THE REAL END!
sakurauchiha12: read and review!I now accept flames but don't be too harsh!
sakurauchiha12,
signing off...litterally!...XD
SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL THE REVIEWERS!
AND AIRAEVE FOR GIVING ME THE BY-THE-LAST-MINUITE-BY-E MAIL FUNNIEST IDEAS!
