Hi, it's been a while since I updated this hehe...Well I did say this will be updated when I can. I also made some revisions to the previous chapters. I will also include the original title of the episode next the chapter name. Otherwise I hope you guys enjoy this. It's Waluigi Time!


WaMuscLuigi (MuscleBob BuffPants)

In the home of the Wario brothers, Waluigi stood in front of a mirror flexing his arms trying to look strong.

"It's time to make Waluigi large and wide!"

The purple man went over to a set of weights, which has a stuffed Yoshi on one side and a stuffed Birdo on the other. He lifts it to his chest but struggles for a few moments. With a yell, he lifts the weight over his head before dropping it to the ground, with the toys letting out a squeak.

The doorbell rings in his house. Waluigi goes over to open it only to be greeted by Mario.

"Hey, Waluigi. How are you doing?"

"Not too close Mario. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out." Waluigi flexes his arm in an attempt to show his muscle, but there's barely a bump. "You jealous?"

"Well, you are smelly."

"All thanks to my state-of-the-artwork set." Waluigi shows Mario his workout equipment which all consists of stuffed toys. "Are you jealous?" He said with a smirk.

"Uhh... I don't wanna rain on your parade, Waluigi, but you won't make any sort of progress with those." Mario told him as politely as he could.

"Oh really?"

"That is if you want arms like these." Mario rolls up his right sleeve and flexes his right arm, showing off a big, impressive bicep and he repeated the process with his left arm. He turns his back executing a back double bicep flex to show his impressive back muscles.

Waluigi stood stunned by the impressiveness of Mario's muscles. He always knew Mario was strong but he never thought he had muscles that impressive

"Well, uh, maybe I could use a little help..." Waluigi said as he looked at his puny arm.

"Well, if you want arms like mine, I can help you with my own training program."

"Wow, you let me do that? That'd be great! I can see me now." Waluigi daydreamed himself big a buff doing things he enjoys such as tending his piranha plants, winning a tennis match, and wooing Rosalina. "Yeah... that would change everything!"

"Just be at my place at 5 a.m. and I can help get started. Oh! And bring a sweatband as well."


Early the next morning Mario is helping Waluigi with his work in the front yard of his home. Waluigi is on the ground attempting to do a push-up with Mario encouraging him.

"Come on, Waluigi, it's only push-ups! Come on. Come on! You can do it!"

Several grunts escaped from the purple man as he was determined to get that push up. Then a loud crack enters the air as Waluigi lands face first on the ground. All he could was mutter 'one'.

With that attempt fail they proceed to the next workout. A bell ding enters the air. Both Mario and Waluigi stood in a boxing ring equipped with boxing gloves.

"Alright, put 'em up" Mario lifted his boxing gloves in the air.

Waluigi struggled to get his gloves up. He barely got a few inches. "They're up."

"Ding ding!" Mario punches Waluigi hard enough to send his flying out of the ring.

Mario took Waluigi to what looked like a giant hamster wheel. With a hard push from Mario, the wheel started spinning as Waluigi ran. He gave loud pants as the speed of the wheel increased causing him to trip all over it.

"Feeling the burn?" Mario called out.

"I'm-fee-ling-some-thing!" Waluigi felt himself being launched from the wheel, letting out a scream before landing on the side of Mario's house, sliding down the slide a few seconds after landing.

Mario then proceeds to escort Waluigi to another part of the yard for the final part of the workout.

"Well, now that we've got warmed up, it's time for the arm-cruncher."

"Arm-cruncher, great." Waluigi said with feign enthusiasm and rightfully so. Up ahead he sees a cement pedestal with two large blocks that resembled thwomp slamming down in it at a high speed. "This man is trying to kill me…"

"This is it." Mario arrived at the arm cruncher only to realize his cellphone is in his hand, with Waluigi's voice coming from it.

"Hey, that's great, Mario! Well, Isurehadfunwe'llhavetodoitagainsometime, bye!" The other end of the phone hung up with the sound of the dial tone coming out of it. Mario just stood with an annoyed look.

Waluigi laid flat on his bed as tossed his cellphone away. Both his arms bulge in and out several times. His piranha plant on his nightstand could only cringe.

"This working-out thing isn't working out for Waluigi."

"Hey, you!" Waluigi lifts his head to look to his tv to see a pianta talking. "Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy! "Oh, I'm a little peanut worm. Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling built like a goomba? Well, now you too can have muscles. With Banzai Arms!"

The pianta slips on long, pink, glove-like materials on his arms.

"They slip on like a glove. Just add air." The pianta puts on a plug on the glove and fills it with air, making it look all buff and muscle. "How big do you want 'em? Big?" He fills the other glove with air. "Veiny?" He adds more air to make the arm have veins. "And for the ladies…" Air fills in the glove to make it grow hair. "Hairy?"

Waluigi let out a whistle.

"I was a wimp before Banzai Arms!" The pianta shows a picture of a scrawny pianta. "Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp!"

"Wow, now that's a good idea!" Waluigi commented. His piranha plant let out a grunt. "I wanna be just like him. Yeah, I've gotta get to a phone!"


Several days later…

Princess Peach sat on a lounge chair enjoying a popsicle. A big shadow looms over her as she seized her licking.

"Hello, princess!"

"Waluigi?" Peach muttered in shock, tongue still on the popsicle.

Down the road, Toad is sweeping his front porch whistling his Captain Toad tune. The same big shadow casts over him causing him to stop and look up to the source.

"How ya doing, Toad!" Waluigi called out.

"Mother of Luvbi!" Toad dropped his broom and retreated into his home.

Not too far away lied Koopa Beach. A place where many in the Mushroom Kingdom come to enjoy a day in the sun. A small portion of it has a Muscle Beach where those can come to workout on the sandy shores. Many were there including the likes of Donkey Kong and Princess Daisy. Everyone working out heard new footsteps stop to look up. All gave collective gasps when they saw before their eyes. One of the individuals working out was so shocked his dropped his weights, which landed on the feet of two others.

"Hi, guys." Waluigi stood tall, flexing his new Banzai Arms.

"Waluigi, is that you?" Daisy asked, completely in disbelief at what she is seeing.

"Who were you expecting? Fawful? Wait... wait…" Waluigi flexes his arms more. "They're big, aren't they?"

"Dude...you're ripped!" Daisy said.

"Your arms are very impressive," Donkey Kong commented.

"Thank...You." Waluigi said as he flexes out the words himself. "I've been working out. Excuse me a second." he flexes some more. "Yeah. So, anyone wants to join me at the juice bar?"


Mario had gotten word of Waluigi's presence at the beach. He had not heard from him since the workout. He was afriad that the workout had cause rift between them so he went over to the beach to make sure he's doing alright . At the beach not saw two Toads in front of the juice bar.

"I'm telling you, he's huge!" A Toad said to his companion.

"Hey, have you both seen Waluigi? I was told he was here."

"You mean WaMuscLuigi? He's in there!" The Toad pointed to the juice bar.

"Uhh, okay. Thanks." Mario answered bewildered look. Mario made his way into the juice bar where he sees a large crowd gathered. A familiar voice erupts from it.

"I start with twenty raw eggs every day. But that's just me." Waluigi sat at the bar with the crowd listening to him. "Working out is my life. I remember when I used to look like that guy over there."

"Who me?" A scrawny Koopa Troopa in the crowd said.

Everyone in the bar laughed. Princess Daisy especially caught Waluigi's attention

"I remember when I used to look like you, too." He pointed at Daisy, laughing as well. "But, that was a long time ago."

"Here's your drink," A human barkeeper put a glass on the counter next to Waluigi.

"Thank you, sir." Waluigi tries to pick up his drink but can't seem to lift it. Not wanting to create suspicions he leaned down and sip through the straw. "Ah yeah, that's the stuff."

"Waluigi?" Mario emerges from the crowd, eyes widened as he gazed upon Waluigi. "How-How'd you get those muscles?

"I've created the workout routine that's given me amazing results." At the moment, one of the mushroom arms almost slipped off but he got it back on before anyone noticed. "Yeah, I have never felt better."

"Heck, what's your secret?"

"What?"

"Your secret workout. What is it?" Mario asked.

"Yeah, don't be shy!" Daisy followed.

"Please tell us," Donkey Kong insisted.

"Hmmm, well... I, uh... first I take my hand and I do this…" Waluigi placed his hand under his armpit and used his other hand to make armpit noises.

"You're joking, right?" Daisy asked.

"Do these muscles lie?" Waluigi replied with a flex. Everyone minus Mario in the bar started to make their armpit noises.

"I'm proud that you found an exercise method that works for you."

"Yeah, your workout routine wasn't quite tough enough for me."

"Can't argue with that. But you can't let those results go to waste. What you need to do now is put those muscles to the test!"

"Wh-what do you mean by that?"

"The big Koopa Beach anchor tossing competition. It's today! Everybody'll be there!"

The bar keeper placed another drink onto Waluigi's Banzai Arm hand, unbeknownst to the purple man.

"I bet with those arms you'll be the best!"

"Uhh, well, I don't think I should do it."

"Oh don't be shy! Let's-a go sign up!"

"Right now?! Wait, uhh, wait, Mario. I don't think it's such a…" Waluigi attempted to stop Mario but the drink on his hand prevented him. He tries to lift the drink but fails. "Mario wait!"

Outside the juice bar, Mario walks out to the post with the signup slips for the anchor toss competition.

"Here's the signup list." Mario takes the pen and precedes to write his name on the slip.

Back in the bar, Waluigi tried to yell out to Mario to stop him, whilst still trying to get out of his trap.

"Wait, Mario! Don't sign just yet! WAAIITT!"

Mario finished with his application and placed it in the box. He then proceeded to sign Waluigi's name. Back with Waluigi, the barkeeper notices Waluigi's predicament. He removed the drink from Waluigi's hand, which send him flying out of the bar. The man let out one last yell for Mario as he landed outside. At that moment, Mario had put Waluigi's name in the box.

"Don't worry, Wal. I got you signed up."

"Oh great...Thanks, Mario."


The anchor toss competition had arrived. Many had gathered to watch competitors show their strength. A Lakitu spoke through the microphone.

"We on? Welcome to the Koopa Beach 8th annual anchor toss competition."

The contestants all lined up, doing warm-ups and stretches, one of which was doing Waluigi's 'secret' workout. Speaking of which, Waluigi stood still with his nerves out of his mind.

"Are you ready for this, Waluigi?" Mario called out to him.

"Oh, yeah. Definatly. Waluigi is ready for the challenge." When Mario turned away, Waluigi blew more air into his arms.

"Can I get some mustard?" The lakitu said to his assistant holding a hotdog before realize the competition was ready. "Oh! Let's begin the competition! First up, Donkey Kong!"

The proud ape lifts the anchor and tosses it into the field. A Shy Guy ran onto the field with a measuring tape in hand.

"Three hundred yards!"

"Let's see an instant replay!" As the lakitu announcer said this, another anchor landed on the shy guy measurer. "Amazing! Next up, Princess Daisy."

The Sarasaland princess twirls the anchor reminiscent of the way Mario fought Bowser back in Mario 64 before releasing the anchor. The Shy Guy saw the anchor coming for him. He ran several feet away but the anchor landed on him.

"Three hundred and sixty-four yards!"

"Here comes Super Mario himself!"

Mario lifts the anchor in the air, waits several seconds before kicking it in the air. The anchor was coming straight for the Shy Guy once again. Letting out a scream, the Shy Guy around the field in an attempt not to get crushed again, but the anchor lands on him anyways.

"SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FOUR YARDS!"

"Wow! Amazing!" The Lakitu announcer proclaimed. Even Donkey Kong and Daisy couldn't help but be impressed.

"Try and beat that. Waluigi," Mario said.

"Up next, Waluigi Wario."

"WAL. WAL. WALUIGI! WAL. WAL. WALUIGI!"

The crowd chants Waluigi's name, some imitating the armpit exercise while others are holding up Waluigi signs. Waluigi tries to pull the anchor as hard as he could but it resulted in him slipping on the ground. He quickly stood up laughing with a fake happy expression.

"Haha. Just kidding. Just kidding."

The crowd seems to bought his act and laugh with him. Even the contestants, including Mario, joined in as well.

"That Waluigi is such a trickster isn't he?"

The purple-clad man brings his gaze solemnly onto the ground.

"Oh, this is it. They're all gonna find out I'm a fake. I can't give up. I've got to try. I can do it! I've got Banzai Arms! I'm no wimp, I'm a jerk!"

Waluigi blows his Mushroom Arms over and over until it reached the "JERK" size, making the arms ginormous. With a determined grin on his face, he tries to lift the anchor again veins grow on his arms, and some of the air in one arm goes into his hat. Tries to lift again, but the air goes into his left shoe as the crowd 'ooh's. Tries to lift again and causes the air to go into his left mustache. He tries to lift again the last time, causing the Banzai Arms to burst around his body, then explode. After the air blows off, the popped Banzai Arms deflate, floating down.

The crowd stood stunned at the scene below, same with the contestants as well.

"Those arms were fake all along? He had us fooled," Donkey Kong said.

"I think it's safe to say that he lost," Daisy also said.

With that, the crowd tossed their Waluigi signs and replaced them with Mario signs.

"SUPER MARIO! SUPER MARIO

As the crowd cheers for Mario, Waluigi removed the remnants of the Banzai Arms. Mario approaches him with a disappointed expression. Waluigi gives a nervous smile.

"Fun competition, wasn't it Mario?"

All he got in response was Mario still retaining his disappointing gaze, and tapping his foot, much like a parent would do to their child. He makes a 'come with me' gesture before walking away. All Waluigi could do is follow him, head down in shame.


"96. 97. 98. 99. 100..."

Mario & Waluigi were in the living room of Mario's house sitting on the couch facing a television. Waluigi is holding his arm straight out with the remote in his hand. Mario figure rather than use his exercises on Waluigi opted to start small, Such as having Waluigi changing channels.

"I want 100 more."

"It hurts…"

Waluigi pressed the button over and over on the remote as he started counting.

"You know Waluigi, I think we might have found the perfect exercise for you."

At that moment, Waluigi's grip on the remote went loose and it fell on the floor. However, his arm had become so stiff he cannot move it.

"Could you get that?"

The End


Cast:

Waluigi-Spongebob

Mario-Sandy Cheeks

Daisy-Larry the Lobster

Donkey Kong-Don the Whale

Lakitu- Anchor Toss Announcer

Shy Guy- Tape Measuring Fish that got crushed by the anchors

A random Toad- Scooter

Peach-Squidward

Toad-Mr. Krabs