I walked up to Penelope and poked her cheek in the kitchen. She tried to bite me and I moved my hand away. "Dude, I need to talk to you about some… stuff" I said carefully.
"You're not pregnant are you?"
"Why the fuck does everyone think I'm pregnant?!" I snapped bitterly directing my heated gaze towards the two males in the apartment. "Do not, I repeat do not fuck up my apartment. This means you both, mostly referring to Deidara. However, I still mean both of you stay put and my place better still be standing when we get back."
"Hey, hmm!" An angry Deidara called out as I rudely ignored his protests.
"Penelope… Starbucks, be there 10 minutes stat.." I glare storming out of the apartment. I left a stunned Itachi and pissed off Deidara, I knew I was going to have to explain later. What a pain, as I arrived at our local Starbucks I sat in one of the outdoor patio chair sets when an aggravated Penelope walked up to me.
"How about telling me what the fuck was that? Like for reals, if I didn't know better I really would think you are pregnant." I shot her a glare in warning.
"Look, I know I'm not pregnant. I know this because I haven't had sex in over a year."
"Okay, Okay, I get it… geez, anyway Itachi and Deidara started battering questions at me like where you went and what was going on. I ended up snapping and told 'em to shut up, sit on the couch and I'd be back with you. Now what the fuck has your panties in a twist?" she asked me. I pursed my lips wondering how to ask her.
"How…" I started. "How would you like to live with the Akatsuki, like in their base? With me of course." I questioned/stated to her wincing slightly. I was afraid of rejection.
"Hmmm," She pondered for a minute drinking her favorite drink from the overly priced beverage store. "Why do I have a bad feeling about where this is going?" She asked me I just silently sipped my drink looking at my hands the entire time.
"I don't know?" I started softly and looked up from under my hair and eyelashes. "I just know that… Itachi wants me to go back… I agreed, but I really don't want to go without you. I mean I've been there before and was fine, well despite my few depression spells I had while I was out there. But you know." I looked towards the sky watching birds fly past us, wisps of clouds in the sky slowly floating by in the slight breeze.
"Sapherya…" Uh oh, she used my name. I sighed knowing that wasn't usually a good sign.
"I get it if you don't want to go…"
"Bitch who said I didn't want to fucking go?" She snapped back taking a long swig of her drink. I snapped my head up to look at the long brown haired girl in front of me. She rolled her eyes, "You really need to stop making such odd assumptions! For a few reasons such as:
I have nothing here for me except you. So where you go I go.
We are blood sisters for crying out loud! Again, where you go I go!
My favorite fucking person lives there and I can assist in possibly preventing their death.
Nine sexy ass men, not to mention they are all ninjas. Count me in!
Everyone here doesn't really care for me so I wouldn't be missed.
So again there is no reason for me to stay here, you're my only reason. We are best friends, we are blood sisters; from now till the moon falls from the sky; till the very last star burns out; we stay together no matter what." I smile as we both stand.
"Some of those reasons are the same thing. In any case I do however want to show the two idiots who are here at the moment a little bit of our world. Itachi already knows that I have a "few things" that I needed to do before we headed out to their world. I'm excited, but I wonder if we will ever get to come back, or if we will forever stay there." I added thoughtfully and solemnly. My idiot best friend and sister shrugs at me.
"Don't know, don't really care to know… but let's go back because they are probably freaking out and it's been about an hour." I nodded and walked with her back to our apartment. As soon as we walked into the apartment I was embraced in a hug. When the raven haired pulled away his hands rested on my shoulders he looked into my eyes searching for something. I rose a brow towards his notions.
"I don't know what your deal is but you're acting very weird… Are you okay?" I questioned him. He drew me in and kissed me passionately. I gasped and just stood there shocked. When he pulled away he smiled slightly.
"Please, don't wander off. It's dangerous." I paused letting everything sink in. When my brain processed it I burst out laughing.
"Itachi, what the hell…?" I questioned him and he looked confused. "True our world is dangerous, but in different ways than yours. I know my way around. I'm fine." I laughed again
"You're streets, they are polluted and the smell of death, more than our wars… That isn't good." Penelope and I sweat drop.
"Dude… Chillax, Sphere is good. Besides, I was with her." Penelope stated to us. Itachi was acting so out of character, it was slightly unnerving. "She's a fine dude…" Penelope sweat drops having enough of this weirdness. Penelope then proceeded to smack Itachi upside of the head. "Dude, release her before I release you." She warns him and finally he goes back to being emotionless bowing his head.
"Forgive me." He states and still stood near but was acting more like himself. I shook my head and sat back down on the couch.
"Whatever, we are going shopping later than tomorrow we shall go on adventures." She wanted to make sure that they had a taste of her world and a few last experiences before she left for what seemed like forever.
"What adventures hmm?" Deidara asked, curious. "More drinking games un?" He asked and Penelope started laughing.
"Oh god! I wish I could have seen you guys drunk! That would have been so funny!" She couldn't stop herself. I couldn't believe what I was hearing and shuddered.
"No true offence, Penz, but you're like the last person who should drink with them." she glared and pounced on me.
"Bitch please! You love me when we get drunk!" She chuckled, straddling my hips and I blushed.
"Offffffffff of meeeee" I whined trying to squirm away. Itachi's eyes flashed red, still untrusting to my friend. However, he soon calmed down and just watched us wrestle. Being an empath which I don't think they know about yet, I could feel him being tense and untrusting to everything around him. I could understand why since well it's more advanced here then it is there. "Bitch, I swear I'll cut you!" I whined and she finally jumped off me after groping me, I let out a sexual and annoyed groan at once. "Are you satisfied now that you've had your daily grope?" I asked, eyeing her.
"Nope!" she popped the "P" as she answered my unusual question. The guys look at me and then to Penelope and back at me.
"Bitch, You groped me and you haven't had enough?" I asked curiously.
"No you've been gone! for a freaking week, that means I missed 7 days of my daily grope sessions." I sighed and rolled my eyes, annoyed noticing that Itachi looked perplexed like he wasn't sure what to do.
"You good hun?" I asked gently, it seemed to snap him out of it because he nodded looking at me. I sweat drop since his reply was typical.
"Hn."
"Really dude? You couldn't come up with a better reply?" I asked him curiously, shaking my head I rolled my eyes and walked to the kitchen. I guess I might as well start on dinner.
It wasn't long before I set the table with four plates and bowls of rice. We were having teriyaki salmon with rice and seaweed salad. "Hey guys, dinner is ready so if you guys want food wash your hands and come sit down!" I called out waiting for the idgets to get their behinds into my dining area. I portioned the food out and set them in the respective spots before setting some chilled green tea out. It was hot outside so chilled tea was the best tea for right now.
"Sapherya." Mutters a sweet voice, as arms were wrapped around my waist and I felt my cheeks heat up once again. We were alone, so this was normal for him to show this kind of affection for me.
"Yes, Itachi?" I asked quizzically.
"You and your friend will be coming with us then?" He asked me to kiss my neck and that took everything in me not to squirm.
"Y-yes now you weirdo sit down before your food gets cold." I chuckled and sat at the head of the table as I always do. Penelope bounding in with Deidara on her heels. He was staring at her strangely and that made me smirk. "Penz, what did you do to break the bomber? They've only been here a day and he's already following you around ...?" I questioned my idiot friend.
"I have no clue, we were talking about his sexy mouth hands and what they could do. Plus how he takes care of his glorious luscious hard on ...I mean HAIR GOD DAMN IT! BITCH I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET!" I widened my eyes and began laughing hysterically.
"Hard on huh?" I laughed even harder before having a pen thrown at my head. "Yikes!" I dodge and smile sheepishly. "Okay, okay ...I yield…" She shot me the darkest glare ever. Like if looks could kill I'd be dead, ten fold and over. Deidara was raising an eyebrow to our antics.
"Well, I wouldn't judge if you wanted to fuck him… We all know we both had crushes on him when we were like 15… Then you had to like him more so that's when Sapphire just allowed you to date her brother, so like I ended up having to end up with a new crush. That's when I ultimately ended up with Itachi, because he was the only one who didn't piss me off." I laughed and Penelope chuckled along with me.
"Oh yeah!~ Dude fucking Sapphire was the best fucking person ever! Remember how we ended up meeting on a weird fanfiction site and we started randomly roleplaying? She randomly jumped off cliffs and you tried to save her."
"That's when she was all like, "Dude there's a trampoline down at the bottom! And like I think Sasori was my brother, and her crush and like, you and I both ended up liking Deidara." I laughed harder saying to Penelope as we recall old memories. I noticed Itachi glaring at Deidara.
"Hn." He moved a little closer to me and I rolled my eyes. Oh boy, the Uchiha is getting jealous. That is going to be interesting.
"Well anyway, finish your breakfast. We are going to go to Walmart so we can pick up some more food. Besides, my cat needs more litter." I rolled my eyes and finished my food and held my cup of tea in my hands.
