One day tsume, Tsuki, and silver was at home in the playroom playing video games and reading books until their mom walked in with a basket
Mom: Kids, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine
Silver: For what?
Mom: take them to your grandmother
Silver: Uh OK
Mom: she is ill and weak, and they will do her good.
Silver: Why can't you do it?
Silver asked as his mom as she gave him a glare making him shut up, then she grabs tsume and put her in a red hood, and then she grabbed Tsuki and dressed her also in a red hood and then silver who was trying to escape from the window but fails and he was dressed as an assassin with knives and guns
Tsuki: Mom why now?
Mom: Shush, now Set out before it gets hot, and when you are going, walk nicely and quietly and do not run off the path, or you may fall and break the bottle
Tsume: Mom
Mom: And then your grandmother will get nothing;
Tsume: Mom
Mom: and when you go into her room, don't forget to say, "Good morning", and don't peep into every corner before you do it
Tsume: MOM !
Mom: yes?
Tsume: You have a car why can't you just drive us there?!
Mom: because if I did that then you kids will never learn to be independent on your own
Tsuki: She has a point
Silver: she always has a point
Mom: now hurry off before it gets too late
Silver: fine but the next time you want us to go on your terrible missions you're driving us
Tsume: Uh Mom what if we don't come back alive?
Mom: Well then I guess I'll just have three gravestones outside the backyard
She said with a giggle making tsume gasped in horror, Tsuki patted her sister on the back as she took her hand and led her outside as the 3 kids walk down the pathway, the mom shouted to silver: if anything happens to his sisters she will hold him responsible, silver didn't reply as they walked into the woods, silver then went into his pocket and pulled out the GPS as they followed the directions to get through the Woods, just to pass the time they would talk but it seems that silver took it to a whole new level
Silver: We just had to have a grandmother that wants to live in the woods why the bloody hell would you want to live in the woods. It just had to be in the woods... I mean she could have left the woods and lived in the City with us but no she wanted to live in the freaking woods!
Tsuki: I know that don't remind me
Tsume: remember what we try to do for her 80 birthday?
Silver: Yeah we gave her a plane ticket to come to Los Angeles with us and that bitch didn't show. She called mom and told her that she threw away the tickets, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COST FOR THOSE TICKETS !
Tsume: I'm sorry that you lost your money
Silver: its not your fault
Tsume: so is that why you don't like going to her house anymore?
Silver: yes and the fact that we have to travel 20 miles just to get to point A to point B is annoying
Tsume: I understand, but to me, I find it an adventure!
Silver: tsume you taking a bubble bath with Tsuki is an adventure
Tsuki: You disgusting peeping tom!
silver: can't help but look, anyway, we're almost there we only have 13 miles to go
After an hour of walking they stop near a willow tree to take a break as silver took the basket and stole the wine
Tsume: silver that's not for you it's for Grandma
Silver: she don't need it where the one that's about to die trying to get to her in one piece
Tsume: Yeah but -
Tsume was cut off from a twig snapping as all three of them became alert, they all listen with their ears and looked around with their eyes ready for anything to jump out at them.
Tsuki: Silver what do we do?
Silver: don't worry I got this
silver pulled out his AK 47 and shot one of the bushes until they heard someone cry in pain and wouldn't you believe it a wolf came out
Tsuki: Oh my god you shot a wolf!
Silver: I did not!
Tsuki and Tsume just looked at silver then to the gun, silver then tossed the gun aside hearing it go off again making him and the others jump from the sound
Silver: Like I said, no I didn't
Tsume laughed as Tsuki facepalm herself,tsume walked over to the wolf to see that he was shot in the leg
Tsume: Wow you hurt him silver
Silver: Well maybe he shouldn't have gotten in the way
Tsuki: or maybe you shouldn't have been shooting anything at all, I mean what if that could have been a human?
Tsume: She has a point
Silver: well if it was a human then oh well if it's a wolf I say it again oh well
Tsume: You're mean
The wolf got up and bowed to tsume as he got close Tsuki pulled her away so the wolf would try to jump her or anything not that Tsume couldn't take care of her self she's just an idiot when danger is staring in her face
Wolf: Good day, Little Red Riding Hoods and um boy
Tsuki: Sup
Tsume: Hi
Silver: What do you want ?!
Wolf: Whither away so early, Little Red Riding Hoods?
The wolf weird language of speaking confuse the three kids as they looked at each other in the question of what he said then look back at the wolf confused
All: What?
Wolf: Where are you going?
All: Ooooooh!
Tsume: To our grandmother's house
Wolf: What have you got in your apron?'
All: ...what?
Wolf: What do you have in your basket!?
All: Oooooh
Tsuki: Cake and wine and-
Tsume: Actually, silver drink it all
Tsuki: Oh yeah, well we still have yesterday bread, cookies and-
Tsume: Um I ate the cookies and strawberries
Tsuki: What ! Tsume !
Tsume: Don't get mad at me, silver ate a cookie too!
Silver: They were chocolate, how could you not want to eat them?
Tsuki: Do we still have anything that you 2 didn't eat !?
Tsume: Um the bread and water
Tsuki: Great-grandma gonna eat nothing but bread and water!
Tsume: are poor sick grandmother should have something good, to make her stronger
Tsuki: Bread and water was not something to make her strong this shit is going to make her even sicker!
Tsume: But you're the one who ate the banana bread first
Tsuki: that's because I'm the one who made the banana bread!
Tsume: and you also ate the apples and the strawberries and the blueberries and all the other crap
Silver: what do you want us to do we're traveling 20 freaking miles to point B to that one person who lives in the forest, there's a reason why I didn't want to go on this trip is that every time we make this trip someone is eating something and happily it's never the basket!
Tsume: well actually the last time we made this trip the basket was missing
Tsuki: that's because silver attacked a bore with it
Tsume: what's a bore?
Tsuki: think of Pumbaa from The Lion King
Tsume: oh my god he killed Pumbaa!
Wolf: (Clear throat) children please you're all beautiful, now, Where does your grandmother live?
tsume: She lives -
Tsume mouth was covered by silver as he held out a shotgun at the wolf
silver: None of your business jerkwads, now why don't you keep on moving
Wolf: certainly you have no manners sir, I mean you no harm I'm just taking a stroll
Tsume: silver will you stop pointing your gun at people or else
silver: or else what! this guy is following us, it's a setup can't you see that?!
Tsuki: what I see is someone being very rude, don't mind him Mr. Wolf he was dropped on his head when he was a baby
Silver: HEY!
Tsuki: She lives A good quarter of a league farther on in the wood; her house stands under the three large oak-trees, the nut-trees are just below
Silver face-palm himself as he shook his head and couldn't believe how stupid his two sisters were
Silver: I'm surrounded by idiots
The wolf thought to himself: 'What a tender young creature! what a nice plump mouthful - she will be better to eat than the old woman. I must act craftily, to catch all 3 but he worried that the boy could be on to his trick, So he walked for a short time by their side and silver was walking behind them watching the wolf every move sooner or later they came to a flower patch in the forest
Wolf: See, Little Reds, how pretty the flowers are here - why don't you look round? I believe that you do hear how sweetly the little birds are singing
Tsume: Uh yeah that's nice but when not into flowers
Tsuki: we're not girly girls so we're going to try again Sorry
Wolf: if you go deeper into the forest you will be able to replace all the goodies that you've eaten
Tsume: no I think grandma will survive-
Tsuki: come on we're going
Tsuki said as she took tsume and silver by the hand and dragged deeper into the forest without them seeing the wolf run off to the direction of their grandmother's house. after they were done taking all the berries and apples and whatever they finally made it to their grandmother's house
Tsume: Yay we finally made it!
Tsuki: hold on, why is the door open?
Silver: god Dammit, I told you two not to do this! you two got so carried away with eating stuff and you dragged me away just to pick more junk and now I bet our grandmother is dead and if she is dead it is because of you two!
Tsuki: shut up silver, you're the one who drinks the wine so we have to replace it with grape juice
Silver: you're mad at me for drinking wine and you're not concern about the fact that our grandmother could be killed by the wolf we ran into ?! That's it I'm taking over! I knew I should have popped a bullet in his ass when I saw him
silver said angrily as he pulled out a pistol loaded it up and pulled out a black bag as he put on his assassin creed outfit
Silver: You two stay outside ( gun clicks) it's open season bitch!
Tsuki: yeah genius I would love to do that except for the fact tsume just ran inside
Silver: ARE YOU GUYS STUPID OR WHAT !?
Their attention was drawn by a high pitch scream knowing that it was tsume the two ran into the house, silver with his gun and Tsuki with her guns they called out to tsume as they walked to the back of the room to where the bedroom was and was shocked to see tsume throwing knives at the wolf and their grandmother who was in a rocking chair watching her throw the knives and clapping when the knife almost hit the wolf and the wolf was stuck to the wall by a big bottle of gorilla glue
Tsuki: Tsume what the hell ?!
Tsume: Oh hi guys, grandmother came up with a cool new game called stab the target. pretty much you just have to stand on the end of the room and throw the daggers at the wolf if you hit his stomach you win if you hit the brain that's 20 more points
Tsuki: Cool let me try!
Silver:... You!
Silver said angrily as he stomps his way up to the grandmother
Silver: you are packing your shit and you are coming to live with us, I don't want to hear it I don't want to hear a word about it when we get to mom, all I'm going to say is pack your stuff and let's go we are not making another trip like this just cause you're ill doesn't mean she has the right to send three kids on a wild goose chase into the woods to save an old lady !
Grandma: Well silver, I been thinking and you are right, of course, I will move in with you
Silver: damn right you're going to move in with us!
The 3 kids helped the grandmother pack her stuff and they were on their way back home. as they got away a great 13 miles silver click a button which sends off a big explosion making all of them stopped and turned around to look at him only for him to be whistling and looking around, they all shook it off and knew exactly what he did and continue on their way and they lived happily ever after the end
