Skarmory and Bisharp's crippling porn addiction.
Chapter one: Arceus Academy
There was a clear blue sky outside and the pokemon were enjoying their lives. Except for two young pokemon lads, one named Skarmory and the other named Bisharp. Both in their rooms' fapping to porn. Bisharp's favorite being lopunny and Skarmory's favorite being Miltank, something about those bouncing utters violently turned him on.
"Ah man, Lopunny really knows how to do it huh?" says Bisharp.
"Nah Miltank is where it's at man," replied Skarmory.
"Bro what are you talking about, Lopunny has the perfect hourglass body" exclaimed Bisharp.
"Have you seen Miltank's utters, they're outstandingly, capaciously, voluptuously big" described Skarmory.
"Nah man, you need to have some weird fetish for that. How would that even work if you're a steel type and she's a normal type"
"What are you talking about it's the same thing with you and lopunny"
"I guess you're not wrong but at least we have the same body figure."
Knocking could be heard at the door as both the boys finish up their session.
"Damn just as we're finishing up too, go get that will you?" asks Skarmory.
"Yeah, yeah just put the Grip claw away, I'll clean it later it's kind of dirty"
The knocking continues on the door as Bisharp rushes to clean himself before finally opening the door. On the floor is an invitation to the University that both of them applied to in their senior year of high school. Dropped of by parliament of Noctowls.
"Yo, Skar, we actually got accepted" exclaimed Bisharp.
"Accepted to what?"
"What else? To Arceus Academy"
"Seriously?! No way we actually made it there, that's like one of the top schools in all of the regions. You think we'll be able to see Arceus when we get there?"
"Well he is the principal so it would make sense, still be pretty cool though. Could you imagine having all that power, especially being able to switch types he would be able to get with any pokemon he wants."
"That's what happens whet you're born a legendary pokemon, anyways I think we should get packing, it says we should be moving into the dorms in about a week"
"Really? Damn I guess we should've paid more attention to that. Jerking off all day is really starting to become a problem"
The two started making preparations to go Arceus Academy, a very prestigious school that these two were able to get into despite their bad habits of almost constantly jerking off. They would say goodbye to their families and head off on their new journey to see what lied ahead of them.
"Man I wonder what type of girls we'll see there" Wondered Skarmory.
"I bet there'll be all types of pokemon there. I wonder how many of them are into Bisharps"
"No way, Skarmory is where it's at"
"Dude, you don't even have an evolution"
"Don't get too full of yourself you only have o-" Skarmory gets cut off as he bumps into another pokemon that they failed to notice on the road.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry!" Bisharp and Skarmory heard a cuter and much smaller voice. "I'm so, so sorry please forgive me!" Bisharp and Skarmory looked down and to their surprise there was a Pikachu lying there trying to pick up her books.
"Dude, what the hell you totally just walked into that Pikachu!" Bisharp nervously exclaimed.
"Obviously, you don't have to tell me that! I'm sorry for being so clumsy I didn't even realize where I was walking. But for future reference maybe don't stand in the middle of the road, you know" Skarmory said half in jest.
"Yeah…"
"Oh uh, sorry I didn't mean to be rude, I was just uhh trying to uhh"
"Great job doofus, step aside" As Bisharp reached his hand out to Pikachu, his imaginary hair flowing in the wind. Pikachu looks up blushing as she sees her knight in dark armor. He smiles at her, their gazes locked on each other unable to look at anything else. "Sorry about my friend here" He says in the most suave tone of voice she's ever heard.
"Helloooo, anybody in there. Earth to Bisharp" Bisharp hears a voice in the distance.
"Yo, Bisharp!" The voice gets louder and it sounds an awful lot like- "Bisharp!"
"Woah, what happened? Where'd Pikachu go Skar?
"You told me to step aside then just stood there for a while"
"What're you talking about no I didn't"
"Then where did Pikachu go?"
"Uhh, where did she go?"
"She left, if you were paying attention which you clearly weren't. She went to Arceus Academy, we weren't paying attention but we can see from here."
"Wait she goes there too? Oh my Arceus, yes!"
"What, don't tell you think you have a chance at actually catching her right? You literally just stood there for a few seconds and scared her off. WHAT THE?! Bro why do you have a boner."
Bisharp quickly looked down and noticed that his 'member' was quite excited by what he was daydreaming about. He quickly rushed to hide it and went to the nearest bush he could find so that he could this sudden problem.
"Skar! Don't say that so loudly, other pokemon might hear."
"That's your fault for having an erection at a time like this."
"Ok and? You don't hear me telling everyone about your erection!"
"What the?! Why do I have one? And don't say that so loudly!"
"Are you boy's ok?" Both Bisharp and Skarmory jumped as a familiar voice spoke to them. Bisharp's mind started racing trying to figure out where he had heard this angelic voice before. Until it finally dawned on him, but there's no way she would be here right? Bisharp thinks to himself that there would be no way that she would be here but he recognizes the sound of that voice anywhere.
"Um no ma'am we're ok" Bisharp says nervously "I just seemed to drop something in this bush, oh looks like I found it c'mon then Skarmory we gotta go" The entire time Bisharp was trying to avoid facing the direction of the voice as he almost knew for sure who it was. Skarmory didn't respond as he was staring in awe. Bisharp finally decided to turn around to get Skarmory and as he did he was able to see whom the voice belonged to. And just as he thought the voice belonged to… Lopunny!
"Oh my Arceus" Lopunny blurted out slightly embarrassed as she noticed Bisharp's bulge. Bisharp quickly realizes what she was blushing about and grabs Skarmory by the sharp part of his head and dashes away towards the school until she was out of view. Bisharp kept running until they were able to find their dorm room and quickly shut the door. Bisharp, gasping for air, felt more embarrassed then that time his mother walked into him jerking off to interspecies porn. A great start the new school year.
