NobodyThatsWho: Hey

NobodyThatsWho: Hello

NobodyThatsWho: Is this thing on?

NobodyThatsWho: I just flew in from the New York, and boy are my arms tired.

Gentle: Yes?

NobodyThatsWho: Ah, finally!

NobodyThatsWho: Is this the Twitter account for the villain Gentle?

Gentle: ...

Gentle: Are you with the police?

NobodyThatsWho: Look at my profile. My retweets. My likes.

NobodyThatsWho: IS THIS THE TWITTER ACCOUNT OF A FASCIST?

Gentle: My apologies, I had to intention to offend. This is indeed Gentle. Who am I speaking with?

NobodyThatsWho: Did you not look at my account? I'm Mr. Nobody!

Gentle: Who?

NobodyThatsWho: ...

NobodyThatsWho: ...

NobodyThatsWho: I'm the Doom Patrol's archnemesis.

Gentle: Who are they?

NobodyThatsWho: They're the superhero team with Robotman on it.

Gentle: My apologies, I've never heard of them before. I live in Japan, you see.

NobodyThatsWho: I once stole Paris! By feeding it to a painting!

Gentle: Was there a reason you're contacting me?

NobodyThatsWho: Listen, Gentle, I've seen your videos. You've got style, you love the limelight, and you are weird as heck. That Quirk? Silly. Love it.

NobodyThatsWho: I'm putting together a new villain team, a new Brotherhood of Dada.

NobodyThatsWho: I just wanted to extend an invitation, see if you're up for joining up.

NobodyThatsWho: It comes with no benefits except what we can get through ridiculous and reality-bending schemes.

NobodyThatsWho: I'm working on this great stuff called $#!+, it's going to be great.

Gentle: What are your goals?

NobodyThatsWho: Goals?

NobodyThatsWho: Goals?

NobodyThatsWho: I'm Mr. Nobody.

NobodyThatsWho: My 'goal' is to show everyone who thinks there's a normal.

NobodyThatsWho: Who thinks that there's an average.

NobodyThatsWho: Who thinks that there's a reality.

NobodyThatsWho: Show them all the truth.

NobodyThatsWho: They're nothing.

NobodyThatsWho: You're nothing.

NobodyThatsWho: I'm nothing. I'm Nobody. We all are.

Gentle: I appreciate the invitation, but I don't think I can really relocate. I wish you the best of luck with...whatever it is you're doing.

NobodyThatsWho: Oh

NobodyThatsWho: I see how it is

NobodyThatsWho: Well, screw you 'Gentle'

NobodyThatsWho: That's the worst villain name I've ever heard

NobodyThatsWho: Even Kite Man is laughing at you

Gentle: Well, that's uncalled for.

NobodyThatsWho: No, YOU'RE uncalled for

NobodyThatsWho: In fact, you know what?

NobodyThatsWho: Screw doing a new Brotherhood of Dada

NobodyThatsWho: Didn't really work the first two times

NobodyThatsWho: Instead, doing a Brotherhood of Nada

NobodyThatsWho: Which you're not invited to

NobodyThatsWho: I hope you step on a lego

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