Chapter 6: Haru vs the legal system, A brothers inferiority complex.
Haru awoke to the sound of someone furiously knocking on the door. He rolled over "Chumley what time is it?" he grumbled. The boy on the top bunk muttered something under his breath before replying.
"7:00 A.M"
"Who in their right mind is up this god damn early?" Haru asked.
"I don't know but they're really freaking persistent" Syrus chimed in now awake. The knocking on the door started to become harder and more frequent.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!" Haru yelled pushing himself up from the bed and making his way towards the door "YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION, THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT!"
He pushed open the door to find a black haired woman in an unfamiliar uniform wearing a pair of sunglasses.
"Mr. Yoshida?" the woman asked taking her shades off to give him a blank stare.
"Yeah?" Haru questioned " Who's asking?"
The woman glared at him clearly unintimidated by the Kaiju Duelist's height. " Campus security, I have a warrant to bring you in to be questioned". She peered over his shoulder to see Syrus roll over to look at the door "And that is Syrus Truesdale is it not? He will be coming as well".
Haru blinked a couple times taking the information in "Your arresting us?"
"That is correct" the woman replied.
"Wow i just assumed everything on this island was determined by a trading card game" Haru smirked. He turned "Hey Syrus the Academy police are here to take us in, you'd better get dressed"
Syrus muttered something under his breath before fishing some clothes out from beneath the bed and putting them on, lastly throwing on his dorm jacket.
"Will you be changing as well ?" The security woman asked giving him the once over.
"Nah i'm good let me go get my jacket" Haru smiled pulling his jacket off a nearby hook "This shouldn't take too long anyway". He walked out the door followed soon after by Syrus "Chumley you're in charge."
"Yeah sure have fun" Chumley grumbled.
Haru looked over the railing of the second floor to see six more people in green Jackets flanking a convoy truck.
"They really went all out" Syrus sighed sleepily " You'd think we were the two most dangerous people on campus"
"I fancy myself pretty dangerous" Haru smirked "You on the other hand I don't see it"
"Thank you for coming with us peacefully boys, I wouldn't have wanted this to get ugly.
"Or what? You would have had to duel us?" Haru asked mockingly.
"Just get in the truck" She growled pointing towards the open back seat.
"Yes mam" Haru saluted jumping in the back seat.
"I'm sorry about him" Syrus told her "He's always like this"
"Suspension?" Syrus cried.
"That's what I suggest" the Security woman replied. "You two trespassed into the Abandoned dorm in the woods, that is strictly forbidden, and we have received an anonymous letter from a faculty member backing it up. You two must be punished as an example to the other students"
"Hold up" Haru said raising a finger "Why the hell is he here?". The slifer pointed to Crowler who was sitting in on the meeting along with Chancellor Sheppard.
"Professor Crowler has been asked to sit in representing the teachers" The security woman said.
"Really?" Haru rubbed his eyes "So you pick the head of the dorm that I beat to get onto this island in the first place?"
Crowler smiled innocently "I have no idea what you're talking about my boy, you beat me fair and square and I've come to accept it"
"You need to work on your acting teach" Haru deadpanned turning back to the other people in the room. "May I see this anonymous note at least?"
"I don't think….." the security woman began.
"I don't see why not" Chancellor Sheppard smiled pulling a piece of paper from within his jacket and handing it to Haru.
"Haru what are you doing?" Syrus asked as his companion unfolded the paper.
"Something doesn't sit right with me" Haru whispered pulling out another familiar looking envelope.
"Recognize this?" He asked
"The love letter? Why do you still have that" Syrus gasped. Off to the side Crowler's eyes began to bug out realizing what they were doing
"Because I had a hunch" Haru said holding the two letters side by side.
"May I ask what you're doing " Sheppard asked politely watching them.
"Chancellor I believe we have been set up" The boy explained "These two letters are written in the exact same handwriting". He handed the Chancellor both of the papers, and the older man began to read.
"While I do agree that the writers of these notes are more than likely the same, I don't see how this has anything to do with the current situation"
"Syrus here got that note a week ago, from someone pretending to be Alexis. We asked her about it and she said she had no idea what we were talking about "
"So this same person tried to get you to trespass at the girls dorm as well?" Sheppard asked.
"I think he's just trying to distract us from the matter at hand chancellor" The security woman told him.
"If you're so gung ho about proving me guilty I can call my lawyer" He looked her dead in the eye.
"A lawyer? We don't have any of those on the island" She replied calmly
"Oh, I've had bastion reading up on the law books, and I have him on speed dial if you would like me to prove you wrong"
"That won't be necessary" she smiled.
"If I may interject, perhaps we can settle this without all this hassle" Crowler spoke up.
"Oh?" Syrus and Haru asked in unison.
"A tag duel to determine if you two can stay. We will pick your opponents" Crowler smiled.
"And here we go thinking we can settle this with a card game" Haru remarked.
"You know you've been nothing but hostile during this whole meeting" Crowler said acting offended.
"Well if you hadn't sent your watchdogs to get me up at 7 in the morning I would have had time to drink my morning coffee" Haru growled.
"I think it's a splendid idea." Sheppard interrupted "It would make a great spectacle for all the students here. Two of their fellow students participating in a duel for the fate of their lives on the island.
"Oh joy" Haru rolled his eyes.
"The chancellor has spoken." The head of security declared "The duel shall take place in a couple days."
The three adults got up from their chairs and made their way towards the exit. As Crowler who was leading up the back passed, Haru noticed something.
"Hold on professor"
"What is it?" Crowler asked.
"Thats a nice shade of red lipstick you have there, must have been expensive"
"Why yes, it was."
"It almost reminds me of the lip marks on this envelope" Haru held up the love letter.
Crowler let out an internal scream but managed to play it cool. " It's probably just a coincidence".
"Yeah that's what I thought to" Haru said skeptically. "You have a nice day professor"
"What was that about?" Syrus asked as they watched the head if the blue dorm leave..
"Ill tell you later, need to meet Bastion outside Sheppard's office"
Later on, Chumley found himself in the chancellor's office after being briefed about Syrus, and Haru's current predicament.
"You wanted to see me Chumley?"
The older slifer boy nodded standing front of Sheppard's desk, "Yeah. Look I was at the abandoned dorm too. I should be the one to duel with Haru."
"No it should be me"
The Slifer turned to see Alexis walk up next to him, the automatic door to the office closing behind her.
"They were only there to help me out sir, so it's really my fault they were there"
"That's bogus" Chumley interjected " It's totally my fault. I was the one who led them to the abandoned dorm, I want to check to see if the rumors of the abandoned cafeteria were true."
"Fat chance Chumley," Alexis said giving the chancellor a slight bow "Please chancellor let me be Haru's partner"
Sheppard smiled at the two of them, the boys had some good friends but he still needed to keep some authority. "I'm sorry but the decision is final Haru and Syrus will be tag partners in the expulsion duel. Im sure they will do just fine"
Chumley and Alexis looked at each other, both thinking about how difficult it would be for Syrus. This was going to be a difficult duel.
"So what did he say?" Syrus asked latching on to Chumley's cufflinks as soon as he exited the office.
"Did he say yes? Syrus sobbed "Please say he said yes, if I'm Haru's partner we will definitely both get expelled."
"Don't worry about it short stuff" Haru said passively "You and I have this". He had taken up a position next to Bastion on the floor a metal suitcase opened in front of them.
"Why are you here Bastion?" Alexis asked eyebrow raised.
"Haru asked me for my legal expertise, so I came as soon as I could" the Ra explained.
"Wait, legal expertise? You're only fifteen."
"You'd be surprised what this brain can memorize when I put it to work," Bastion told her tapping his forehead.
Chumley shrugged "Alexis and I couldn't get him to change his mind anyway"
"Thanks for the effort guys but I don't think we need it" Haru stood up and put his arm around Syrus's head. "You know why?".
"No, why?" Syrus asked.
"Because we are going to kick ass and take names during this tag duel, and prove to Crowler that they can't get rid of us that easy."
"I wish I had your confidence" Syrus sighed.
"Haru can I talk to you for a moment?" Alexis asked.
"Yeah sure" Haru nodded releasing Syrus from his grasp. The two moved a short distance away before speaking.
"Why did you insist on helping me find my brother?" she asked.
"To be honest it kinda brought up some memories I've been trying to repress" Haru sighed "a long time ago someone I knew and cared about went missing"
"I'm sorry I didn't know" Alexis gasped
"How would you, I was Seven or Eight at the time. The point here is your brother may still be out there, so if I can help you find him then I can at least put some of the guilt I have to the wind"
"You two aren't getting all awkward over here are you" Syrus asked creeping up behind them.
"My Best friend ladies and Gentlemen" Haru announced turning to face him.
"Well excuse me" Syrus said.
"Yes excuse us" Haru gave Alexis a little bow "My friend and I have a duel we must prepare for"
"Prepare?" Syrus questioned.
"You and I are going to have a little duel to get us ready for our future trial"
"great" Syrus sighed.
Eiji followed Alexis as soon as he had been informed of the situation. As they passed the Slifer dorm they saw Chumley peering over the edge of the nearby cliff.
"Hey Chumley" Eiji greeted as they stopped beside him.
Chumley turned "Oh hey guys"
"Did they start the duel yet?" Eiji asked before looking down were Chumley had been looking earlier.
"Nope they're almost done setting up" The boy replied.
"Sweet"
Chumley looked down at Haru and Syrus standing opposite each other below. "Alright guys, this is just practice for your tag-duel coming up, so go easy on each other" he called.
Eiji noticed the grin on Haru's face "I don't think going easy is in Haru's vocabulary. That may not be good for Syrus"
"Nonsense" Alexis chimed in "If anything it's a good thing"
"How do you figure?" the obelisk boy asked.
"If you think about it, Dr. Crowler is probably picking the candidates for their opponents. He has high standards so i doubt they will be pushovers. They both need to be at their best, or they'll be expelled….."
"Alright Syrus give me all you have, and have some fun while you're at it" Haru inserted his deck and activated his duel disk.
"Yeah….. fun… sure, whatever. Might as well have some fun before we fail and get kicked out of here…"
"What was that?"
"oh….. uh nothing!"
"Then let's get this show on the road"
Syrus sighed again, "Yeah yeah…. Lets duel…."
H:4000
S:4000
Drawing his hand Haru smiled "I hope you're ready Syrus" he drew for turn, "Alright". "While I control no monsters I can special summon Anti Kaiju Weapon Maser Cannon to my field." haru said as a metallic tank with a long arm ending in a satellite head appeared on his field.
Anti Kaiju Weapon Maser Cannon level 3 1500/1500
"Next comes an old friend of mine Kaiju Legend Minya" he continued as the googly eyed kaiju appeared next to the tank.
Kaiju Legend Minya LV:2 (1000/1000)
"Then i'll set a card and pass my turn. Your go!"
Syrus drew "let's see…" he looked at the card he had just drawn and grinned. 'Nice my Patroid has enough power to take down Minya'
"Looks like you got something good, you have a terrible poker face Syrus" Haru called.
Panicking, Syrus nodded "Yeah I think so, I summon Patroid in attack mode" a strange cartoon police car appeared complete with big eyes, and a police hat on its roof, its wheels sticking out like limbs.
Patroid level 4 (1200/1200) (5)
"When you summon Patroid I activate Maser's effect, your monster loses 100 attack for each levels difference between the two."
"So it loses 100 attack" Eiji commented
Patroid level 4 (1200-1100)
"Patroid attacks Minya, siren smasher!" syrus commanded as the cartoon police car charged siren ablaze with red light.
"Sorry Syrus I'm going to have to intervene" Haru informed him "My trap JSDF Heroic Sacrifice activates." A card depicting a soldier standing in front of Godzilla's foot with a rocket launcher pointed upward revealed itself. "now I can summon a JSDF token in defense mode and change the attack target to it" appearing next to Minya an older man in soldier fatigues took a knee and aimed his rocket launcher at the incoming attacker. The cartoon police car's wheels screeched as it delivered a blow with its front tires destroying the token.
"Aw man i should have known your face down was a trap" Syrus moaned.
"Duh" Chumley shook his head "Syrus walked right into that one."
"What's wrong with him?" Eiji asked.
"Yeah, I know he has more than enough cards to play" Alexis Added
"Dirt is amazing" Syrus began drawing on the ground behind him with a twig. "Isn't dirt neat Haru?"
"Don't you crack on me Syrus" Haru yelled "You just made a little mistake, it happens to everyone."
"Yeah my mistake was coming to this school"
Haru frowned "Now don't go all emo on me short stuff, if you had used Patroid's effect to reveal my face down you could have worked around it."
"Yeah I know i'm no good" Syrus looked away, "I don't deserve to be here"
"Good grief" Haru grumbled massaging his temples "That's not what i mean at all"
Syrus shook his head "I know Haru, I know you didn't mean it" Syrus set a card in his backrow and sighed. "It's just i feel like I'm weighing you down. But that doesn't matter, come at me with all you've got"
Haru smiled "You're right little buddy, I almost forgot we were opponents. I should start acting like it". Haru drew his next card "I activate the field spell Kaiju Sighting: Kitamatsu Mine. Now once per turn I can mill two cards from the top of my deck and then special summon a Meganulon token " sending the top two cards of his deck to the graveyard, haru then pointed towards the monster zone next to Minya as a giant crawling insect appeared.
Meganulon token (500/500)
"Yay," Syrus grumbled. "More monsters"
"Thats right, but it won't be sticking around for long because i'm activating Minya's effect. By tributing Meganulon it can attack you directly". The small kaiju stiffened before letting loose a ring of smoke that engulfed Syrus.
S:4000- 3500
"And now my Maser Cannon will attack your patroid " Haru commanded "Ready? Aim! FIRE" the small cannon's satellite dish began to glow blue before letting loose a beam of blue light shattering the cartoon police car into pieces. Syrus flew backwards skidding through the dirt.
S:3500-3100
"And finally I'll set a facedown, thats my turn." Haru placed a card into his disk and the cannon returned to its stationary position.
Syrus sat up a smile on his face "Can I crack up now? You managed to nail me on both our turns. There's no way I can win"
"Of course you can win syrus" Alexis called down to him "you just have to believe in yourself"
"Thats right Syrus" Eiji agreed "Just trust in your deck and remember your combos. Your monsters are machines after all the must have something up their sleeve"
"I mean that's the first thing they teach you in freshman dueling class, I should know i've taken it twice!" Chumley yelled.
Syrus let the words sink in for a moment before pushing himself to his feet. "Their right I'm not dueling for myself anymore, in this case i'm dueling for Haru too. It's time I started acting like it"
"Go for it Syrus" Alexis cheered
"Yeah, believe in yourself" Chumley nodded
"You hear that Syrus? You have your own cheering section" Haru pointed out "Don't want to disappoint them now do you?"
Syrus nodded "Here goes nothing" he drew and looked at his hand. 'ok i don't have anything that i can deal a whole lot of damage with, so i'm going to have to go with a different strategy'. "I play the spell card pot of greed! This card allows me to draw two additional cards from my deck!" Syrus drew his next two cards.
"Huh?" Syrus gasped staring at the cards he had just drawn, one was Polymerization and the other was, 'Power Bond!'.
'He must have drawn something good' Haru mused. 'I wonder what it is…'
"Power Bond is like Polymerization…. Only better" Syrus whispered "if I can bring out a machine fusion monster with it I can deal some serious damage. When a machine monster is fusion summoned with it its attack is doubled". As he looked at the card he heard a familiar voice in his head.
"If I'd known you would misplay it, i would never have given it to you in the first place"
"Thats right" His shoulders slumped "My brother said I wasn't worthy of this card"
(Flashback)
"I'll never forget that day back in elementary school. I had finally worked up the nerve to challenge the school bully to a duel. It was my time to shine, i was going to be the hero and show him i wouldn't be pushed around."
Syrus:1500
Bully:1900
A younger syrus stood across from a taller boy outside their school building. The taller boy had a set card and Syrus controlled nothing.
"Alright you're going down" Syrus said drawing his next card. He smiled amazed at his current luck.
"Awesome Power Bond! The card my brother intrusted to me! I'm sure to win now!" He looked up at the bully confidently.
"Quit stalling pip-squeak! You're going to lose and we both know it so stop drawing out the inevitable" the bully yelled
"That's what you think pal" Syrus said confidently " But this duel is mine"
"Yeah right." The bully rolled his eyes. "The only thing that's going to be yours is a serious pounding after i'm done with you"
"Sorry but I'm not afraid of your threats anymore. Thats right I'm not afraid of you anymore. You know why?" he began to reveal his card "I activate…"
"Stop!" a voice shouted.
Syrus stopped at the sound of the voice falling down in shock. He sat back up and looked behind him "Who said that?".
A taller boy in a blue school uniform walked up behind him his longer blue hair flowing behind him. It was the younger version of his older brother.
"Zane?!"
His older brother walked past him and stopped in front of the bully, holding out a card. "This duel never happened, got it? Take this card and leave"
The bully laughed "Nice card… you have yourself a deal pal." He swiped the card out of Zane's hand and walked away shoving the card into his pants pocket.
"Why did you do that Zane?" Syrus asked picking himself out of the dirt. "That duel was all but in the bag after I drew the card you gave me"
"No it wasn't, And if I'd known you would play it wrong I would never have given it to you in the first place" Zane snapped.
"Misplay? I wasn't going to misplay it!"
"Yes, you were. This is the card he had set" he held up a card for syrus to see.
Syrus peered at the card recognizing it instantly "Spellbinding Circle!"
"Thats right" Zane shook his head "when activated this card stops your opponent's monster's attack and they can't change their battle position. So you would have attacked with a monster summoned with power bond, its' attack doubled. But this trap would have prevented you from attacking, and you would have taken damage at the end of your turn and lost."
He was right, and Syrus knew it. The boy lowered his head as tears began to form below his eyes.
"You weren't thinking Syrus….. You didn't take into account his set card or Power Bond's adverse effect. You may be able to use the card but there's a lot more to using it in an actual duel"
(End flashback)
"Just holding this card again gives me the chills" Syrus groaned as he looked down at the card in his hand "and what did he mean there's a lot more to using it in an actual duel?"
"Looks like Haru may actually lose this duel" Eiji said, noticing what cards Syrus had in hand.
"You ok over there little buddy?" Haru called.
Snapping out of his trance, syrus shook his head returning his gaze to haru. He put Power bond back in his hand and chose a different card. "From my hand I activate Polymerization to fuse Gyroid and Steamroid together to summon Steam Gyroid!"
"What is he doing?" Eiji asked shocked
Above them a great vortex appeared as a cartoony looking helicopter and a train with a similar look appeared before being sucked into the vortex. A moment later, a monster with the body of a train and the blades of a helicopter appeared from within the vortex.
Steam Gyroid level 6 (2200/1800)
"Now your monster loses 300 attack do to Maser's effect" Haru informed him.
Steam Gyroid (2200-1900)
"It doesn't matter because it's still more powerful than Minya, plus I'm activating Limiter Removal. Now Steam Gyroid's attack doubles"
Steam Gyroid (1900-3800)
"Allright Steam Gyroid time to get loco-motive!" Syrus commanded "Attack with Train Twister". Steam Gyroid rotated its' fan rapidly, creating a column of wind that curved upward before engulfing Minya. Soon after Steam Gyroid soared through the column and slammed into the tiny kaiju.
H:4000-700
Haru covered his face with his duel disk a small grin stretching from ear to ear as he stood his ground.
"Gotcha….. have enough you big lunk?" Syrus taunted.
Haru's shoulders began to shake as he began to laugh. "Have I had enough? You forget who you're talking to, I'm not satisfied until the duel is over". He pointed at Syrus's fusion monster. "And if I recall correctly your Steam Gyroid gets scrapped during the end phase, leaving you wide open. It was a nice display, but this is a real duel and I don't intend to go easy" Steam Gyroid shattered into tiny little pieces leaving Syrus wide open.
Haru drew for turn "First things first my field spell activates allowing me to special summon a Meganulon token by milling two" the large green bug appeared once again. "Here it comes, I tribute my token. Tyrant of the skys awake from your nest deep beneath the volcano, and rip asunder the world below with your mighty wing beats. Come forth Kaiju Legend Rodan!" A black shadow swooped down from the skies picking up the meganulon and disappearing with it in its talons. With a great screech a brown pteranodon with jagged teeth perched where the token once stood.
Kaiju legend Rodan level 6 (2300/2300)
"Maser Cannon attacks your life points directly" Haru commanded as the blue laser shot out again this time hitting Syrus directly.
S: 3100-1600
"And Rodan follows suit, Tyrant's Gale!" the Pteranodon began to flap its wings creating a great blast of wind, knocking syrus off his feet yet again.
S:1600-0
Syrus laid there on the ground unmoving. "Uh, Syrus?" Haru asked. "You ok buddy?" Syrus slowly sat up.
"Yeah, I'm ok" Syrus said with an obvious melancholy. As the others walked over to him, Eiji spoke up.
"Syrus, I saw you had Power Bond in your hand. Why didn't you use it? If you comboed it with Limiter Removal you would have won." Haru got an offended look on his face.
"Dude did you go easy on me? What the hell?" Syrus said nothing. "Syrus, is something wrong?"
"Everything's wrong" Syrus muttered. "I shouldn't even be here." Tears began to form at the corners of his eyes. "Zane was right. He was always right." The others looked at Syrus with sorrow at his clear depression, except a certain Kaiju specialist. He walked up to Syrus and slapped him. Hard.
"Don't give me that bullshit!" The others were gobsmacked at Haru's action, except of course Eiji, who facepalmed. "You do deserve to be here. You earned your place at this school half-pint, and I don't want to hear anything else."
"You don't understand!" Syrus exploded. "All my life Zane has always been the best, always been making me feel worthless. Whenever I tried to do anything, he would swoop in and take care of it, then lecture me about how I can't do it! Every time! But he was right, I can't do anything on my own. Every time I try, I freeze up and make stupid mistakes that any rookie would notice, and I get whooped. I'm useless at everything I do and all I'll do is drag you down and ruin your chances of staying." As Syrus ranted, tears streamed down his face. Once his rant dissolved into gasping sobs, Haru pulled him up and pulled him into a hug. Syrus's cries stopped as he realized what Haru was doing. "Haru?" Haru ended the hug and pulled back, his hands held firm on Syrus' shoulders as he looked him in the eyes.
"Listen Syrus, I'm not gonna lie and say I know exactly what you're going through. The closest thing I've ever had to a brother has been pretty awesome, when he's not being a stick in the mud. But you need to listen to me when I say this: Zane is full of horseshit. The reason you make mistakes is because you've never had the chance to make those mistakes. It's how you learn. You fuck up, you learn from how you fucked up, you don't fuck up the same way again. That's life. Trial and error. And maybe your brother just doesn't get it because he's always been the best, but what works for him won't work for you. You're two different people and just because he's good at dueling doesn't make him right." He took his hands off Syrus' shoulders. "Now, I want you to dry your eyes." Syrus wiped his tears off on his sleeves. "Here's what we're gonna do: First I'm gonna go knock some sense into a certain jackass I know, and then we're gonna train. We're gonna train until the only thoughts running through your head are how to turn your Roids into mechanical monstrosities of massive mayhem. And then we're gonna kick ass, take names and win that expulsion duel. Understand?"
"I guess so" Syrus said.
"I said do you understand!" Haru yelled.
"Sir yes sir!" Syrus replied, snapping into a salute.
"Good. Now, I want you to get into a stance. Like this." Haru moved so his legs were spread slightly, with both his arms flexed down by his waist. Syrus copied the pose. "Now I want you to crane your head to the skies and roar." Syrus gave him a skeptical look. "Just do it." Syrus turned towards the sky and gave off a small roar.
"Raaaaaah!" Syrus screamed. Haru smirked.
"Good first attempt, now it's my turn. Pay attention to my breathing." Haru breathed in deep and turned heavenward. As he did so, Eiji paled and turned towards Alexis and Chumley.
"Cover your ears."
"Why?" Alexis asked.
"Just do it." Eiji replied. Chumley and Alexis shrugged, but covered their ears, just in time for Haru to unleash a devastating roar that shook the trees.
"RAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Holy shit!" Syrus screamed as Haru roared. "Warn a guy before you do that! I like my hearing thank you very much." Haru smirked. 'Worked like a charm'
"Sorry," He said, shrugging. "I just thought with how short you were you wouldn't be able to hear it." Syrus growled at that.
"Why you!" He lunged at Haru, who dodged and ran away. As Syrus began to chase him around, Alexis turned to Eiji.
"That was sweet of Haru." she said. Eiji raised an eyebrow. "You and I both know that crack about Syrus' height was to get his mind off everything. That and his motivational speech, I never realized Haru could be so kind, in his own way." Eiji gave her a smile.
"Yeah, when he's not being an annoying pain in the ass, he can be a nice guy. He's always looking out for the little guy. Literally, in Syrus' case." Alexis chuckled slightly at that, before turning serious.
"By the way, did you hear that comment Haru made about "knocking some sense into a jackass"? You don't think he's going to challenge-" Before she could finish her sentence she was interrupted.
"A WET WILLIE? SERIOUSLY SYRUS ARE YOU 5?!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THE SHORT JOKES! OH GOD WAIT!"
"GUESS WHAT SYRUS? IT'S NOOGIE TIME!"
Eiji facepalmed as Chumley began to laugh.
"Idiots."
And another chapter done. I'm planning on introducing more characters after we get past the Expulsion duel arc so all of you who have been asking for SSSS, and non-toho kaiju stay tuned. A special thanks to Azure Dragon of the East for helping me find a place to find SSSS online I'll be starting it tomorrow. Thanks again for your support and I look forward to seeing you next week.
-Red
Q: Will the other kaiju forms debut?
A: I'm planning on it, Aztec 13 I think your SSSS idea is pretty good I'll try to work it in later in the first season
Q: did I make a Gilligan's Island reference?
A: Actually the story Haru told was an abridged version of the toho movie, MATANGO ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE that I was able to watch on Dramania.
