Disclaimer: I'm too young to be Rowling, so Harry Potter sadly cannot be mine…

List of names:

Harry (James) Potter, also known as 'H.J.'

The Black King: Voldemort – who else?

The White King: Dumbledore

Petunia (oldest sibling), also known as: Caspet or C.P.

Ris (the second oldest brother and older (nice) twin; Metamorphmagus;), also known as: Rissy-Ris-Ris or sometimes SOB-story, drama-queen, (Severus Snape) or S.O. from Sirius O.

Rus (third oldest and younger (evil) twin; Potion's Master; Metamorphmagus;), also known as: Severus Snape or P.T. from Perseus Tobias

Res (youngest sibling; Unspeakable), also known as: R.A. from Regulus A. Is listed as dead since 1979.

Now on with the story:

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LETTERS UNTIL THE END OF THE YEAR

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Hogwarts

Some time shortly before Harry went after the Philosopher's Stone

A Letter to the uncles and the result

Uncles!

Can't go to you. Ron and Hermione think that Quirrell (I mean you) is after the stone. We went to McGonagall but she refused to listen. Ron and Hermione are determined to go by themselves. I've to go with them, shield them.

Hurry! Need help!

H.J.

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Rus!

Harry went after the stone! Am on the way to help.

Tell C.P. and R.A.!

S.O.

SsSsSsSsSs

C.P./R.A.

Black King made move. S.O. going after him.

H.J. was involved. Am on the way to aid.

P.T.

SsSsSsSsSs

P.T.

Status?

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

Rus!

Status?

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

Perseus!

Status?!

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

C.P.

Anything from P.T. or S.O.?

R.A.

SsSsSsSsSs

R.A.

Nothing.

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

PERSEUS TOBIAS EVANS-PRINCE!

Status?!

C.P.

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C.P./R.A.

Status: alright. H.J. will be ok. Cover not blown, got out before The White King came in. H.J.'s shield held. More later.

P.T.

P.S.: S.O. hurt but ok. He strengthened the shield around Harry.

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C.P./R.A.

Report: Quirrell was possessed by The Black King. H.J.'s friends decided to stop them. H.J. followed or got dragged into it. I was in time to strengthen the ward he's wearing. Took me out. P.T. came in time to see The Black King leave. He was fast enough to hide me before The White King came. Cover by us both still intact.

Rissy-Ris-Ris

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Shortly after the message was sent, Rus returned to his rooms, just to find his twin passed out on the floor.

"Dunderhead," he exclaimed. Then he sighed and picked up his twin to carry him back to his room. "You moronic dunderhead!" The words were said without any heat, because he still felt the echo of the fear that had gripped his heart when he had entered the chamber the Philosopher's Stone was kept. When he had entered the chamber, the first thing he had seen was his nephew and brother lying on the floor, unmoving.

His first thought was that they were dead.

Like his parents – killed by either the light or the dark side of the war. He still remembered finding Caspet clinging to their mother. His father Marius Evans, a by Muggles adopted squib, had died to protect his injured witch wife. His mother Eileen Evans, born Prince, had bled to death right next to his father.

They had died and he had been too late to save them.

Like James, when he found him.

Like his little sister Lily.

Like so many others he had seen.

He had never been so glad when he had seen his brother breathing like in that moment.

And still, when Albus Dumbledore had entered the chamber, Rus had been hard pressed not to simply go over and kill the man, instead of simply hiding himself and his twin.

Dumbledore would pay for this. Rus would not rest until he had at least a tiny bit of revenge.

So when he had his brother tucked in bed, he started to plot.

He had a prank to plan. Or two, or three… (vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx(vvv)xxx

Hogwarts

A day after Harry woke up in the hospital wing

Petunia's wrath, the first

Harry James Potter!

What were you thinking, going after Quirrell when you knew he was dangerous! YOU ARE GOUNDED! And don't come and tell me you had to because you are a "Gryffindor"! You and I know you aren't and you and I also know that being a Gryffindor doesn't mean to head into danger without any regard for your own life!

Report for a scolding and detention to Professor Snape's office tonight at 7 o'clock.

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

Yes, Aunt Petunia. I'm sorry, Aunt Petunia.

Harry

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"Severus," Albus Dumbledore said, frowning. "Care to explain why Mr. Potter has detention with you for the next fortnight?"

Rus frowned for a moment inwardly. He was definitely glad that he had absolute control over his mimic. Detention with Mr. Potter? He never handed out a detention to his nephew! So why…?

"He was cheeky again, Albus," he said stoically.

"Severus," Albus Dumbledore sighed. "The boy was in the hospital wing until yesterday. Can't you be for once a little bit more lenient?"

"No. Potter won't be treated special by me, Albus!"

Albus Dumbledore just frowned, but said nothing.

"Headmaster," Rus said finally and escaped. The headmaster said nothing and also did not follow him anymore. Good.

Now he just had to find out how Harry received detention with him without him or Ris handing it out…

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Hogwarts

A day after Harry woke up in the hospital wing

Petunia's wrath, the first

PERSEUS TOBIAS!

Where were you?! I told you to watch H.J.! This is the second time this year that he was in a life threatening situation because of you!

Oh, when I get my hands on you!

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

I was brewing! It was Ris' turn to watch him!

I didn't do anything – neither now nor back then! You've still got the wrong twin!

P.T.

SsSsSsSsSs

Rus

Sorry (at least a bit)

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

Ris

YOU ARE DEAD!

Sincerely

C.P.

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From one moment to the other, just one twin was living in the dungeons of Hogwarts, instead of the normal two. The other vanished without a trace – regretfully not because a certain irritated aunt of one Harry Potter go her hands on the missing twin…

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Sirius Orion!

If you dare to escape my wrath I will teach Harry how to gut a dog and how to use it as potion ingredients. I am sure your twin will be able to use your organs in one of his experiments.

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

Perseus Tobias!

If your brother escapes before I got my hands on him, I WILL take it out on you!

Kindly guard him for me.

C.P.

SsSsSsSsSs

Caspet

I wouldn't dare to escape your wrath. I would be (even) dead(er) if I tried and you caught up with me. And I know you would. You always do. So, kindly take back your order to my brother.

Rissy-Ris-Ris

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Ris!

Hands off the letters written to me! You have no right to read those!

If you ever do it again…

P.T.

SsSsSsSsSs

Yeah, potion ingredients, made of my hide, I know.

Sorry.

Ris

SsSsSsSsSs

You would make every potion that you were added to, poisonous or explosive. No, I would use you as a test person for my students' potions.

P.T.

SsSsSsSsSs

I'll be good! I'll be good!

Ris

SsSsSsSsSs

Stop sending letters that have nothing important in it. I don't need to read your rambling, I hear it often enough.

P.T.

SsSsSsSsSs

Sorry.

Rissy-Ris-Ris

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Ris would never know that Rus had kept every letter that he had ever written. Ris' letters were no special case for Rus. Rus also kept every letter of his two sisters, his nephews and his baby brother. There was just one thing that let Rus snap at Ris to stop sending non-saying letters: Rus simply had not enough space to archive all the letters if Ris kept on rambling.

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That's it for today. 'Till next time.