Daisy, Luigi, and the Wiggler. (Sandy, Spongebob, and The Worm)
It is a peaceful night in the Mushroom Kingdom with the citizens sleeping in their cozy homes. Little did they know that the peaceful night was interrupted by the loud sounds of something burrowing underground. The burrowing creature ate a welcome to Toad Town sign before continuing on its quest.
Somewhere in town, a Toad dressed in police like attire is writing a ticket for a car that is illegally parked near a fire hydrant. The toad dropped his pencil and turned his back to pick it up when he heard rumbling noises. He turned back and saw that the car was gone. After several seconds, the toad moved the fire hydrant to a nearby car and wrote the ticket for that car before walking away whistling.
The unknown creature then headed straight towards the residence of The Mario Bros. The only resident there is Luigi as his brother Mario went on vacation with Princess Peach, Toadsworth, and a few others to Isle Delfino. Luigi heard the creature eat everything in the yard but tried to ignore it assuming it was just some squirrels. A louder munching noise woke him up and Luigi decided to take care of it himself.
"Lousy animals…" Luigi muttered. "Couldn't they do this during the day when I'm awake-?"
Luigi couldn't finish that sentence as he got a horrified look on his face. He stood still for a while even after the creature left, leaving behind a torn-up front yard.
*The Next Day*
It turns out Luigi wasn't the only one who got a visit from the creature. Once he arrived in Toad Town the next day, a large group gathered by a nearby fountain caught his attention. Familiar faces such as Yoshi and the Wario brothers were also there. Once he realized that everyone in the group is talking about the creature Luigi decided to join in to give his eyewitness description.
"I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ate everything!"
"That's horrible!" Yoshi said before he ate the whole bag of chips, and then the bag itself.
"It was an Ice Land...Bull...Wiggler!"
Everyone gasped in shock at the revelation. Normal Wigglers were relatively harmless (unless you got them mad) but this is the kind of Wiggler no one should ever cross.
"He ate my hammers!" A hammer brother shouted.
"He ate my children's homework!" A female toad said, not noticing her children winking and giving a thumbs up.
"Do I even need to say it?" A Koopa with a chunk of his shell bitten off shouted.
"How can we protect ourselves without Mario and the Princess?" A Green Toad said.
"I've got it!" Wario shouted. "How bout you all give me your money?"
The crowd threw things at him as they booed at him. Everyone started to suggest how to keep them safe from the Wiggler.
"We should lock our doors!" A Pianta suggested.
"We should call my grandson!" An elderly female goomba added.
"We should dig a moat!" A Toad who was wearing knight armor exclaimed.
"We should take Toad Town and push it somewhere else!" Yoshi suggested.
Everyone fell silent to Yoshi's suggestion until Waluigi spoke up.
"That idea may just be crazy enough...to get us all killed!"
Everyone then resumed fretting and arguing on what to do.
"Let's just go get someone to go after it!" A Lakitu finally suggested.
"Are you crazy?" Wario shouted. "Aside from Mario, there isn't anyone who's crazy enough to take on an Ice Land Bull Wiggler!"
Suddenly a screeching noise is heard causing everyone to cringe. Once the noise stopped everyone saw an old-looking Bob-omb with a white bushy mustache and a captain's hat.
"Is there a bathroom nearby here?" said the old Bob-omb.
"In that building over there," said a toad.
"Thanks!" The Bob-omb scurried away as everyone looks disappointed.
"I'll catch this Wiggler for ya."
Everyone turned about and happen to saw Princess Daisy leaning on a pole with a cowboy hat.
"That is if you're willing to pay," Daisy tipped her hat up.
"No!" Shouted Wario. "You'll never get a coin out of me! Never! I'd rather have that wiggler come here right now and eat you all alive!"
Everyone looked at Wario strangely for a few moments.
"Uh...sorry," Wario apologized after he calmed down.
Daisy gave a surprisingly good-natured laugh.
"Aw shucks. I don't want your money. I was just playing up the drama of the moment, that's all."
Wario then chuckled nervously before backing into the crowd. Daisy continue on speaking.
"Nope. I'm gonna take that spineless creature down for nothing because this is personal." Daisy then lifted her cowboy and threw it on the ground. "Look! My crown is gone!" Everyone gasped as they looked at Daisy's crownless head. "Darn pest must've got it while I had my back turned, the coward! I am gonna get back what's mine!"
Everyone cheered at Daisy's determination to rid them of the Bull Wiggler. Luigi on the other hand looked alarmed that she would do that. He knew she was tough, but he saw the Wiggler and he knew that Daisy wouldn't stand a chance. He then approached her to attempt to talk her out of it.
"But Daisy, you don't know what you're up against. We're talking about an Ice Land. Bull. Wiggler!"
"Well, I don't know anything about Ice Land, but take a look at these"
Daisy then got 2 pictures out from her pocket and showed them to Luigi.
"Back in Sarasaland I handled bulls, and I handled wigglers. As far as I know, doing both will be much easier. Now I'm gonna go kick me some wiggler butt!"
The crowd went wild as Daisy was heading towards the exit of the town but Luigi still didn't want her to go.
"But Daisy! You don't know!"
"Don't worry, Luigi, I won't be long."
Daisy then exited the town on her quest to stop the wiggler.
"Daisy wait!" Luigi yelled as he chased after her out of the town as well.
"Go get 'em Daisy! We're confident that you'll take the Wiggler down!" Waluigi shouted as the crowd cheer.
"Now what was that idea of yours, Yoshi?" Wario asked as soon Daisy and Luigi were out of sight
By the time Luigi caught up to Daisy, they both were quite a distance from Toad Town.
"Wait! Daisy!"
"Oh hey Luigi, you coming to watch me take care of the wiggler?"
"Daisy! Please don't go after that wiggler!"
"Why shouldn't I?"
"Daisy, I saw it. It's Big. Scary. And Yellow!"
"So is Wario, but I'm not afraid of him."
"You'll get massacred!"
"Luigi, I'm from Sarasaland. What you think is big and what I think is big are two totally different "big"s. Besides, he's got my crown. I can't let him get away with that."
Luigi realized that Daisy was fully determined to confront that wiggler. He then came up with an idea that might not work but he was desperate enough to try it.
"Ok um...What if the wiggler didn't take your crown?"
"If that lousy wiggler doesn't have my crown then who does?"
"Um...I do."
"You do? Where?"
"In my...pocket…"
Daisy chuckled. "Well then why didn't you say so? Give it here."
Luigi then hesitantly put his hand in his pocket and grabbed something. He then stretched his arm towards Daisy and he opened his which he had something that wasn't a crown.
"Uh, Luigi, that's a paper clip and a piece of string."
"No, it's not. This is your crown."
"Luigi!"
"How would you know! It's always on your head!" Luigi then got on his knees and wrapped his arms around her body. "Oh, don't go, don't go, don't go!"
Daisy pulled Luigi off of her. "Luigi, what is the matter with you? Now, I'm gonna go give that 14 legged rascal what-for, and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me!"
Daisy then resumed walked as Luigi stood up.
"Oh yeah! What if I said...'blargen fedibble no-hip'?"
"Well, that did slow me down a bit...BUT I'm still going."
As Daisy continued walk Luigi tried other ways to stop Daisy.
"You know, crowns are so overrated. Let's just go back home and forget about it."
That didn't work. Luigi decided to try something else.
"I got candy!", Luigi said but Daisy was still walking, "With nuts..."
Luigi then got another idea. He manages to get ahead of her and put on a mask that resembled her father, King Richard. As Daisy walked by Luigi then tried to impersonate him.
"Daisy! This is your father speaking, and I forbid you to go after this wiggler! You come back here, young lady!"
"Oh please, I know you're not my dad!"
Luigi had one more idea. He then noticed a power block and hit it. A fire flower came out of it and he touched and powered up. He wasn't gonna hurt Daisy but he wanted to scare her into not continuing. Once he catches up to her he then got in front of her.
"Daisy! If you want to get to that wiggler, you're gonna have to go through me!"
Daisy then hit a nearby power block and she got the invincibility star. Once she got it she touched Luigi which caused him to lose his firepower. The invincibility star then wears down as Daisy continued walking. Luigi had enough of this and in a final desperate act, he then grabbed her ankles.
"Daisy, no! I can't let you! I'm not gonna let you get killed. If you find him, you'll get eaten for sure!" Luigi cried.
"There ain't no way I'm gonna let some dumb old bug make a meal out of me! I'm too tough."
Daisy then attempted to walk but realized that Luigi was still holding onto her ankles.
"No, not tough enough. Not tough enough!"
Daisy then manages to get Luigi off of her and he stood up.
"Luigi, you need to stop worrying. I'm fully capable of taking care of myself. After all, who's the toughest gal in the Mushroom Kingdom?"
Daisy then picked up a big boulder to show off her strength and set it down.
"Um...You are," Luigi answered.
"And who put the hi-ya hi ho, 'A' in athletics?"
"You did," Luigi answered again.
"And who saves your green backside from certain destruction on occasion?"
"You do..." Luigi answered meekly this time.
"Right. And I can handle your little bull wiggler too because I am the best there is! There ain't nothin' too big or too scary for me to catch."
"Okay."
"Now say it!"
"There isn't anything..."
"AIN'T nothing!" Daisy corrected.
"Ain't nothing too big or too scary for you to catch. But..."
Before Luigi can say anything else Daisy cut him off. This went on for the rest of the journey. After a while, the pair stopped in front of what looked like a cave. Daisy bends down on the ground and picks up some dirt and she sniffed it.
"Wiggler sign," Daisy said as she looks at the small sign that said 'Wiggler' on it. "He's in that cave."
"Daisy," Luigi started. "...Are you sure you can-?"
"Of course I am", Daisy cut him off. "I'm going in, and I ain't coming out 'til I got me a big steaming plate of wiggler stew."
Daisy headed inside the cave. Luigi, being easily scared as he usually is, waited outside hiding behind a rock.
"Aha! There you are, you crown-nabbing' varmint! Hi-yah!"
All Luigi heard next was Daisy beating up the wiggler. Despite that, Daisy manages to peek out of the cave a few times.
"I'm winning Luigi!"
"Daisy, that's not..." Luigi said before Daisy continued fighting. This process was repeated several times.
"This should take any longer!"
"Daisy, that's not…!"
"Almost done!"
"DAISY!"
Next thing Luigi knew Daisy came out riding on a worm-like creature. Before long Daisy tied it up a segmented ring.
"Boy. This wiggler put up quite a fight. But I'm from Sarasaland, and this wiggler was no match for me. I even found my crown!"
Daisy then showed Luigi her slightly scratched but still intact crown before placing it back on her head.
"That's not the wiggler," Luigi muttered.
"Pardon?"
"That's not the Wiggler. That's its tongue."
Daisy looked and realized that the 'cave' is the mouth of the Bull Wiggler itself, who then woke up from its nap.
"Ohhhh. This is the tongue, and... the whole thing... is the... wiggler..." Daisy went dead silent. "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
Both Luigi and Daisy both ran away from the now angry wiggler who gave chase.
"So what's the plan now, Daisy?"
"Run faster than Sonic!"
"I could've thought of that" A realization had struck Luigi. "Hey, wait a minute! I was right wasn't I?"
"Now's not the time for this Luigi!"
"What? He's too big for you?"
"Not now, Luigi!"
"I wanna hear you say it!"
"Can we talk about this after we don't get eaten?"
"Say it!"
"Luigi!"
"Say it or I'll trip you!"
"No!"
"Say it!"
"Later!"
"Say it!"
"Alright! You were right and I was wrong! I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! Are you happy now?"
"I knew it," Luigi said with a smug smile.
Just as their squabble just ended they heard a growl from the Bull wiggler prompting them to go faster. Luigi and Daisy ran as fast as their legs could, both screaming simultaneously. The pair ran up and down hills and wiggler still gave chase. They even passed by the Koopa who had a chunk of his shell bitten off all wrapped up in bandages. As the wiggler went past him it ate his shell in the same matter again.
"Not again!" the Koopa exclaimed.
Daisy and Luigi kept running for a little longer before Luigi decided to ask about a new plan.
"Daisy, what do we do now?!"
Daisy noticed that they were running in a path of trees and suddenly she got an idea.
"Luigi! Do you still have that paper clip and string?"
"Oh, I think I know what you're going with this!"
Luigi then took the paper clip and string out and made them into a necklace.
"Look! I made a necklace! 'S' for 'Super Mario' or 'S' for 'Super Luigi'! Clever huh?"
"No, silly! How about 'S' for 'Saving our skins?"
Daisy then took the string and paper clip and uses the paper clips as a hook and wraps it around a nearby tree. They both swing up so high and they ended up landing on top of the wiggler, which is oblivious to their whereabouts.
"Whew! That was a close one. We'll both be nice and safe up here."
As soon as she said that the Wiggler suddenly ended up running off straight off a cliff. Daisy and Luigi both screamed before they ran up on the back of the wiggler. They both manage to jump off safely on the cliff's edge as the wiggler falls off the cliff.
"Woohoo! We did it! He'll never get back up here!" Luigi cheered.
"We saved the town! We'll be hailed as heroes!" Daisy said.
"Yeah! Let's go back and tell everyone!"
Unbeknownst to the pair, the residences of Toad Town went along with Yoshi's idea to push toad town in a different area, thinking that Daisy and Luigi wouldn't come back alive. Ironically the town was at the bottom of the cliff.
"PUSH!" yelled Yoshi and everyone pushed the town. "PUSH!"
Everyone gave the town one last push and they all celebrated. But the celebration was cut short when the wiggler landed on their town, smashing it into bits.
"Ouch..." Exclaimed the Wiggler.
The End.
Cast
Luigi-Spongebob
Daisy-Sandy Cheeks
A Wiggler- Alaskan Bull Worm
Yoshi-Patrick
Wario-Mr. Krabs
Waluigi-Squidward
Hammer Bro.-Fred
Female Toad-Nancy
Koopa with Broken Shell-Fish with is butt bitten off
Green Toad-Citizen #1
Pianta- Citizen #2
Elderly Goomba-Mable
Knight Toad-Knight Fish
Lakitu-Citizen 3
AdmiralBobbery-Raincoat Fish
(Note: Richard is a reference to a character owned by Nintendrawer on Deviantart.)
