NEW AGE

Steve was eating his golden carrots and minding his own business he was looking at the beautiful landscape and a villager liking a dog

dog : o_o…..

Steve: o_o ….

Honestly those villager have low IQ level . other than that it was a beautiful day parrots making baby villagers cry with creeper noises …iron golems protecting villagers … bees making honey … and a strange portal with strange pretty blonde catgirl with a revealing clothes looking around .you know the usual

Steve pov :

Wait … what.. that's not ordinary . after wearing my netherite armor and taking enchanted my technodrill and netherite sword and several chulker boxes with stacks of food. diamond . . golden apples . I approached the girl carefully ( careful my ass the armor making a loud sound) ( can you shut it I m trying to be stealthy here ) ( well not anymore she's looking you're way :D) ( wait wh…!) the catgirl tackled me and stated unzipping my pants .. WTF I hit her with my sword and she backed off injured and wimpering at her injury she looked at me one final time before she ran away back to the portal ….. I honestly felt bad with the expression on her face and followed her …. What's the worst could happen ( murfy: he had to say that hehe they never learn)

Blonde Catgirl mamono pov:

I was looking for food and entertainment (and a husband hopefully) until I found a strange black portal with purple water .. I poked it several time it appeared to be safe so I just entered the strange portal hoped for the best …. After some time I saw a landscape with weird looking villagers I started approaching them maybe one of them will be my husband then I heard a rustling noise ..i saw a handsome muscular man with black armor I didn't waste any time and started unzipping his pants he..he..he…. but out of nowhere he stroke me with a sword and I backed away injured ..then I saw the predatory look in his face I knew he's a dangerous man I have to run and warn lady druella and others .. then I ran back to the portal…. huuuuuuuh man I hate my life .

Our stupid BLONDE catgirl (man.. the universe did not favor blondes poor things )

Meanwhile in touhou universe a certain gap hag had an upset look on her face

Ran : yukari –sama!, are you alright!

The hag(gapped) : no ran im not there is rude person talking about my age

Ran : but you are old

The hag( slightly annoyed): what was that !

And then Ran ran away (talk about irony)

Back to steve …

I ran out of the portal and broke it I didn't want any strange creatures going to my home.. then I was hit with a strange dark purple energy it made me feel strange and my pants tightened WTF..

I saw several catgirl identical to the girl I injured they were looking at me like a piece of meat

So a did like any brave man would de I ran like hell in the opposite direction I noticed they're following me so I used speed V potion and ran like hell .. once I was out the forest I saw a huge wall with barrier protecting it I tried to enter and succeed then a guardsman stopped me

Guards: halt you need to pay fees

Steve: how much

Guards : (he.. he.. I'll swindle him) 40 gold pieces

Steve: ok here is 40 gold bars

Guards : ( shit I tried cheating a noble) b.. b..b..but im sorry sir I did not know who you are you can enter

Steve : ok (he didn't need these gold bars anyway he had stacks and stacks of gold blocks)

Once steve was incide he noticed several buildings and adventurers and ordinary people walking around so he asked where he can get land he paid them generously and got his land he started building his house while the shocked citizens stared at him

Steve :what !

The citizen scrambled away they assumed it was some weird magic . steve finished his house it looked like a fancy house with two story house with modern kitchen. living room . bedroom bathroom and lab . then he slept