Disclaimer: I'm too young to be Rowling, so Harry Potter sadly cannot be mine…

List of names:

The Black King: Voldemort – who else?

The White King: Dumbledore

Petunia (oldest sibling), also known as: Caspet

Ris (the second oldest brother and older twin- the nice twin), also known as: Rissy-Ris-Ris or sometimes SOB-story, drama-queen and Severus Snape

Rus (third oldest and younger twin – the evil twin), also known as: Severus Snape or P.T.

Res (youngest sibling), also known as: R.A. Is listed as dead since 1979.

Now on with the story:

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LETTERS UNTIL HALLOWE'EN

sSs

Hogwarts

Some time shortly after the first flying lesson.

A Letter to Aunt Petunia and the result

Dear Aunt Petunia,

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

I made the Quidditch team! And it was all Malfoy's fault! (Insert evil laughter here hahaha)

Neville had an accident in flying lesson and hurt himself. When Madam Huge brought him to the infirmary, he left his Remembrall on the grass and Malfoy picked it up and decided to hide it, so I had to act. (Gryffindor, remember?)

So I decided to act the way I should as a Gryffindor and jumped on my broom to get the Remembrall back.

Well… maybe Madam Huge said something about not flying unless we want to get expelled from Hogwarts… or something like that… you know, the stuff a typical Gryffindor ever ignores – so can you fault me if I did, too?

Anyway. McGonagall saw me flying and instead of having to go home I was invited to the Gryffindor Quidditch team as the Seeker.

I know from Oliver Wood (my team-captain) that McGonagall wrote you about your permission to let me enter in the team or something like that and that you said yes, so: thank you, thank you, thank you!

I don't know what exactly McGonagall told you so I thought I write to you what exactly happened that resulted in me getting into the team!

And don't worry. I won't complain about playing on a school broom. I am not an idiot (and I just play the Gryffindor…)

I know I can't have a new broom from you because you dislike magic and would never buy me something like that but just that you said 'yes' to Quidditch is awesome!

I can't wait to play my first match! Even if it is on a school broom, I do not care.

I AM on the QUDDITCH team!

So…

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Your exited nephew

Harry

SsSsSsSsSs

To the miscreant,

A reason why Harry is thanking ME about being in the Quidditch team?!

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

I do not know why he's thanking you. He should be thanking me. I heard about Harry and Quidditch from Minerva and decided Harry needed some time to play like every child. Quidditch seemed to be as good as anything to archive that.

Your brother

R-s

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Unfortunately there was a smudged letter in the signature that normally made the difference between 'Ris' and 'Rus'. Not that the one who received the letter cared…

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Hallowe'en night

After the troll incident.

A Letter to Caspet and the discussion afterwards

Caspet,

I'm not sure how to tell you, but I guess our nephew is more of a Gryffindor than we knew. (Added to that sentence was another one, written in purple and squashed between one line and the next in a different but similar handwriting: 'He's exactly like he should be!')Tonight we had an unfortunate event in the castle. (Again added to that in between the lines in purple was: 'That's one way to call it…') It seems someone thought it interesting to lead a troll inside the castle (the word 'interesting' had been thickly underlined in purple).

Quirrell alerted us to the troll in the dungeons in the middle of the feast and The White King sent the students back in the common rooms ('Moron!' was written next to that sentence in purple). Luckily I'm a twin ('even if you're the less awesome one' the purple writing proclaimed), the White King might have killed someone with his order… ('definitely the Slytherins… or the Hufflepuffs… or everybody else…' the purple hand added.)

S.O. (the word was crossed out and replaced by a purple 'Rissy-Ris-Ris')led the students to safety and I went after The Might-Be Black King – and yes, I am quite serious (again the last word had been crossed out and corrected to 'sirius') about that one. It's still a guess but a good one. Give the information to R.A. and tell him to have a look ('he has nothing to do, anyway' the purple writing proclaimed).

Back to the point: I was able to stop The Might-Be Black King, but meanwhile your nephew decided to go troll hunting (this time the purple added: 'Go, H.J., go!'). I am sorry that neither I nor S.O. (the two letters had been replaced by 'Rissy-Ris-Ris') were able to stop him. ('not that I would have. He was told to act like a Gryff after all' the purple hand wrote.)

P.T.

(Added to the letter was another sentence written in the same handwriting that had done the corrections within the text:) And Rissy-Ris-Ris. I had to correct some mistakes my brother made.

SsSsSsSsSs

Ris,

Kindly keep your fingers from my letters. If I find you've corrected me again I might be inclined to use you as a part of my trial potions.

P.T.

SsSsSsSsSs

Request denied.

You wouldn't dare to use me as potion ingredients. I would destroy every potion you try to make if parts of me would be added.

Rissy-Ris-Ris (this time the name beneath the letter had been crossed out and replaced by 'S.O.'. Then the corrected letter had been left for Ris to find.)

SsSsSsSsSs

Why?!

Rissy-Ris-Ris (again the name had been corrected to 'S.O.' before the letter had been left for Ris to see. On the same parchment had also been added another text beneath the original one:)

Why? Revenge, my dear brother.

P.T.

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The morning after Hallowe'en

Some time shortly after breakfast.

A Letter to Harry and the results

HARRY JAMES POTTER!

What were you thinking?! A TROLL?! And you jump on his back to stick you WAND in his NOSE?! Are you INSANE?! I did not raise you like that! Or do those Gryffindor rub off on you, young man?! If I was able to write you a Howler your ears would still ring on Christmas! You are grounded, young man! No leaving the common room except for classes, library and eating! NO Quidditch! No doing anything for the next two weeks except of learning and sleeping – do you understand me?!

And if you don't follow my rules I will ground you the whole summer – and I will find out if you don't follow them, I swear.

Oh… and you have detention. You know where. DO. NOT. EVEN. THINK. ABOUT. COMPLAINING!
Your Aunt Petunia

SsSsSsSsSs

Perseus Tobias,

Please be notified that one Harry James Potter will report to you for detention (at least three weeks) every afternoon starting tomorrow.

Your sister

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

You know I have other things to do…

P.T.

SsSsSsSsSs

You're a twin. Stop complaining.

C.P.

P.S.: No, Ris will not take over Harry's detention! Harry would not feel like being punished if Ris would do it.

SsSsSsSsSs

You're not fair, Caspet. I definitely would look after Harry in detention…

Your brother

S.O.

SsSsSsSsSs

No reading post that does not belong to you, Ris!

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

Sorry.

S.O.

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"Hey, let's go out and visit Hagird!"

"Er… better not," Harry answered.

Ron stared at Harry.

"You're strange since Hallowe'en," he said. "You do not play with us anymore. You just do homework or learn. What has gotten into you?!"

"Nothing, Ron."

"Then let's go to Hagird!"

"Tomorrow, Ron," Harry said. Tomorrow his two weeks would be up and he finally was not grounded anymore.

Ron stared at him.

"All right. Tomorrow then," he finally gave in.

Harry instead looked at his watch and stood up and gathered his work.

"What are you doing, Harry?"

"I have to go," Harry answered his 'best' friend.

"Hu? Where to?"

"Snape. Detention," Harry answered shortly.

"Hu? When did you get that detention?!"

"Two weeks ago," Harry answered. "I still have a week left."

"Hu?! When did you get three weeks worth of detention?! I cannot remember…"

"You weren't there when I got it," Harry answered and left the common room. He would never be able to tell Ron how he had gotten that detention…

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That's it for today. 'Till next time.