Never have I ever

Kisses asked for a oneshot of Emma, Snow, Regina and Red playing a game of "never have I ever". Since Snow and Red are so close, Red keeps aiming statements at her. The same goes with Regina to Emma. This leads the mother and daughter to find out more about each other than they necessarily wanted to. Warning that this is rated t+

Guest: I do understand your point. However, the majority of my requests I received during May Muses weren't for above part 3s. Also, if that is all this story came down to, I wouldn't want to write it any more. Continuing to hash out some of those miniseries was a bit soul destroying at times for me. It's just not the style of writing I'm good at.

"Please?" Red begged.

"I don't know." Snow said hesitantly. "You're already pretty hammered, Red…"

"All the more fun." Red said, giggling. Snow frowned. Drinking games and Red were rarely a good mix.

"When did drinking become about playing games? You bunch of children." Regina grumbled. She had only come out with them because Snow had pleaded with her citing 'family bonding'. Emma just shrugged. It might be fun.

"Aw Snow, don't be so gloomy!" Red said, flinging her arm around her best friend. "You used to be exciting. Show 'em how it's done. Watch, never have I ever…had sex in a throne room." Emma gasped in horror, Regina smirked and Snow just froze, turning scarlet. "Snow…" Red teased her. "You know the rules." Snow sighed, taking the slightest sip of her drink. Red sniggered.

"It's not funny." Snow complained. "Besides, it's no secret Charming and I are in love. Is it really that funny that I had sex with him on my throne?..."

"I beg you to stop." Emma cut in, rubbing her eyes. Regina rolled her eyes.

"Oh please Emma. You and Captain Guyliner are just as bad." She quipped. "Never have I ever been caught giving head behind Granny's." She added. Emma just about choked. Snow's face only got even redder. Red just about fell off her stool laughing. "Well?" Regina said. "No point in hiding it now." Emma rolled her eyes and brought her drink to her mouth. "While my parents were inside." Regina quickly added as Emma drank. Emma shot her a foul look.

"Really?" Snow said. "Outside?"

"We were feeling frisky and it would have been too obvious if we went home." Emma defended herself. "Who are you to talk, anyway? Never have I ever been caught by my grandson in the middle of the day!"

"We were just back from the Enchanted Forest!" Snow defended herself as she took a swig of her drink.

"Never have I ever had a castle evacuated because I screamed so loud when I came they thought we were under attack."

"Red!" Snow squeaked. Emma groaned, covering her face.

"Oh come on, Snow! Every child should know their conception story, surely." Emma just didn't know how to respond to that, neither did Snow. They were both going to be feeling worse for wear tomorrow, and not necessarily from hangovers.