NobodyThatsWho: Hey
NobodyThatsWho: Hello
NobodyThatsWho: Is this thing on?
NobodyThatsWho: I just flew in from the New York, and boy are my arms tired.
Gentle: Yes?
NobodyThatsWho: Ah, finally!
NobodyThatsWho: Is this the Twitter account for the villain Gentle?
Gentle: ...
Gentle: Are you with the police?
NobodyThatsWho: Look at my profile. My retweets. My likes.
NobodyThatsWho: IS THIS THE TWITTER ACCOUNT OF A FASCIST?
Gentle: My apologies, I had to intention to offend. This is indeed Gentle. Who am I speaking with?
NobodyThatsWho: Did you not look at my account? I'm Mr. Nobody!
Gentle: Who?
NobodyThatsWho: ...
NobodyThatsWho: ...
NobodyThatsWho: I'm the Doom Patrol's archnemesis.
Gentle: Who are they?
NobodyThatsWho: They're the superhero team with Robotman on it.
Gentle: My apologies, I've never heard of them before. I live in Japan, you see.
NobodyThatsWho: I once stole Paris! By feeding it to a painting!
Gentle: Was there a reason you're contacting me?
NobodyThatsWho: Listen, Gentle, I've seen your videos. You've got style, you love the limelight, and you are weird as heck. That Quirk? Silly. Love it.
NobodyThatsWho: I'm putting together a new villain team, a new Brotherhood of Dada.
NobodyThatsWho: I just wanted to extend an invitation, see if you're up for joining up.
NobodyThatsWho: It comes with no benefits except what we can get through ridiculous and reality-bending schemes.
NobodyThatsWho: I'm working on this great stuff called $#!+, it's going to be great.
Gentle: What are your goals?
NobodyThatsWho: Goals?
NobodyThatsWho: Goals?
NobodyThatsWho: I'm Mr. Nobody.
NobodyThatsWho: My 'goal' is to show everyone who thinks there's a normal.
NobodyThatsWho: Who thinks that there's an average.
NobodyThatsWho: Who thinks that there's a reality.
NobodyThatsWho: Show them all the truth.
NobodyThatsWho: They're nothing.
NobodyThatsWho: You're nothing.
NobodyThatsWho: I'm nothing. I'm Nobody. We all are.
Gentle: I appreciate the invitation, but I don't think I can really relocate. I wish you the best of luck with...whatever it is you're doing.
NobodyThatsWho: Oh
NobodyThatsWho: I see how it is
NobodyThatsWho: Well, screw you 'Gentle'
NobodyThatsWho: That's the worst villain name I've ever heard
NobodyThatsWho: Even Kite Man is laughing at you
Gentle: Well, that's uncalled for.
NobodyThatsWho: No, YOU'RE uncalled for
NobodyThatsWho: In fact, you know what?
NobodyThatsWho: Screw doing a new Brotherhood of Dada
NobodyThatsWho: Didn't really work the first two times
NobodyThatsWho: Instead, doing a Brotherhood of Nada
NobodyThatsWho: Which you're not invited to
NobodyThatsWho: I hope you step on a lego
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