Dear Diary,
I have learned a valuable lesson over the last few days, much to my jargon.
"Be careful what you wish for" and how true that statement is. "Because you might just get it."
I don't know where I've heard it, I just know I have, constantly. Odds are pretty good it was in a movie somewhere, I've just seen too many to know which one.
Odd, isn't it? How we can just pull information or some random fact from somewhere, seemingly out of thin air. Though to be fair 'fact' is an opinionated term and can easily be argued. ... that and if we can remember it correctly. ...such is life, one big bloody pretzel as Steward likes to call it, thought that was about 'time' and not life, but hey it works for that too!
So THERE! XP
How the fucking hell did my life turn into a pretzel?! I mean sure I wished for adventure, but ... I didn't mean Literally! O.O'
Okay fine I did... but still. Its not like I thought this could happen... who knew a wish could lead to events turning you into a witch? Now I have to go to a new school. And I don't mean a 'new' school I mean a New New School, weird I know, but I really mean it. Like Really, Really mean it. And I swear its like High School all over again, but with magic.
High School, what a time That was. At least I was one of the lucky ones. I knew at least one person in every group, but now I'm fucking screwed! I have no one to nod or say hello to (its amazing how just knowing people through elementary and middle school can get you by the social structures of high school) being the new kid, or well one of them, is going to suck balls! Merlin's balls... god I really need to get this right, its hard enough getting a British accent, though admittingly that was a fun experience especially the way my new parents gave me an odd look when I said 'bathroom' instead of loo or laboratory.
~ sorry, couldn't stop my snicker there. Like Really, who calls the bathroom a laboratory? If they do that in Hogwarts won't that cause a massive confusion and a really pissed off Snape? I smurf that, big time. ...Or was that a German term , Oh well.
And speaking of Snape, its like OMFG its Snape! Like ...super famous and stuff, Snape! I just really wish I could remember where else I've seen him, I'm like 20% sure (okay maybe more, I'm still in debate!) he's the bad guy in Die Hard, bloody awesome scenes too. Though I know he was the robot in Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, but that was a dull role. I know there was more, LOADS more and it sucks I can't check.
And once again back to my dilemma, out with my old life and onto a new one.
I don't know if I'm ready to go to Hogwarts. Hell, I don't even know if I want to go. I'm not a witch, well at least I wasn't before.
On another note, another lesson learned.
Do NOT under ANY circumstance ...go to bed with your windows open. THOSE DAMN EYES DON"T FUCK'N BLINK! I mean Sure it brought my letter, but Damn it! I need my throat, thank you very much. Shut up I know you're laughing! I've never had a bird on my chest before! What the hell was I supposed to do? Kiss the damn thing?!
*sigh* what ever. I give up. You can laugh.
...Maybe I should give up the other thing to and just be a witch, I mean it does come with perks. What kind of kid hasn't dreamed of magic? I know I have, just, not like this. Mine was more power and RPG magic than wand waving. I mean how stupid is it to rely on a wand? It helps don't get me wrong, but there's just too much reliance on the wand, EVERYONE has a wand and can't do magic if it gets stolen and/ or broken. Its like the other kids who depend on calculators instead of their brains, its ment to help not hinder, but maybe I'm jut talking out of my ass.
That and the wand maker was waaaaay to close for comfort. Like really, almost kneed the bastard he was too close. That jerk.
Well anyway, nearing the end of the page, fun. What do you think? Should I write a Page a day to keep my mind at bay? Yeah, I know its corny, but to be honest... this helps at least a little bit. Its not everyday you get introduced to new worlds.
Thanks a lot you've really helped.
Sincerely,
Harmony Tauris
P.S. What the hell is the bloody year, cause depending on the year, shits really about to go down, I'd say fan, but Mythbusters proved otherwise.
As Harmony, previously known as Zoe Knight, set down her pencil and closed her new diary she failed to notice the letters crumbling into the diary and out of site for one other to see.
