It's not funny
FanOfMost asked for a oneshot of someone trying not to smile and saying "it's not funny".
She was like putty in his hands. He knew exactly how to win her back round every single time he did something he shouldn't have. He just…got her. Well, Snow was going to show Charming that she was no pushover. No, she was in a mood with him and she meant it. Until she got a sincere apology from him she was giving him the cold shoulder…and then he came into their room with one of Johanna's cleaning cloths wrapped around his head like a bonnet. Complete with the world's most ridiculous facial expression.
"Excuse me. I do believe I can find the fairest of them all in here?" He asked in an equally ridiculous voice. Snow bit her lip to stop herself from smiling. Damn him and his charm!
"It's not funny." Snow responded, trying to sound serious. Charming grinned impishly at her. He knew it was working.
"Oh?" He asked. He sauntered over to her, his nose inches from hers. "What about now?" He crossed his eyes, batting his eyelids. Snow was helpless to resist. Despite herself, she fell about in fits of laughter. Charming grinned, taking the cloth off his head.
"You still did wrong, and you know it." Snow told him. Charming leaned down. He sighed.
"I don't have any meetings left today, and I don't think you do either." He said, Snow looked at him curiously. He edged closer to her slowly. He kissed just behind her earlobe, delighting in the way it made her squirm.
"And I am very sorry that I upset you. If only there was a way I could make it up to you." He said, catching her eyes. Snow sighed. She really was powerless when it came to his charm. She leaned forward, capturing his lips with her own. She felt Charming smiling into the kiss as he moved off the floor and crawled his way onto the bed, trapping Snow between him and the mattress. Yes, she would accept this form of apology. In her view, it was the best kind.
