Choco: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady.
Kazumi: Build it out of silver and gold, silver and gold, silver and gold! Build it out of silver and gold, my fair lady.
Sesshomaru: What is that tune?
Choco: Sorry! I've been watching the 1st season of Black Butler. I couldn't help myself.
Kazumi: Ooh! Have you gotten to the episode when he cross-dresses?
Choco: That was episode 4, of course I got there! But I hated the episode when Abberline died!
Kazumi: I wanted to jump in the screen and choke Lau, that son of a b-
Choco: Oh, what about the peeps that haven't seen it yet?
Kazumi: … spoiler alert?
Choco: Too late, we have to compensate them. Damn.
Kazumi: With what?
Choco: With Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, take off your shirt!
Sesshomaru: You do not order me, wench.
Choco: Ah! My heart! You've wounded my heart!
Kazumi: Did you have to call her a wench?
Choco: Actually, that's not even an insult. He just called me a girl/young woman. I guess it's the tone that makes it insulting. That's a weird word, sounding harsher than it actually is.
Kazumi: I might have been thinking of wretch.
Choco: Even at that, that only means sufferer.
Kazumi: Can't that mean scalawag too?
Choco: What does scalawag mean?
Kazumi: Umm, in my thesaurus it means monkey, rapscallion, and my favorite, mischief-maker.
Choco: I remember Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64!
Kazumi: Well, since you created me, I know it too.
Choco: We still need to compensate! Off with the shirt!
Kazumi: We'll get it together!
(The two manage to get Sesshomaru's shirt off, and Choco has a nose bleed)
Kazumi: Wait, they can't see it…
Choco: But I can, and boy is it divine. The six pack, the creamy skin, and don't get me started on the chiseled V-line.
Kazumi: Choco! Behave yourself.
Choco: Don't try to hide it from the viewers! You're blushing so much, you're a peach!
Kazumi: At least I'm not getting blood everywhere!
Choco: Oh, shut up!
Sesshomaru: Return my clothing.
Choco: Never!
(Choco runs out of the building with Sesshomaru's shirt in hand. Sesshomaru does not follow.)
Kazumi: While Choco freaks out, I'd like to thank everyone. 'Cause guess what… Over 10,000 views! Yay! Because of this great achievement, we've invited all of Choco and my own favorite characters! The list includes:
Itachi, Pain, and Nagato from the Akatsuki, the Pits, Sebastian and Ceil from Black Butler, the Elrics from FMA: Brotherhood, and Marth from Fire Emblem! For the sake of Choco's sanity, we have split our guest into two different sessions. The people visiting us next will be:
the cast of Ouran High School Host Club (Haruhi, Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru, Kyoya, Hunny, and Takashi), N from Pokémon , and Kidd, Stein, Spirit, and Black Star from Soul Eater!
For now, let's give a round of applause for our current guest!
(Applause from an invisible crowd as the first list of people file in)
Pit: Wow, there are a lot more people than I thought…
Dark Pit: What did you expect? I wouldn't waste my time on something miniscule.
Pit: Look! It's a demon!
Sebastian: I did not expect to see angles here. Would you like me to exterminate them, My Lord?
Ceil: No, they are guest just as we are. Unless they make a move against me, we'll let them be.
Edward (Ed) Elric: Al, stay on guard. That guy over there looks suspicious. (Whispers to Alphonse Elric)
Alphonse: The one in the black robe with red eyes? (Whispers back)
Ed: Yeah, if he does anything-
Itachi: I do not plan to harm anyone.
Ed: You heard us?
Itachi: If I did not, I wouldn't have known you were here.
Ed: ….. ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!
Pain: Itachi, do not rouse the man.
Nagato: Why not? I don't see any harm in a little fun.
Ed: 'A little fun'? What are you trying to say?!
Kazumi: Uh, Choco, things are getting a little rowdy.
Marth: Is this the correct venue?
(Choco comes into the room and starts freaking out)
Choco: OH MY GOSH! THEY'RE HERE! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
Kazumi: Here we go…
Choco: Sesshomaru, you're understood as the king of sexiness, so I'm not going to go into that, but there is so many persons!
Kazumi: watch your grammar.
Choco: OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! SOBRECARGA, SOBERCARGA, SOREBACARG!
Kazumi: What?
(Choco faints and Kazumi catches her)
Kazumi: Well that didn't work.
(Kazumi puts Choco on a couch)
Kazumi: Okay, I don't really know what to do at this point, so… yeah.
Ten Minutes Later
Kazumi: Itachi! Ed! Stop fighting! NO, Pit! That is not juice! Marth! You cannot spar Sesshomaru! Nagato, Pain, stop Itachi! He might kill Ed! PIT! I SAID THAT IS NOT JUICE! ….. YOU CAN'T HAVE JUICE! ALPHONSE! GET YOUR BROTHER!
Choco: Huh? What?
Kazumi: Thank goodness, you're awake.
Choco: Why is everyone acting so crazy?
Kazumi: I don't know!
Choco: I got this. HEY EVERYONE! …..GUYS….IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW, I WILL PERSONALLY KICK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ASSES OUT OF HERE! AND TRUST ME, I CAN AND WILL DO THAT!
(Everyone settles down)
Choco: That's what I thought. C'mon, it's snack time. We have brownies, fudge, chocolate milk, pizza, ramen, chocolate chunk cookies, some soda, and juice. There's more than enough for everyone. Form a single file line…. Good.
Now a word for the readers. I know I said this would be for the fans, but it ended up being for me… XD sorry about that, but I hoped you liked it. I should be updating again real soon!
