Disclaimer: Probably not the first time that someone has done a fanfic like this. I don't read a lot of HP fanfic so this isn't meant to copy anyone.
6:08 pm
New Alert: Draco Malfoy has started a groupchat.
Draco Malfoy has renamed the groupchat to 'Slytherin Rules'.
Draco Malfoy has added Blaise Zambini, Pansy Parkinson, Vincent Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle to Slytherin Rules.
Draco Malfoy and four others are online.
Pansy Parkinson has left the chat.
Draco Malfoy has added Pansy Parkinson to Slytherin Rules.
Pansy Parkinson: why does this exist?
Blaise Zambini: why would u think i know
Draco Malfoy has changed their name to Serpent King. Serpent King changed Pansy Parkinson to Handsy Witch. Serpent King changed Blaise Zambini to hotzucchini. Serpent King changed Vincent Crabbe to Idiot 1. Serpent King changed Gregory Goyle to Idoit 2.
Idiot 1: Is that meant to be offenisve?
Hotzucchini: duh
Idoit 2: we're not idiots
Handsy Witch: if u weren't idiots than you would've noticed that i2's name spelled incorrectly
Handsy Witch: also draco hasn't responded to this
Hotzucchini: u there?
Serpent King: yep, mcgonagall was telling me off for walking
Handsy Witch: he was making out with an apple on the teacher's desk
Hotzucchini: that's weird af
Serpent King: did you just use af?
Hotzucchini: did i make out with an apple?
Serpent King: me and that apple have a deeper understanding for love than you will ever have
Idiot 1: and he calls us idoits
Serpent King: MY FATHER WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS
Serpent King is offline.
Handsy Witch has added Daphne Greengrass and Tracey Davis to Slytherin Rules.
Tracey Davis has changed their name to Trixie Witch. Trixie Witch has changed Daphne Greengrass to Bitch Witch.
Trixie Witch: I WON'T HESITATE BITCHESSSSSSSS
Trixie Witch is offline.
Hotzucchini: I have so many questions
Idoit 2: welcome to my life
Bitch Witch: why tf am i bitch witch.
Handsy Witch: bc ur the bitchiest off all of us
Idoit 2: apart from draco or 'Serpent King'
Hotzucchini:
Idiot 1:
Bitch Witch:
Serpent King is online.
Serpent King: rude.
Trixie Witch is online.
Trixie Witch: periodt
Everyone is offline.
2:17 am
Serpent King is online.
Serpent King: I got hungry, RIP drapple
Serpent King is offline.
9:50 am
Bitch Witch is online.
Bitch Witch: anyone know where Tracey is?
Idoit 2 and Hotzucchini are online.
Idoit 2: I just had transfiguration with her. no idea where she is though
Bitch Witch: was she 'experimenting'
Hotzucchini: yes
Idoit 2: there's also a bat following us around, it's a nuisance
Bitch Witch: that bat's name is Tracey WTF Davis
Bitch Witch: I'll deal with it.
Bitch Witch is offline.
Handsy Witch and Serpent King are online.
Handsy Witch: this chat has something against being normal
Serpent King: that's what the other chats are for
Idoit 2: what other chat?
Hotzucchini: it's only for smart people
Bitch Witch is online.
Bitch Witch: periodtttttttt
Bitch Witch is offline.
Idoit 2: did she literally just come on to say that?
Serpent King: I still didn't know that you could read
Handsy Witch: yo is trace still alive?
Hotzucchini: yeah, she's annoying longbottom
Hotzucchini: it's wonderful
Serpent King: don't be such a huge baby blaise. I could only imagine what your parents must be thinking about you right now
Hotzucchini: MY FATHER SHALL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
Idoit 2: OMG lol
Handsy Witch: normally I wouldn't laugh at that but draco's being a huge bitch so lmaoooooo
Serpent King: I'm so done with this chat
Handsy Witch: you're the one that started it.
Trixie Witch added Luna Lovegood to Slytherin Rules.
Handsy Witch: in all of the name that slithers, no
Everyone is offline.
